[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

"Come on, Vivienne. Let's drink the tea made by Bibao~" Missy pulled me downstairs.

"Did Bee of the Cooper family sing the song 'IamBee, Idrinktea' that Rose sang in "Friends"?" I asked Missy curiously.

"Do you want to ask if he sang the last line 'Would you like to dance with me'?" Missy smiled at me understandingly, "Our Bi also changed the lyrics, he changed it to 'Would you like to study with me'."

"Wow, it really fits this Bi's personality." I nodded, "Missy, it's time for me to coax my narrow-minded and self-respecting boyfriend. Kid, it's not good if you tease her too much."

"Oh, Vivienne." Missy said with a "you're too young" expression, "You really underestimated my mother's skill. Shelley must have returned to normal now—although he couldn't be called normal in the first place. "

"Hey!!"

"Well, sister-in-law, I was wrong."

"Vivienne, Missy!!" Seeing us coming down, Sheldon, who was sitting at the dining table with his mother, greeted us cheerfully, not to mention how happy and lively he was, "Look, we did what we did at the wedding. bouquet."

Today I really feel that the amount of information is too much to bear - I just watched Sheldon's little girl's costume, and now I am holding a white flower ball in the shape of "he is laughing in the bushes".Should I be concerned about his sexuality?Or in fact, I'm just a smoke bomb or a third party in Sheldon and Leonard's love affair...

So does this explain why Leonard has been so out of his mind lately and keeps giving me a hesitant look...  

"Vivienne! Vivienne!!" Just as I was still thinking about whether Raj had a hand in this male-male relationship, Sheldon's voice pulled my thinking back from outer space, and the voice was extremely dissatisfied. "Have you been infected by Missy's low IQ-oh, I didn't want you to meet! You were already infected to a critical point by Penny's stupidity, now you meet an enhanced version The idiot really exploded."

"Sheldon Cooper!!!"

"Shelly!!"

The above two voices came from a furious Missy and an angry Ms. Cooper respectively.

"What are you doing? Oh, Shelly is back." A male voice came from the door, breaking up the tense atmosphere in the room.Panting, luckily the rescuers came.

"Vivienne, this is Shelly's elder brother George Jr." "Seeing that the eldest son who is about to get married is back, Ms. Cooper happily pulled me to introduce him, and Missy also put away the tigress expression just now, " This one is Vivienne whom we have mentioned many times, Shelly's girlfriend! "

"Oh" Little George is a very tall man, about 30-35 years old.He looks a lot like Ms. Cooper, with a bit of Sheldon in his brows and eyes—which is why he looks so familiar.But at this time, he also showed the horror expression of seeing an alien just like Missy saw me for the first time.

Well, in fact, it is really puzzling that Sheldon has a normal girlfriend.

"Hello, hello. We heard about you a long time ago. Missy and I even made a bet on your looks!" After a brief shock, little George seemed to have restarted, and he looked at me enthusiastically said laughingly.

"Our business is none of your business!!" Before I could answer, Sheldon had jumped out.

"Oh, my dear Shelly, are you jealous?? Of course we care about you~~" Little George said to his younger brother without changing expression or heartbeat.

Sheldon is jealous! ! !Brother, you are so mighty! ! ! ! !

"Little George, is the wedding banquet okay?" Of course, the theme of this family these days is the wedding.After a short greeting, the mother of the Cooper family couldn't wait to ask her eldest son.

"Don't worry, Mom." Little George pulled a chair for himself and sat down, then patted Ms. Cooper's hand, "You should also rest more, don't work too hard. I just went to the church and the restaurant , no problem. Jenny and I went through the whole process again, and nothing will go wrong."

"That's all right. I'm going to pray again today. God bless you tomorrow."

Except for Ms. Cooper, who looked up piously at the sky, the other three turned their heads to stare at Sheldon.Its meaning is self-evident.

"Bless Shelley!!"

Looking at each other, Little George and Missy made the sign of the cross at the same time.

I? ?I was afraid that Sheldon would jump, so I just said it in my heart.

"Vivian, I want to wear this!!"

This is what I heard the most throughout the night.

"No, Shelly, I'll just say it again - you can't dress like Frankenstein to your brother's wedding!!" Since meeting Sheldon, I've put half my anti-wrinkle serum on my forehead.

"Don't call me Shelly!! This reminds me of idiot Missy and the others!!" As if caught in a tie, Sheldon pulled him left and right, frowning like a boy in adolescence .This made me touch his hair involuntarily.Feels good, very soft.

"Vivian!!!"

"Shelly, I suddenly thought of a question..."

"Okay, okay, call it whatever you want." Shelton sat down on the chair angrily, "Aside from the fact that you have been infected by Missy, and you are talking more and more like Little George, what else is there? ??"

"Shelly, you have so little hair now, will you go bald in the future??? Is it too late for hair transplant???!"

"Vivian!!! No one in our family is bald!! You should be worried about Leonard!!"

Little George's bride is very petite and beautiful, with long blond hair and a delicate face that looks like a mixed race.Although the bride and Bernadette are petite, but because the groom is tall and mighty, this couple is more like a sweet couple than a Lilliputian.

Sorry Howard, I didn't mean to blackmail you.

"Vivian, I feel... a little panicked."

Because the bride Jenny is British, her companions are all preparing to attend their banquet in London, and Missy is receiving guests outside, and I am the only one accompanying the bride in the dressing room.

"Jenny, you're just pre-wedding anxiety, and that's normal..." I tried to recall what my professor had said in my basic psychology class.God, I've only learned how to coax a student who wants to skip class, not how to deal with a bride who wants to run away from marriage.

"Vivienne, you, just pretend you didn't see it, okay? I want to escape. If you must stop me, I can only knock you out—just like Robin in "Looking for Mom" Do the same to Ted!!"

"Jenny...that's just a TV series." I can say that it's not a family, don't you go into a family...Why does Jenny, who looks so sexy and cute, have such a brain circuit, "And you Are you sure you can knock me out??"

She looked suspiciously at her small body.

"I, I can try." Following my line of sight, Jenny smiled awkwardly at her arm with no visible muscles.

"Look, Jenny. Little George is a very good person, and treats you very well. You have been in love for so long, and you don't need to question your marriage or him at all..." Patient and intimate sister Vivienne began to seduce the runaway bride carefully.To be honest, I think Jenny wants to run away because she is full.It was because Little George was so kind to her and arranged all the pre-marital affairs by himself, so she was free to think about things.I think back when my cousin got married, she ordered a hotel to shoot a wedding dress for the ceremony, and there was no chance to breathe after a wedding.After finally getting married, I walked into the room and fell asleep, not even bothering to take off the wedding dress.

"I know. But, but this is my first marriage, I always feel so nervous..."

"Honey... How many more times do you want to get married??"

"I, I, look, I'm talking nonsense when I'm nervous!!" The frowning Jenny looked like she was about to cry.

No, Vivienne, little George trusts you so much and entrusts his fiancée to you. If the bride runs away or suffers from stage fright, you will have no face to face the Cooper family in the future, let alone set foot on the land of Texas. Yes! !

"Jenny, come. Look at me." He lifted the bride's drooping head and straightened her wedding dress, "You also know in your heart that you and little George will be a very happy and happy couple, don't you?"

After hesitating for a moment, Jenny nodded firmly.

"But if you're just nervous for no reason today, you and little George probably won't be a couple in the future, do you understand?" Seeing that her attitude was a little slack, I quickly added a handful of firewood while it was hot, "You Can you imagine George Jr. putting his arms around another woman and telling you about his, new, fiancée?"

"I'm going to kill that couple of dogs!!!" Jenny's pretty face instantly turned hideous.

Woman, your name is Jealousy! !

After finishing Jenny, I organized the bride's makeup and clothes again.Just as I lowered my head to follow the lines on the wedding dress, Jenny's voice sounded from above my head.

"Vivian, you and Sheldon will also become a very happy couple."

"Ah??!!!" The topic changed so quickly that I almost swallowed the hairpin I bit into my mouth just now to tighten the shoulder straps on the bride's back.

"I saw your interaction in the room last night - Sheldon asked you to help him choose a suit, and you rubbed his head. Super sweet!!" Jenny showed a dreamy girl's expression, her eyes were still blingbling , "Little George is several years older than me, so he always takes care of me like a little sister. But you and Sheldon are like a couple of high school students, so in love~"

"Hehe, is it?" I threw the hairpin that might kill me at any time on the table, and then swallowed hard.

"Are you getting married soon?? When are you going to hold the wedding?? I'm so sorry that George and I booked the hotel too late - I really wanted to get married in June! The bride blessed by the gods, just think about it Very happy~ Are you planning to get married in June??"

"Eh..."

Marriage or something, can I say wait until Sheldon finds kryptonite? ?