[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

When I first arrived in Texas, Ms. Cooper and they completely treated me as a guest.This does not mean that Mama Xie was too polite to me, or completely excluded me from the family members, giving me a sense of "outsider" self-consciousness in every detail-on the contrary, this lady and her The whole family completely treated me like a savior from the first day we arrived, the Virgin Mary reincarnated.The specific achievement is to get rid of the monster prince, maintain world peace, and make this family in the eastern United States enter a harmonious society ahead of schedule.This feeling is very subtle, and it is reflected in the instant dodging eyes every time you look back inadvertently, and the disbelief unconsciously revealed by the other party during the chat.

Yes, just can't believe it.If it weren't for the fact that e-bay hasn't opened this service yet (I already have it on Taobao), and because it's Sheldon, everyone would have regarded me as a girlfriend rented online to meet parents.So, in those days, I always felt that in this small house, of course it was definitely not small, there was always a kind of strange, reverent, and grateful eyes behind me, which made me feel a faint sense of collapse.I feel like I am Mahatma Gandhi, saving the whole world by myself.

However, in view of such a big wedding, the few people in the family are really not enough.It would be nice if Sheldon didn't help, and locking him in a room and letting him blissfully "immerse in the vast ocean of science" is the best way to deal with the beast.After I tirelessly and persistently asked "what can I help", "I will do this", and sent away one after another door-to-door sales of wedding supplies, such as the so-called crystal forehead ornaments that look like glass, a bunch of people don't know. Ribbons scavenged from some ashes, bouquets made of real and fake flowers, and other peddlers, I became a member of the wedding planning committee at Cooper House.

Afterwards, Missy secretly told me that the attic utility room of the house was filled with a bunch of messy things bought by Ms. Cooper, who somehow refused to come to the peddler.

The whole Cooper family breathed a sigh of relief when the wedding guests left — including Sheldon, who was locked in the room.Because there were many guests at home during this time, he felt upset and irritable.For this reason, I specially gave him a pack of sanitary napkins, and then I spent the next day coaxing him and conducting deep self-examination and self-criticism on my behavior.

According to the previous plan, on the third day after the ceremony, George Jr. and Jenny set off for their honeymoon in Hawaii, while Sheldon and I will also leave for Texas.The huge house, which was decorated with lights and festoons a few days ago, was full of people's voices, and it became quiet in an instant.

"Oh, Shelly." Ms. Cooper reluctantly held her youngest son's hand, "You've only been here for a few days, and you're going back."

Mother Xie looked at her son tenderly, and gently straightened his slightly messy hair with her fingers.In fact, according to Dr. Cooper's hair index and cleanliness tendency, his hair has always been neat.The way Ms. Cooper stared at her son made me seem to see the hardships of a single mother raising three children, and the mother's indifference and longing on the surface after her son's wings hardened and flew away.Since I was the one who went back with Sheldon—although it was actually none of my business, I always had a feeling of separating the mother and the child, and I was full of guilt.

The picture at this time is very touching, but it is a pity that one of the protagonists is Sheldon.That "nothing is impossible" Sheldon Cooper.

"Oh, Mom, I've been here for five days in this desert of science." Shelton pointed five fingers at his mother seriously, "Einstein has already studied Relativity, Hawking has turned the black hole upside down, and even my neighbor Penny can evolve from an orangutan to a human. Oh no, she may take some time."

(At this point, Penny in Pasadena sneezes loudly.)

Sheldon sat on the chair and spoke with a serious face, as if it was our fault that such a simple truth could not be simple.What he said just now is like the eternal truth like the sun rising in the east and setting in the west.Ms. Cooper rested her forehead, as if sighing sadly because she had misunderstood the wrong person when she revealed her true feelings just now.

"Vivienne." Ms. Cooper, who finally calmed down, changed the subject of her conversation from the son she had never understood to me, who looked quite normal. Of course, she was able to recover so quickly because she had already gotten used to it. This abnormal son, "Shelly..., please take care of me."

Before I nodded and said yes, Sheldon had already learned to rush to answer: "Hey, Mom, why do you say I'm the kind of little girl who needs to be taken by Vivian to the hospital, to school, to dinner?" Baby??!! I don't need a second mom!!!"

Because you're the kind of kid I need to take to the hospital, to school, to dinner...I feel like I've been your mom for a long time.

And I'm going to take you to comic book stores, movie theaters, toy stores.

In this way, amidst the farewell (?), we boarded the return flight.

That's what a journey is all about - without getting tired.But as soon as the door of the apartment was opened, the luggage was thrown away.A strong feeling of fatigue invaded, and I just wanted to hug the quilt and sleep wildly for two days and two nights. No matter how precarious the outside world is, what happened to Sheldon.

I sent a text message to Sheldon, who is very good at making moths, and told him that I was resting, and told him not to disturb me when he had nothing to do.I dove headlong into the blanket, and within 10 minutes, I fell into a deep sleep.

It was already noon the next day when I woke up faintly.After a full sleep, I felt like my whole body was full of electricity, and my blood tank was so full that it was about to explode.After vigorously washing my face, brushing my teeth and eating a simple breakfast (lunch), I stretched myself, opened the door, and announced that I was officially leaving the customs.

Leisurely descending to the fourth floor, the door of Sheldon's apartment was ajar.With enough sleep, I really want to kick the door right in.But thinking about it, it doesn't seem to fit my usual ladylike style, and Sheldon will definitely babble for a long time again.So, I chose to gently push the door open with my hands.

Wait....what's the situation now?

Leonard, Penny, Howard, and Raj lined up on the sofa, as if they were watching a small movie together. Even the big crowd I entered the door didn't make their heads turn or their eyes move a little. .Their eyes were fixed on the direction of the kitchen bar, where stood Sheldon, and...

Amy Phila Fowler! ! !

"This is... what happened??" "I couldn't help pushing Howard, who was drooling with his mouth open - he looked like a bag of popcorn and a Coke , and then I complained about the plot on Douban.

"There are normal women, but I'm not sure if this person is normal now, but she's still a woman, isn't she? After a few arguments with Sheldon in the comic book store, the two actually chatted Yes, and they had a good conversation, with a lot of common topics. 'Oh, the thing I can't stand the most is dirty socks', 'Oh, the biological meaning is to leave the smart ones and kill the stupid ones'. Then Our alien friend actually took the initiative to invite an opposite sex home!! You should have seen Stuart's expression at that time!!" Howard didn't notice who was standing beside him at all, and answered subconsciously.Not only him, but the three people next to him were also dumbfounded, immersed in the plot, unable to extricate themselves, "I don't know if Vivienne has woken up, the current situation doesn't look good—look, Sheldon found something from himself The other half of the planet!"

Howard excitedly pointed at the couple who were chatting in a damn harmonious, damn happy way, and then excitedly turned his head to look at the "passer-by" who had just started asking him questions.The moment he turned around, I smiled at him, and then his excited expression froze, as if someone had suddenly stuck his neck.Good friend Raj looked over strangely telepathically.On his face, there was still an expression of curiosity, excitement, and discovery of a new continent—I'll go, what kind of new continent did the Indians discover.When he saw me, he let out a loud "woo" sound like a newborn puppy from his throat, and then tightly covered his mouth, leaving a pair of eyes that were extremely wide open.

Hey, who are you fooling with this exaggerated performance of hitting ghosts in the middle of the night! !Also, Leonard and Penny, why are you showing such expressions? ? ! !

Turning my head away from the group of bad friends, I turned my attention to the two in the kitchen again.

Sheldon Cooper, very capable.I just fell asleep, and you switched directly from "The Big Bang Theory" to "My Love from the Star", from a science fiction suspense film to a romantic light comedy... from nine episodes to eight episodes It's not such a transfer method either! !I should have kicked the door if I knew it earlier! !

Ouch, you laughed so happily, your eyes are so twinkling, do you want me to stick a red heart for you like in the comics?I also poured someone a drink and put two pieces of Oreo, which was taken out of the limited-edition interstellar model jar with a sandwich—I didn’t know you were so hospitable and well-versed in social etiquette!That cup of drink was milk tea brewed on the spot, served with Oreos, which was reserved for Shelton to entertain VIPs or sad friends.Hmph, I remember that I only enjoyed it once.

Could it be that the aura fit between the male lead and the female lead is different from that of others, so the two have a perception.Although there were female supporting roles, under the guidance of the God of Destiny, the gears of fate are creaking and everything will return to the original track?

I don't understand the protagonist's aura or something.Anyway, all I know is, Sheldon Cooper you're dead! ! !

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