[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

What are the elements of a wedding?

In addition to the bride and groom's parents, brothers, sisters and pastors, the rest of the protagonists are the three aunts and six women.As one of the few large-scale group activities that can gather most of the relatives and friends, it’s really a pity for the newlyweds to take the painstaking arrangements for the wedding banquet if they don’t come to discuss the family and family.

Actually, what I want to say is...... Sheldon, why didn't you tell me you have so many relatives! !

"Little George is so handsome, he and Jenny are such a lovely couple, aren't they?"

10 minutes ago, a very kind old lady walked up to me and asked me with a smile on her face.The old lady was holding a light brown small bag in her hand, and she was wearing a white suit, which was very elegant.Facing Little George, who was standing on the altar a little nervously but still did not forget to greet the guests, he showed a proud expression of "my family has a young child growing up".

"I'm the sister of the groom's father. George (the father of the Cooper family) will be very happy if he is still there. Are you Jenny's friend, little girl?"

"No no, I'm Sheldon's friend." I smiled at this lovely old man.

"Shirley's friend!!" The other party showed the expression of seeing Mars hit the earth with his own eyes, "Oh, that's really rare."

Does it mean that it is unbelievable that ordinary friends will follow him to Texas to attend his brother's wedding?Indeed, it was quite a hassle to drive here from Pasadena, and the old lady was understandably surprised.

So I kindly explained: "Actually, I am Sheldon's girlfriend."

Boom! ! !

The bag hanging on her arm fell to the ground, and the old lady's raised hands were frozen in mid-air, neither raised nor lowered.I hesitated to help her put her arm back in place, but she didn't seem to notice.

"Girlfriend?!" This expression, I think it can actually be a little more exaggerated, "My dear, I am a little old, and I can't understand the expression of young people. The girlfriend you are talking about now is an ordinary colleague or friend. Class relationship. Are you also a doctor in the university??"

"Me and Sheldon are dating."

"Oh my God!!" The sudden loud shout not only scared me silly but also attracted the attention of a group of people nearby, "Linda, Bill, come here quickly. This girl is Shelly's girlfriend !!!”

Come on, make a commotion in the church.I can't bear the guilt! !

Now, I am surrounded by a group of old men, old ladies and middle-aged aunts.They commented on me like they were watching a giant panda, and one of them even wanted to touch me, but was grabbed by her wife.

"Hey Hill, you are so rude!!"

"I just want to make sure that this beautiful Asian girl is a real person or a simulation made by Sheldon." The tone of the aunt who was accused by her husband sounded extremely aggrieved, "Otherwise, how could he find a woman who is willing to be his daughter?" Friend's girl??!!"

Everyone around nodded in agreement, and then looked at me with fiery eyes, all eager to try the project of verifying that I am a real person.

"I'm Vivienne Chou, Chinese American, real person!!" I raised my hand in surrender.

I really convinced everyone.

"Hey, Vivian. Can I call you Vivian?"

After a while of winking and shoving, the kind-hearted old lady who spoke to me first, of course, her current expression is not enough to use the word "囧" to describe it, and she still has a strong sense of exploration all over her body.

"Well, yes." Respecting the old and loving the young are the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation. Although I am in the United States now, I still have to abide by this basic character.

"How did you and our Sheldon meet?" After thinking about it, I still felt that this question was too gossip and too explicit, and the old lady added, "It seems that your life circle is completely different from that of Sheldon, little girl. It looks like there will be some intersection."

Normally speaking, yes.But who knows what is arranged by God~

"The apartment I rent is above Sheldon's, and we've known each other since we went back and forth." In fact, I forgot to mention one thing—I don't know who arranged me and my whole life in "The Big Bang Theory" "In this TV series, it is arranged in the life of Sheldon Cooper.

"Oh." A group of people nodded in understanding.

"......Little girl, is Sheldon the only boy in your apartment???" After a while of silence, an aunt who had been hesitant to speak for a long time finally asked this question.

"...Uh......" This question, I understand everyone's thinking, "Actually, Sheldon's roommate is A man, the tenant in the apartment opposite me is also a man, and there are many male teachers and students in my work unit."

"Vivian, you are a teacher!"

"Yes, I'm a teacher in a community college."

Just as I was fighting wits with a group of uncles and aunts, Sheldon, who was wearing a suit that looked ordinary at first glance but was well tailored, walked over.Today, he no longer looks like a big cricket, but vaguely looks like a long-legged male god.

The premise is that he can shut up and not speak!

"Vivienne, Mom asked us to sit in the front." Completely ignoring the group of relatives and friends around me, Shelton fastened his cuffs again, "I really don't know why we have to sit in the first row—according to the voice transmission Speed, sitting in the first row of this church and hearing the oath in the last row are exactly the same time. Even if there is a 'miracle' (Speaking of which, Shelton stretched out two fingers in each hand and bent jeering), and God can’t let the pastors here speak faster than the speed of sound.”

"Sheldon!!" I hurriedly told him not to say these words in the church.

"Why are you pulling me, Vivienne??" Sheldon, who has always lived in his own world, turned his head in amazement, "Is this damn suit wrinkled again? That salesman clearly said it was anti-wrinkle, what a worldly trend." The people of the world are not old!! Thank you, Vivian."

In the past, I only heard about the big change of living people, but I have never seen the scene of ignoring so many living people at the same time.Sheldon taught me again...

"Sheldon, there are so many elders here, say hello!!" I smiled apologetically at a circle of relatives and friends who were obviously not as good as me in mental quality.

"Okay, hello!" Sheldon squeezed out a smile that was as distorted and terrifying as the Joker's face in "Batman"-I think these poor old men and old ladies must not be able to sleep tonight.

"Oh, Shelly, you didn't even tell us that you have such a beautiful girlfriend!" As if to break the embarrassment of the scene, a bearded old man who looked bold and unrestrained at first glance patted Sheldon's shoulders, pushing him almost into the floor.

"Since you have never seriously listened to the theory of evolution but believe that God created the world." Sheldon rubbed his little arms and legs, "Now what I want to tell you is a truth-humans evolved from apes Come on, humans and orangutan monkeys have the same ancestor. Just like you can't see that this female monkey is more beautiful than that female monkey, so it is completely meaningless to judge whether a person is beautiful or not. This is a waste of life. But Since you don't have enough intelligence to change the world, it doesn't matter if you waste your life—you're used to it anyway..."

"Sheldon!!!" Seeing that the person next to him who has no vision and likes to talk will be beaten if he continues to speak, I quickly cut off Sheldon's words.In the future, if I can't get along in college, I can consider applying for a job at the fire station.Anyway, I have a lot of experience as a first responder to put out fires~~

"Vivienne, I was wrong. Well, you are beautiful." Shelton lowered his head like a child doing something wrong, and glanced at me from time to time.

My head hurts, but I feel so funny.

"Wow, what a cute couple!!" an aunt suddenly shouted out.

"That's right. Shelley really found the right girlfriend!"

What's the situation with this piece of attachment? ?

Jenny was held by her father as she walked down the aisle to the music of "Wedding March."Little George took her hand, which meant that he was about to take her on another journey of life.

Ms. Cooper's eyes were red, and Missy put her arms around her shoulders, and the two of them sobbed softly.I felt like I was about to cry too.

This is the first wedding I attended after crossing.Maybe it was because I was in a religious occasion, such a pure and beautiful ceremony made me imagine the future happiness of the couple, and my future.

"Mr. George Cooper, would you marry Jenny Brooke, in good times and bad, rich or poor, in health or sickness, in joy or sorrow, that you would love her, cherish her, and be faithful to her forever. Will you ?”

"I am willing."

"Miss Jenny Brooke, would you marry George Cooper, in good times and bad, in wealth or in poverty, in health or in sickness, in joy or in sorrow, that you would love and cherish him and be faithful to him forever. Would you ?"

"I am willing."

"Okay, now, I announce that this new couple is married!!"

As the pastor announced the conclusion of the marriage contract, all the guests at the scene stood up and applauded the happy couple to offer their blessings.Ms. Cooper shed tears of happiness and shook hands with every relative and friend who congratulated her.Missy put two fingers in her mouth indecently and whistled to her brother and sister-in-law.Although this action is extremely inappropriate in the church, but now, no one cares about it. Even the pastor stepped forward and patted the shoulders of the newlyweds to convey his blessings to them.

"Sheldon, why are you crying like this?"

When I turned around, I was surprised to find that Sheldon next to me had tears on his face, and he was trying desperately to cover his face with one hand to prevent me from seeing it.

"Me, I put mustard in the beef I ate at noon, this is a normal reaction!!!"

"Oh, Shelly!" I put my arms around the youngest Cooper son, whose suit sleeves were all crumpled from wiping.Sheldon struggled a little, then leaned on me obediently.

"Is this the touch that the legendary marriage brings to people??" Sheldon asked inarticulately.

"Yes, that's right."