[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

Even ordinary life is so miraculous, let alone life on The Big Bang Theory.

Unknowingly, the scene of Yongdou Xiaosan, which was originally agreed, was changed on the spot to be a matchmaker.I still haven't figured out how the transition between the two is.Anyway, now we are sitting around the auditorium just now, that is, sitting on the sofa according to the usual order of eating - Penny took a can of beer from the refrigerator.From my vantage point her feet seemed to rest on top of Leonard's head sitting next to her.Raj found a large pile of potato chips and Diet Coke from nowhere, and graciously stuffed a can into everyone's hand.

Big men drinking Diet Coke...Although it can't be said to be very strange, but... Regarding this, the translator Howard calibrated the frequency of reception, and then told us.

"He bought new trousers, and the old ones are too small for his hips."

Raj looked sadly at the Coke can in his hand, then touched his butt sideways, glanced at Howard with a thousand meanings in his eyes, and touched his butt sadly.

The picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it.

"Come on, Dr. Fowler, sit here." Looking left and right, the Great Sheldon, who was sitting on his throne, didn't even intend to arrange a seat for the friend he had just admitted and personally invited, as one of the hosts Leonard had no choice but to give up his seat, and then sat on the ground with Raj aggrieved.

Hey, looking at it this way, Penny's feet are not placed on Amy Phala Fowler's head... so it's really just the reason for the height...

"Please don't call me Dr. Fowler." The person called Dr. Fowler said with a serious face that he didn't like the title, "Studies have shown that more than 90% of men say that they are not willing to accept a doctor as themselves." girlfriend or wife. This includes more than 80% of male scholars with the same doctoral degree. I didn’t agree with this point of view before, but Sheldon, you also found a master’s girlfriend to effectively confirm this research What's more, Vivienne is still a master of arts."

Thank you so much Amy.

I held up my Diet Coke and smiled at her.

No... When did we get close enough to call each other by our first names? ?

Before I could finish recalling it, the person over there had already said on his own: "Besides, you are my best friends, of course you should call me Amy—or you just don't understand The meaning of friendship. I can explain it to you, I just looked it up on Wikipedia."

....................

Silence silence silence.There was silence.

Raj suddenly leaned over to Howard and whispered a few words, and then Hua Zai touched mine with his arm: "Vivienne, I didn't say, that female freak is really good for your male freak." Raj said in the Nodding desperately.

"You and Raj are worthy!!"

The two of them just have the same wave frequency of the head - the orangutan has the same ancestor as humans!Would you date an orangutan? ?

"Fowler, oh no, Amy." Putting down the bottle, Penny began to impart love knowledge as if she had come here. Leonard felt uncomfortable sitting on the ground, how to move her buttocks and twist her waist with her hands. His eyes were wide open, looking at Petunia brightly.The mood inside should be summed up in the word apprehension—on the one hand, Lai’s father is looking forward to the words that pop out from Petunia’s mouth. They love deeply, and two people from different worlds love desperately for love. Separated now but short-lived; on the other hand, he was terrified of hearing Penny start talking about her romantic history that could be used as a school calendar and boyfriends that could easily make a football team.

Everyone knows that he is definitely not in that football team.

"When I was dating Leonard," Penny's words reassured Leonard, and he leaned back on the foot of the sofa calmly, looking from one to the other triumphantly, with writing all over his face. Look-look, I've seen that blond beauty before!Our reaction to this was to curl our lips in disdain, "You don't think you and Stewart have much in common. But compared to me and Leonard, you two at least seem a lot more compatible..."

"Wait, wait. You said, what do you mean by looking more suitable?" Leonard was obviously not convinced, "You mean, I can only look for those who look good and throw them into the street. No way, a female doctor who wears glasses and gets fat at a young age, always wears black, brown, and gray clothes, and has no taste at all in the laboratory every day??!!"

Dr. Amy Fella Fowler twitched an eyebrow.

"Amy, if you feel that you can't get along with Stuart at all, you should try everywhere with Leonard." Shelton, who has no vision at all, spoke. Under the shocked eyes of everyone, he still felt that what he said was right. Terrific, "Look, you've been talking about a stable, shared relationship—I'm sorry, Vivienne won't let me help you. Also, Leonard keeps talking about how he How lonely you are, how much you need someone to accompany you, blablabla. So the two of you can try together. Right, Vivienne??"

"Heh...heh...." With a stiff face, I praised Sheldon's wit.

"No." Amy thought for a while, then shook her head firmly, "I don't like him, he's not as cute as Stuart."

Leonard, who was shot several times in a row, fell to the ground completely.

"Hey, hello." Petunia clapped her hands to indicate that the topic was too far away. As the initiator of this conversation, she felt very uncomfortable that she was being left out in the cold. When Nader was together, we've been working on having a common passion."

"Then what do you have in common?" Before Penny could finish her long line, Amy asked the question that everyone wanted to ask.Ouch, in fact, we all know what the common hobbies of the two of them are, but the problem is that this answer is not humane even in an open country like the United States.

"Uh...uh..." Penny raised her head and rolled her eyes for a long time, then picked up the beer bottle again, took a sip, and took another big sip, "Oh , By the way! I like shopping, Leonard likes to go shopping with me!! I like to travel, Leonard likes to pay to travel with me!!!”

"Vivienne," Sheldon turned to look at me happily, "We also have a lot of common hobbies!!"

Yeah........

I thought about it carefully, and recalled that I also enjoyed the special treatment of these beauties mentioned by Penny just now, and now I accompany my alien boyfriend to the movie theater to the comic book store... Suddenly Sadness comes from...

"This is not a common hobby." Amy thought for a long time, and then calmly came to this conclusion, "It's just that you unilaterally squeezed the labor force of Leonard, just like factory owners squeezed child labor in Vietnam to make designer bags. But the little ones there The kid gets at least a little bit of money, but Leonard is the one who pays. Thinking about it, Leonard, you're an idiot!"

I suddenly felt that it was a good choice to often call Amy over to play poetry together, because she said a lot of things that we normal people wanted to say but dared not to say, and she saw blood for a while.

Yes, I already counted Howard and Raj as normal people.

"Uh...but, this is indeed our common hobby, and we both enjoy it." Penny laughed awkwardly and lied to herself and kept threatening Reiner's eyes Germany.

"Actually not..." Leonard defended in a low voice, "shopping is not interesting at all, and the places Penny chooses are so exhausting that you have to run wild... and put my The face is tanned..."

Tanned...Leonard, your words seem to show something...

"Then we often go to dinner together and watch movies together!!" Penny counted with her fingers, "Please, you must like eating!! And watching movies - we used to watch movies together back then! !!"

"You kept grabbing my fish, pizza, and chips while we were eating..." Leonard lowered his head and pointed at his fingers, whispering aggrievedly.

"Where do I have it!!" Petunia cried out aggrievedly.

"You grab my gills, pizza stuffing and chip tips every time."

"It was you who left those in the bowl every time, I thought you didn't like to eat them!!"

"That's because I always save what I like for last!!" Leonard complained tearfully, looking pitiful.But there's always a price to be paid for dating such a pretty girl...  

Also, Penny.Who would love a pizza base but not a topping...  

"I suddenly feel that our life as a couple is very harmonious and beautiful." Sheldon happily held up a mobile phone and began to look through the group photos we took when we were in Texas. "I didn't think so before, Vivienne. I still I think your cultural level is a bit too low or your Asian ideas will be different from mine. Now it seems that we are a perfect couple~”

"yes........"

Sheldon, you have a strange disease that will kill you if you don't satirize my education level, don't you dear?

"Since even people like you have been dating for so long, I don't think there is any problem with Stuart." Amy came to such a conclusion, "Leonard, I feel sorry for you. Need me to do it in my laboratory Did your cleaning friend introduce you? I'm sure she will treat you the same way you treat Penny."

"Thank you, Amy. But I don't think so." Against the winks of Howard and Raj, Leonard spoke with difficulty.

"Look, Amy is not worried that she and Stuart are not suitable anymore. What I said still makes sense!" Petunia drank a glass for herself.