[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

"The flight to Galveston is about to start boarding, please wait at gate xx."

The sweet voice echoed in the hall, like a spring of rain to me.I jumped up from the seat at once, but because my feet were numb, I stepped on the ground and almost fell over. Shelton, who should be standing right behind me, was definitely not quick-eyed and quick-handed. The tragic result of falling to the ground.

"Vivienne, don't be in such a hurry." Sheldon, who was holding a red candy in his mouth, spoke vaguely, but at least he knew how to carry my bag on his back, carrying two bags, wearing a In a Green Lantern T-shirt, he looks more and more like a big praying mantis, a big mantis with big wings!

"Am I in a hurry?!" What does it mean for a villain to file a complaint first, and what does it mean for a thief to call for a thief.Sheldon Cooper, are you a Pig Bajie? I’m here to beat you!

The time went back to six hours ago.

"Dong dong, Vivian, dong dong, Vivienne, dong dong, Vivienne."

"Sheldon, what's wrong?!"

Don't ask me why I use the word "you", it's entirely because the person in front of me is such a fucking cock.Please forgive me for being rough when I'm about to collapse.

From special snacks for travel to cervical spine pillows for airplanes, from disaster prevention kits to first aid kits, I bought wet wipes three times because our family only uses them. The brands jointly certified by the federation are only for babies.I'll tell you that Sheldon has to bring his daily pillow with him when he goes home?Why? ?I also asked this question.People told me that he couldn't sleep without this pillow, and he also put this in his luggage when he went to the North Pole.Lack of sleep affects the brain, and it's the world's loss, and mine, that he's dumb.

But he answered calmly, and there was a little cuteness in his tone, which made me choke so hard that I couldn't say a word.

Actually, I don't mind if your IQ drops, Shelly.

"It's time for us to go." Sheldon stood at the door full of energy with a large backpack on his shoulders, his eyes were full of excitement and anticipation, and he looked like a high school student going to school with a T-shirt and trousers.

"Leaving??" He took out his phone and looked at the time, "There are still six hours. What are you doing so early?"

"According to the recommendations of the Tourism Bureau, it is best to depart the transcontinental flight five hours beforehand, to deal with emergencies and ensure that you can board the flight." Sheldon wrote and took out his mobile phone, a screenshot of the website of the Federal Tourism Bureau is as follows: It was placed in front of me like a testimony in court.

"However, it only takes 10 minutes to get to the airport from here..." Even if it's the [-]th highway in China, there is no need to leave so early...not to mention that there is no traffic on the road here. Several people.

"This is a suggestion based on the experience and lessons of many people." Sheldon's serious expression made me shout badly. If the door is closed now, will he go berserk later? "Among them Some people, maybe going to some country in Africa, but they missed the flight, so African children have to suffer from malaria and AIDS; maybe they are going to Switzerland to receive the Nobel Prize in Physics. Well, Those idiots don’t go. Maybe they’re coming to Caltech for their Ph.D., but they missed their flight, so they’re teaching literature at a community college.”

.......

"Sheldon." Well, Howard's MIT diploma was approved by him so much that he wanted to jump off the space station. I should be honored, "You don't know, another behavior is called flight rebooking Is it..." In fact, boyfriend can also change the sign, my dear.

"Huh?" The person in front of me seemed shocked, and then fell into deep thought, "I really didn't expect that. But I'm ready, and the Tourism Bureau recommends starting five hours in advance!!"

... wide-eyed wide-eyed ...

"Give me 10 minutes, and I'll change clothes." At times like this, I'm usually the one who compromises.

Memories are over.

So just like that, I sat in the airport for five hours with Sheldon.He is very happy, playing games with the tablet is very enjoyable.And after I dozed off for an unknown period of time after flipping through two magazines, my butt was almost numb.

"Vivian, here, here." In fact, Sheldon still likes to go home, which can be seen from his impatient movements and cheerful tone.And for his brother, although he said he didn't want to go to the wedding, but when I went to their apartment to borrow milk that day, I caught Sheldon who was flushed and was scrolling through the Facebook account of his future sister-in-law-although he died I don't admit that I care about my family, I just want to confirm that Little George's fiancee is not the opposite sex or a mechanical agent.

He tidied up the bag that Sheldon had thrown on the luggage rack, and then took out the small pillow that he had to bring before, and threw it into his arms.Really, when packing the luggage, he still looked like he would die without this, and refused to check anything.As a result, I forgot about it as soon as I got on the plane.

I am more and more eager to take my son out to participate in parent-child activities.The only good thing is that although this kid is weird, he is definitely a genius.

It's so sad to think about it...

"This is my favorite." Sheldon fastened the seat belt tightly on himself, "The seat belt on the plane always makes people feel particularly safe. This has to make me question the bus system again. How could they ignore my so many suggestions for adding seat belts, and I was kicked out by the passengers in the car because I was inferior to seat belts!!"

The stewardess cast a suspicious glance in this direction, as if remembering Sheldon's appearance.I hurriedly said loudly to Sheldon: "Dr. Cooper, the recent research results of the Department of Physics of Caltech University where you work are really fruitful!"

The stewardess turned her head away and began to greet other passengers who were boarding.

"Oh, Vivienne." Shelton's eyes really looked admiring, "I didn't expect you to care about the situation of the physics department. Although you definitely don't understand, this self-motivation is still worth encouraging But there is one thing you said wrong, that is not the result of the physics department, it is mine alone!"

"Sheldon."

"?Um?"

"You know I don't really care about physics at all, I'm just afraid that the flight attendant will tell the captain of her doubts and you will be kicked off the plane. We all know that if you are kicked off, I will be dragged off by you too .”

(⊙o⊙)

Sheldon finally sat quietly in his seat.

Looking at Sheldon's wilting look, I suddenly felt that I had gone too far just now.Originally came out happily, I mean Sheldon was happy, of course I also felt very happy.Seeing him facing the window sullenly now, I suddenly feel that he seems to have accidentally hit a lovely child's lovely self-esteem......

But if he continues to speak so loudly, we may indeed be kicked off the plane...

"Sheldon, do you want to watch a movie together?? You choose??" After thinking about it, he took out a self-prepared earphone in the "flight compartment" in Sheldon's bag, and handed a receiver to give him.

Shelton gave me a blank look, and I hurried back with a flattering smile, and then pushed the headset forward a little.

"I want to watch Superman!"

A monkey named Sheldon Cooper hangs from his arm.Ganqing was expressionless just now because you were thinking about what movie to watch!

The journey from California to Texas is not too far. Given that I have traveled with Howard and Leonard before, I feel that the voyage is quite short given that I am familiar with this route.But sit with Sheldon...then...

"Hi sir, what would you like to drink?" The stewardess pushed the trolley to our area and distributed the drinks with a professional but comfortable and natural smile on her face.Unfortunately, what she is about to encounter is...

"Oh." Shelton seemed to have just noticed someone approaching, and then he sat up straight and began...to prepare for a long speech.Sitting next to him, I hold my forehead, ready to be a fire extinguisher when I can't say I don't know him (Sheldon will yell, Vivienne).

"Princeton University's research proves that—although their research is often not called research, and they train some experimental physicists. But they can still do this simple experiment. Because water cannot be completely absorbed at high altitudes. Boil, so all the hot drinks you are drinking now are actually raw water. The bacteria under the microscope are definitely denser than your hair-yes, I am talking about you, not you. I suggest you shave your head for comparison Appropriate." The few coffee-drinking passengers in front turned their heads and looked at each other, "And the kettles on the plane are never disinfected or even cleaned. Why do you spend so much time on your face that you never think about washing the kettle? No wonder the flight attendants got married. The rate is on a straight-line downward trend. I think this aspect has something to do with the background of the financial crisis, but you should also be more diligent!"

The beautiful stewardess was stunned for a moment, and then her face almost turned green.

"Oh, by the way, I want a bottle of mineral water, thank you." Sheldon smiled and held out his hand.The stewardess handed him a bottle almost mechanically, "Please give my girlfriend a bottle too."

Oh no! ! !

As soon as the cabin door was opened, I dragged Shelton, who slowly got up from his seat, and wanted to spread the knowledge of hygiene and safety at high altitudes to the passengers, and got off the plane.You have to go now!I'm afraid that if I don't leave later, I will be hunted down by all the crew members.

"Vivian! Why are we walking so fast!!" Sheldon's pig-like teammate Cooper was still yelling dissatisfiedly behind.

"Don't you dislike crowded public places? Let's go out early."

If you don't go out again, you will be in trouble if you are listed on the no-fly list!