[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

It is said that the reason why road idiots become road idiots is ultimately because of poor sense of direction, poor sense of direction is due to weak geometric ability, weak geometric ability is due to lack of abstract thinking, and lack of abstract thinking is due to stupid brain.

So Lu Chi is because of his stupid brain.

As a judge who has read 15 words of this book, you can definitely guess who derived the above conclusion.

I'm used to being questioned, no, I was directly judged that IQ is not enough. My reaction to this is to roll my eyes: "Sheldon, do you know who has the best ability to recognize the way?"

Dr. Cooper, who was sitting in the passenger seat of the car, turned his head with great interest: "Vivienne, so are we starting to play the puzzle game on the car now? I have to say that traveling with you is really enjoyable. "

"Hmm." I smiled at him.Yeah?I also feel very happy.

"Is it Albert Einstein??" Sheldon threw himself into the game with great enthusiasm. "Or Isaac Newton?? Definitely Newton! His math is so good."

Sheldon, who thought he got the right answer, looked at me confidently, his two big eyes stared like a Chihuahua, very cute, but cute.But I shook my head mercilessly.

"Oh." Shelton, who was not affirmed, was obviously stunned for a moment, and then he rested his chin on one hand, looking like he was in an endless loop, "I have to say, Vivian, I underestimated you before. I thought you knew The only ones that rely on rote memorization are literature, history and so on.”

...... Hum, what's the matter with you who don't even know these rote things.

"Could it be Hawking?" Shelton said that he was playing with me, but now he has gone further and further on the road of playing with himself, "He really knows the way, but he can add navigation on his wheelchair — that's a chariot! It's like Batman's. Wouldn't it be fair to the others..."

"Sheldon," the street sign indicated that the home of the axis of evil next to him was about to arrive, "it's the Golden Rat. The one who knows the way best is the Golden Rat."

"Oh" an offended voice came from the side, followed by several seconds of silence, "Your question is wrong! What should you ask is the best way to know the way, not who! This is ambiguous!! "

"Whatever you say, I won anyway~" Parked the car happily, "Get out of the car!"

"Vivian!! My dear, you are getting more and more beautiful~ Was it hard all the way? I prepared hot cocoa for you." After three knocks on the door, Ms. Cooper greeted us warmly, "Oh thank you Leigh, you look great too."

"I've been doing great ever since I first told you 20 years ago in September that I'm not going to go to school, I'm going to skip a grade and go to real school as fast as I can for systematic physics. We just had breakfast that day Well, you made me a smiley scone after prayers were over, and little George poured me a glass of milk, and Missy was still sleeping—how odd she's still so stupid after all that sleep."

"Sheldon!" Mother Xie called out her son's name very seriously, and the person who was pointed to stumbled instantly, "Don't say that about your sister!!"

"Okay, sorry."

What? ? ! !Sheldon actually said sorry so obediently! !

"But you can't say hello to Vivian first and then to me! I'm your son!!"

"Oh, Shelly, Shelly." Ms. Cooper patted her son's head, somewhat resentful that iron could not be made into steel.

Because of the marriage of the eldest son, the whole house of the Cooper family was shrouded in a beaming atmosphere.That vibe was reflected in Ms. Cooper's desire to wrap each rug in lace ribbons.Because I came here in a hurry last time—as we all know, the relationship between Leonard and Penny who is far away in Pasadena, except for the living room and garden, I didn't see other places in this house at all.Ms. Cooper made it a point to show me around this lovely house.Although Sheldon yelled in the back "Appointment and approval are required to enter my room!" But who cares?

"This is the living room. George and Missy loved playing here when they were kids. See that play mat? Oh, in a blink of an eye, the kids are so big." Ms. Cooper leaned against the door frame It was looking at the carpet in the living room with emotion.In fact, just by looking at it, I can think of the happy childhood of the children in this house.Although the living room is small, it is very warm - brightly colored blankets, bright windows, and the aroma from the adjacent kitchen is very appetizing.

but.

What happened to that dusty desk and small blackboard in the corner? ! !And what's that giant, alien version of a toaster? ?

"Oh, Vivian, I'm glad you noticed it right away."

Wait, Sheldon, when did you run up to me? ?Also, normal people would notice that corner that is out of place with the whole room, okay?

"That's the holiest being in the house, and it's got all the wisdom in it, and there's no wisdom anywhere else. They've all been chased away by loud yelling and nervous, giggling laughter. Like, whoosh, Wisdom was scared away by Missy." Sheldon performed the above passage of "Where does Wisdom go" dancing.

"Oh, Shelly." Mother Xie put her hand on her forehead, and then put lemonade on her head to set herself on fire.

"This corner is the heart of the house, Vivian. It's what Mount Doom is to The Lord of the Rings, Asteroid M is to the X-Men, and America is to the world!"

The alignment is pretty good.But... why do these centers sound so much like the Axis of Evil...

"Shelley likes to do these, uh, cute little things." Ms. Cooper leaned over and pulled away Sheldon who wanted to touch the small blackboard, "Vivienne, my son is a Ph.D. from Caltech, and he just likes Work on this stuff. He's actually a nice guy."

"Ms. Cooper...you know...I live just above Sheldon..." Or his, uh, girlfriend...

"Oh." Mother Xie bit her finger, "That's right."

"Xie Li!!" Just as we finished the first floor and walked to the second floor, a cool and sweet female voice came from behind.

A very pretty girl was standing downstairs looking at us with a smile on her face - a frightened smile.Leaving aside this slightly weird smile, the girl's face and figure are perfectly straight, and a purple dress fully shows her elegance, mystery and enthusiasm—good taste too!Looking at those big eyes that seemed familiar, I probably guessed who this person is...

"Oh, Missy." While speaking, Sheldon took a step forward, separating me from his sister.

"Shelley, is this your girlfriend? I almost fell down the stairs when my mother told me. But thinking about it again, you really found one when you contacted your own planet." Thank you The "tigress" in Dunton's mouth pushed the twin brother away. Of course, she seemed to just gently push Sheldon aside with her fingers, as much a lady as she wanted.But judging from her brother's cry and the movement of covering his arms, the strength must have been serious.

To Sheldon, it doesn't look like you can greet "Your sister", because he must wish that his sister is greeted more often.

"Hi, I'm Missy, this guy's twin sister."

"Hi, I'm Vivian."

Sister Xie reached out to shake hands.Her hands are soft and boneless, the nails are painted light purple, and the strength and angle of the handshake can be regarded as a model for etiquette lessons.

Except for her curious eyes that are studying my structure inch by inch like X-rays.Hehe, I kind of understand ET's mental journey... Director Spielberg, is the sequel recruiting? ?

"Oh, you're so beautiful!" Thank you, but are your hands about to move and eyes full of probing desire to reconfirm whether I am human, "Your brain is controlled by an evil instrument created by Sheldon, Or is there something in his hand? If yes, blink your left eye, and I will rescue you." Missy suddenly leaned close to my ear and whispered quickly.

What can I say.....isn't it a family that doesn't enter a house?You haven't missed the movies, have you, my dear.

"I live upstairs from Sheldon, so I've come and gone so I'm familiar." She blinked her right eye at Missy, and her eyes dimmed instantly, and then brightened again.This girl is so cute!

"Then why are you with Shelly? It can't be because of his messy scientific research." Pushing Sheldon a little further, Missy squeezed directly beside me and talked with me. Let's go upstairs together.Although the gestures were completely whispering, but with such a loud sound, unless Sheldon was deaf, he might not be able to hear it.But as we all know, Sheldon has the abnormal hearing of Vulcans.

"Hey, what a mess! Don't belittle a great subject just because of your ignorance!!!" Sure enough, Sheldon blew up.

"This is Shelly's room!" Missy kicked the door open, ignoring Shelton shouting behind her.

Like the whole house, the rooms are covered with thin carpets in bright colours.Because there is a boy living there, the walls of the room are painted dark blue, which feels like the ocean.In Sheldon style, the room was kept immaculate (Ms. Cooper's credit, of course) and there was very little else except the books.Miraculously, there is an Einstein-like pillow on Sheldon's bed...

That's right, Einstein...

"Don't just look at the door!" Missy dragged me in as soon as I stepped on the carpet, "I tried it, and it's just as boring no matter what angle you look at it from. Except for that pillow, I used to doubt that Sheldon would use it." Seeing what that guy was doing, you know, stuff. Turns out he doesn't have that function. Oh, sorry, Vivienne."

"Uh, it's actually okay."

As for Sheldon, he was already squatting in the corner of the door and drawing circles.

"Now, I'm going to show you the most interesting thing in this room." Missy smiled mysteriously.

The author has something to say: the update has been slow recently, I'm sorry, everyone.The reason why it is so slow, on the one hand, is because of the mid-term teaching inspection, there are really a lot of homework... and another reason is that the article is coming to an end, and I really can't think of the ending... Good news, Calvin*.