[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

Recently I am very unhappy, very unhappy, very unhappy! !

The "I" in the above sentence can also be changed to Penny and Bernadette.

The reason is simple, Amy said, we are her girlfriends, the only three.

Since they are girlfriends, it is also appropriate for us to try on wedding dresses, take photos, choose invitations, and pack gift bags with us.I'm glad America doesn't have the habit of drinking the bride's wine, otherwise we'd have to hold her back—this matter should be entrusted to Petunia.

"Amy, are you sure you want to wear this pink one..." It looked like a gift box wrapped in a mosquito net.Although girlish feelings are always poetry, but Amy, I think your girlish feelings are used in the wrong place.

"That's how the fairy in the only cartoon I watched when I was a child was dressed like this. My mother said that you can only dress like this after you get married, otherwise it will affect your IQ and be indecent."

That's it! !Every time Amy opened her mouth, I couldn't help but shed tears of sympathy, and then I couldn't say such unfeeling words like "I'm not your girlfriend".So cunning!

Bernie was holding a computer and writing in the corner of the bridal shop. The poor girl wanted to write a thesis with peace of mind, but she was dragged out by Stuart and Amy again and again. A big pimple popped out.

As for Penny, she seems to be paying attention to her health recently.During this period of preparing for Amy's marriage, all her looks cannot do without a thermos cup filled with warm milk.

"uh-huh"

. . .

"uh-huh!"

"What's the matter? Petunia, you have a bad throat?" Even though she winked at me and almost poured wine on me, I couldn't move.

"I heard... Did Sheldon tell you about the marriage afterward?"

"How long did you hold back to ask this question?" I scratched my head and scratched my head for a long time, and I felt anxious for her.Also, in front of my face, Bernie in the corner is so excited to ask this and that. From time to time, she thinks she is sneaking, but actually peeps at me in a messy way, with a woman's face and can't hide it when she is gossiping. Excited - there are ghosts at first sight.

"I just care about you and Sheldon!" Penny replied confidently, "But you can really consider Amy's suggestion to let you find your next boyfriend, unless you are willing to go with Sheldon. Get a test-tube baby out."

"I'll tell Sheldon..."

Two months have passed since the marriage proposal at Comic-Con, and Amy and Stewart's wedding has entered the late sprint stage.In fact, the two of Ai (mainly Amy) would not be in such a hurry to get married. The reason for this rush is the parents of both parties.Stuart's father almost recited it happily when he heard that his son was actually getting married and his fiancée was a Ph. Healed himself, and then told his son that the wedding must be done immediately, immediately, and in minutes. Cooked ducks can also fly, and the lid of the pressure cooker must be put on.Apparently, God and weddings are that pressure-limiting valve.

As for Amy—although her mother is not very satisfied with the job, education, income, personality, appearance, and disease history of the future half of her son, given that the problem of choosing a spouse for older and highly educated women has risen to Social issues, after this village, maybe there will be no such shop.Now that you have decided to get married, you can get married as soon as possible, and you can have a child quickly, so that you don't have to worry about your daughter dying alone in the future.

So, under the unanimous instigation of the two adults, the future Bloom couple (yes, Stewart's surname is Bloom) was rushed to the wedding grill like ducks.

"The day you came back from the Comic Con, Leonard ran into my room and cried all night. The general content was that Stuart was about to get married, and he liked me so much, why didn't I like him."

I was staring at Amy, who was happily trying all kinds of colorful and weird wedding dresses that I couldn't think of. It was strange. The wedding dresses hanging in this store looked normal. Where did Amy find them? of?Petunia beside her suddenly said this quietly.

"And then?" she told Petunia, embarrassed.Although the soundproofing of this apartment is good, after a certain decibel level, some things can't be kept hidden - especially when we live so close.We were all on the door the last time Leonard burst into her apartment and started crying, including when they started having sex and we accidentally heard the beginning.

I didn't mean you, Penny.There are actually quite a lot of ways to comfort people, don't you think that you have not had enough entanglements with Leonard...

"He talked about blablabla for a long time, such as unequal feelings, lack of love, there are a lot of them anyway." Petunia lowered her head and played with her fingers (it's amazing, she didn't even put on nail polish).Did I think too much, Queen Pei actually avoided my sight.Interesting.

"And then??" It felt like something big was about to happen.I put down the cup in my hand and unconsciously tipped it in her direction.

"I've been vomiting inexplicably recently, and my aunt hasn't come for these two months."

......

I think.......a bit too much information.

When watching American TV dramas, I always have this kind of plot in my heart - the men and women who have spent a lot of time, inexplicably committed the low-level mistake of wanting to be parents.Every time I heard the news, I always looked remorseful and dejected, and looked like I was dying of pain.After giving birth to a child, they gradually established a deep relationship with the child's father or mother, and have embarked on a happy and healthy life since then.

So now this kind of plot is falling on Penny you? ?You are not willing to contribute a few dollars to a certain Du Group!Well now...

The homeboy Leonard's way of embracing a beautiful woman is really unusual.

"Are you sure? Have you tried it?" Although it is certain that Penny will have a baby in eight to nine months according to the script, it might be her own fault.Penny usually drank so much alcohol and ate so much junk food, it was normal for her stomach to feel uncomfortable.Going to bed so late at night and waking up so early in the morning is not impossible for endocrine disorders.

"No." The suspected expectant mother opened the bag and showed it to me. Inside was a pregnancy test stick, "I dare not test it alone."

Amy on the other side of the mirror seemed to be very happy being fooled by the shopping guide lady, shaking her skirt and laughing forward and backward, like a penguin wearing a banana skin—yes, the wedding dress she is trying on now is yellow.There are still several pieces hanging around her, and it is estimated that she will not be able to try them all in a while.very good!This kind of thing is already enough to make people feel dizzy, if she gets involved again, it will really be the first and the second big.Waving to Bernadette, the short tall student closed the lid of his notebook and walked over frowning.

"We really didn't tell Amy that those wedding dresses would make the word 'taste' cry out. She's not Katy Perry, why is she dressed like a fruit." Bernie glanced at Amy as if bewitched He turned around covering his eyes as if he had been stabbed, with an expression that he couldn't bear to look directly at.

"But she's so happy, she looks like she really likes these weird wedding dresses." Petunia spread her hands and pointed to the other side, "It's okay, anyway, Stuart won't mind."

Of course he wouldn't mind, even if Amy wore two pieces of cloth to the wedding scene, he wouldn't mind.

"Bernie, something serious and serious. Now, come with us to the bathroom!"

"What? Penny has Leonard's child!!!" In the bathroom, Bernadette froze in place as if she was frightened after listening to the outline of the story.

"Hey, it's not sure!" Penny in the cubicle protested with little confidence, "I'll go, this pregnancy test stick is too difficult to align."

"It's okay, there will be a kid who looks like Leonard yelling at you soon."

"Shut up, Vivienne!" Petunia responded to my complaint with a yell, and then walked out holding the pregnancy test stick wrapped in a tissue.

"If you are really pregnant, will you give birth?" The three of them lined up in the bathroom and looked at each other.Looking in the mirror, everyone looked heavy and serious.I feel like I'm going to take the final exam when I'm not ready, and I feel a little sick, as if I was the one who was pregnant.

"I don't know." Penny's eyes stared at the pregnancy test stick that only needed to reveal the answer in minutes. "

Very good, she is so energetic that she looks like Penny~ The weak and sentimental appearance just now really makes people feel a little flustered.

"Okay, it's time..." Bernadette, who had been watching the time, announced this frightening message.What to do, what to do, what to do if she is really pregnant, Bernadette will definitely compete with me for the position of godmother... This girl will never back down when it comes to competition.How about starting from Leonard? ?

That small, plastic instrument, which was also made in China, lay there quietly, unaware that many things would soon change because of it.Bernadette watched as Penny stretched out her hand and slowly grabbed it.

"I'm pregnant with the red thread, but I'm not pregnant with the blue thread. I'm pregnant with the red thread, but I'm not pregnant with the blue thread." The prospective doctor of biology whispered, but his eyes didn't dare to look in that direction, and he firmly grabbed my hand.Well, actually, that's how I look too.

After waiting for a century, the sound of a door being opened suddenly came from a distance.

"Hey, you are here!! Petunia, the thermometer you are holding has a red light!!!"

Oh my god, the green-skinned wedding dress monster has come in! ! !

Wait, the thermometer has a red light.....

This is...pregnant?

The author has something to say: I'll go, how can I write like I'm writing about my childhood