[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

Maybe it was because my expression was too ferocious. The four people on the sofa, including Leonard who was sitting on the single seat, all moved to the side, making typical psychological self-defense actions.But now I'm not in the mood, and I don't have time to pay attention to this group of teasers and bad friends (emphasis point). All I can see is that pair of flirtatious men and women in the kitchen with spring in their eyes! !This is the most naked hook! ! !take! ! !

What a trick of fate, I inadvertently started to sneer—I think I have gone through the "The Big Bang Theory" kind of three-none TV series that requires emotion, no emotion, □□ no □□, dog blood and no dog blood, matching What's more, Sheldon Cooper, a single-celled animal with a high IQ, has been reduced to the point where he wants to provoke a popular performing art form like "Double Three"!

The heaven will send a great mission to the people of Sri Lanka, and he must first give him an official match, let go of his predecessor, and fight bloody battles at the gate!

Behind every emotional entanglement, there is an Aunt Qiong Yao smiling. Of course, behind Aunt Qiong Yao, there may be an Aunt Yu who seems to be copying.Unscrupulous author, don't think you'll be fine if you hide!

Isn't it just that women make things difficult for women? Today I will play for you a truly gentle, forbearing, and knowledgeable Madonna of the White Lotus! ! !powerful! ! !Version! ! !Only in this way can I live up to the [-] episodes of Yuan I watched angrily overnight! ! !Shan! ! !Shan! ! !

"Hey, Vivienne!" Sheldon finally got a little distracted from the conversation that had absorbed him a bit and spotted me, even through a pair of lenses not much thinner than the bottom of a glass bottle. I could see the expression of shock and then loss that the woman on the opposite side was completely uncontrollable for a moment.

Hmph, it's right to be lost!

"Vivienne, this is my new friend, Amy Fella Fowler, Amy, this is my girlfriend, Vivienne." Sheldon happily pulled me, laughing so hard It's almost out.Pulling down the corner of his mouth in disgust, he dodged a bit, but still let me pinch his cheek, "Vivienne, you didn't believe it at the time—but the book "The New Little Rooster in the Animal Kindergarten" really It has greatly improved my ability to make friends!!"

I think it must be because my brain has not climbed out of the quilt in the apartment upstairs, so I have the urge to play the enhanced version of the gentle, forbearing, and knowledgeable Madonna of the White Lotus... If the object If it is Sheldon, what is the difference between trying to shape this kind of character for Sheldon and winking at pigs...

Of course, the premise is that the pig is an ordinary, normal pig, not Marshal Zhu Bajie.

"Hello, Vivienne." Dr. Fowler turned to look at me expressionlessly, his demeanor, movements, and even his aura seemed to come out of some "Sheldon Cooper imitation show"—— It's annoying.She seemed to have finally realized the existence of someone like me, even when she was looking at me, her eyes wandered deliberately on my face.

Women, they are born to be dramatic!

"Sheldon, the girlfriend you are talking about refers to a woman who is in a state of love, has a contract that is both tacit and mysterious and does not exist in written form, and has a hidden purpose of procreation; or is it just a meeting to say 'Hello' and the occasional random woman who can't be named - like the cleaner at school who cleans your lab? She's one of the few girlfriends I have." Miss Fowler I pushed my glasses, then wiped my nose, "Well, I admit, she is my only girlfriend."

"Oh." There was a voice of regret and sympathy in the auditorium, as if applauding the wonderful performance of the actors.Following the source of the voice, I gave Penny a hard look—you are a friend and foe, if the terrorists invade Pasadena now, you must be a traitor who is cold-blooded! !

And you, Raj!Don't think I didn't see your pursed reddish-brown lips and that face that looks like a girl in high school comforting a broken-hearted girlfriend.

"Glad you asked this question, it shows scientific rigor and intellectual inquiry. We are a couple." Shelton showed what should be in the classroom but absolutely not in Dr. Cooper's class Tolerance to students' questions.I don't think there's anything gratifying about Amy raising the question, and I don't think, and don't see, that Miss Fowler is, at all.Of course, Sheldon's answer was quite pleasing, "Vivienne, as a Master of Arts, you need to work harder on this."

What, why did you suddenly mention my major? ?And it seems that I heard the tone of accusation - in the original drama, in front of my boyfriend's real girlfriend... Should I just rush out of the door with tears on my face and not eat or not Drink for three to five days...

"Sheldon~" Although my expression and tone were smiling, I swear I pronounced these three words through gritted teeth.

"Vivienne, am I wrong?" Sheldon showed a puzzled look on his face, just like doing a question when we were young. We feel that our answer is wrong, but we are not completely sure.

"What do you say? Thank you~li~" I believe that the tone of this address has completely expressed my emotional attitude.

"Vivian, I was wrong." The standard primary school student pose.

Good attitude, I can barely forgive you.

"Hmm, literature, master's degree." He was so busy fighting wits with Sheldon that he almost forgot who was standing opposite him.Obviously, Miss Fowler is also very dissatisfied with the reality of being forgotten by us, "Sheldon, don't you think that you and your girlfriend will have no common topics?? According to the 10000 According to the research of many couples, lack of common hobbies is an important factor affecting the relationship between the two parties.”

"Hehe, Miss Fowler, what is your major?" I thought that I must be smiling and cute, but why did I see the group of four watching the show shiver collectively from the corner of my eye.

"I'm a Ph.D. in Biology, and I'm currently engaged in biological research at the California Institute." From his expression, which was exactly the same as Sheldon's but obviously lacking in emotional changes, I vaguely felt a rush of pride.

Che, the doctor is amazing.

"Oh, then your college life must be very hard!!" The sweetness of the smile increased by one, "I couldn't stand such a heavy homework, so I chose a relatively easy literature major. A girl's youth is only once, college I still have time to chat with some friends, go shopping, travel and travel, and then come to love~”

The girl on the opposite side was obviously stunned.

That's right, I mean it! ! !you! ! !ugly! ! !not yet! ! !friend! ! !friend! ! !

The four spectators in the auditorium are simply the conscience of the industry. They all gave me two thumbs up to express their respect.I put my hand behind Sheldon and sneaked a V back to them.

I also think Vivienne you are awesome.

"No, no, I think the pursuit of science is more fascinating—than those little girl's housekeeping lifestyles." Hey, don't think I can't see that you are obviously envious," in the experiment Observing the misbehavior tendencies of nicotine-smoking monkeys in the room gives me far more freedom and comfort than picking out clothes in a store." Fowler finished with a frown.

Feeding monkeys nicotine... my dear, have you considered how monkeys feel? ?

Sheldon next to him seemed to have something to say about this, so I quickly found a piece of flesh on his waist and twisted it.Although I know your middle name is a different dimension and unreliable, but please don't be a teammate like a pig now? ?

"Oh!! Vivienne, what are you doing??" Sure enough, Sheldon jumped up as if his fur had exploded.

"Oh Sheldon, what's the matter with you, are you okay?" He gestured to help him rub his hands and wiped away his suspected identity.Very well, he finally didn't want to express any opinions.

"By the way, Ms. Fowler, come here as a guest. Is Stuart still in the shop? Then why don't you call and invite him to have a cup of tea?" I asked the other party very enthusiastically, even myself Moved.

"No, there are a bunch of weird customers in his store who need him to greet." Fowler frowned and waved his hands, as if thinking of something he didn't want to recall.

I know, otaku.... There are indeed many in Stewart's store, and every time I pass by that corner, I will sprint for hundreds of meters.But after spending more time with them and having some simple exchanges, I think that many of them are actually quite cute.

For example, Stewart, who counts his antidepressants when he is free, lies on the ground and pretends to be dead after counting.

"By the way, how's your relationship going now? The last time we were at the comic book store he showed us pictures of you guys at Disney. Sheldon, huh?"

"You're like two bad Mickey Mouses with dark colors and wrong stitches." Shelton thought for a moment, then answered quickly.

Teacher Vivienne, I gave her a high score of 160, out of 100 points.

"We, I mean Stewart's a nice guy, but he's too careful. His eyes always remind me of the lab rats I dissect." Fowler's words made me feel a little sick to my stomach, "I was Thought someone like Sheldon would be more suitable for me, although biology is definitely more worthy of study than theoretical physics, but you seem to be a good couple. I don't know how to get along with Stewart."

Reason told me that I should reply: "Do you think Sheldon is suitable for you, have you asked me?" But now I feel that this girl is frankly stupid, and cute in her stupidity.

"Hey!!! I have no such thoughts about you at all! You are insulting our friendship! I feel violated!" Sheldon put his hands on his chest, "And theoretical physics is definitely more research-oriented than biology — it is the pinnacle of all disciplines!!!”

"I don't agree with your views, and I don't think you have the right to share such incorrect views..."

So now these two are about to stage a debate between theoretical physics and biology? ?

You are so funny, do they know about physics and biology? ?

The author has something to say: write 5000 words in three hours.This flea's blood tank is empty. . . . . .