[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

Ask a deep question.

What are you working hard for?

Of course it is to rest during the holidays! !

Just like me, last month I frantically prepared lessons and code words at three times the usual speed, all in order to be able to play without distractions during the Christmas holiday.In fact, it cannot be said that it is over.Apart from agreeing to take Jerry to watch a Lakers game, there seems to be no other outings.

But even if it’s just watching TV in the apartment with your funny boyfriend and friends, I’ll tell you that it’s fun~

"Dongdong, Vivienne, Dongdong, Vivienne, Dongdong, Vivienne."

Really, say Cao Cao Cao Cao is here.

"Hey, Shelly." Standing upright in the doorway like a young poplar was Dr. Sheldon Cooper, my boyfriend.Sometimes I really feel like I'm living a big empty dream, and it's so unbelievable.He wore the classic human evolution T-shirt from crawling to upright, and his two long legs made up for the defect that his brain circuit was different from ordinary people to a certain extent.

Oh, by the way, the brain circuit here refers specifically to emotional intelligence.

Shelton paused as he walked in, and then showed the expression of a little boy when his head was touched by an elder, that kind of shyness and hope to break free, with a proud face: "Can you stop calling this name, I will think My childhood in Texas..."

Are you trying to say I look like your mother?

"When does your Christmas vacation start?" He moved the hand on the sofa, sat cross-legged on the seat, and gave up the exclusive seat to Sheldon.That's right, Dr. Cooper extended his love for the first seat to the left of the sofa here.He patted the sofa cushion, threw it and threw the pillow in the direction where I was sitting.While I was scrambling to catch the pillow that was heading straight for my face, Shelton gave a wicked smile of mischief, clapped his hands, and sat down.

"What I want to say is," Dr. Cooper turned sideways to me and put on a stern face, which made me yell badly. I guess this guy is going to say something again. Choking to death is more hateful than him I said something without knowing it again, "According to the regulations of the Los Angeles City Government, the Christmas holidays of all universities in this area are unified. So my Christmas holidays and yours are at the same time, although our schools are completely different. Class. Oh no, that's the difference between America in 2040 and Uganda in 1940."

Before I could shudder, Sheldon's serious tone turned innocent and cute for a second.

"Vivian, our vacation time is exactly the same O(∩_∩)O~~"

This feeling of wanting to curse and being embarrassed to curse is not only panicky, but also powerless...

"Vivian, do you want to go home?"

Sheldon seemed to want to put his hand on the back of the couch where I was sitting, but the gesture was completely different from his usual style, because not only did he do it awkwardly, but I also looked awkward.I don't understand, such a simple movement, obviously his arms are also very long, why is there a movement and expression that his waist is about to be broken after he made it? ?

"Sheldon, what are you doing?" With my arms folded, I stared intently at the guy sitting next to me who was still twisting his waist and buttocks trying to sit more comfortably, or rather, naturally point people.

"Leonard said that when couples sit together, they usually use this posture, which can show the relationship between the two people is different. I checked the information, and according to the research, men put their arms around their partners to make the other party feel The feeling of being protected can enhance the relationship between the two parties." Shelton twisted his body again, "To be honest, if there is not sufficient and reliable experimental data, I will feel that Leonard Leonard is talking nonsense again It's like he's talking nonsense in his thesis."

"Sheldon....I don't think...you need to do this movement. I mean, we don't need this movement..." Frowning at him, and then Going down, I would think Sheldon had hemorrhoids - look at that butt and he didn't stick to the sofa at all.

"But everyone does it!" Shelton was tirelessly trying to swing his arms up more comfortably. I don't know if I should praise his spirit, "We can't challenge the general rules, although I Find most of them rather boring."

Fu forehead sighed, but he couldn't help it and it looked really awkward, so I decided to teach Sheldon how to sit on the sofa like a normal person.

"Sit up straight!" She patted Shelton, who was sitting like three bends, and let him retract his neck.Dr. Cooper sat obediently and let me place his hands and feet, his expression looked very obedient.Occasionally he raised his head and asked me "Is that so?" I couldn't help pinching his face with his cute eyes.

"Vivian!"

This frizz-like voice is really full of vitality.

"Now, put your arms up. That's right, that's it." Put the hands that were as stiff as the Statue of Liberty on the back of the sofa, and then ruthlessly push back the back and neck that followed like a conditioned reflex, " Don't, don't move your neck and back! Don't you think that's awkward?!"

Obviously, since the word "awkward" was displayed all over his body like a textbook, Sheldon, who didn't feel any awkwardness in his neck and back at all, scratched his head embarrassingly and smiled awkwardly.

"Okay, that's it!" Looking at Sheldon who finally sat comfortably on the seat and made others not feel uncomfortable, I actually felt a kind of achievement like dressing up a doll when I was a child feel.Shaking my head vigorously twice to get rid of this weird feeling, I suddenly realized that this posture... seems not quite right.

I knelt on the couch to put Sheldon's heavy hand on it.Pushing his back and neck back forced me to get very close to him.Now I am in the arms of Sheldon with his arms raised. What makes him so dead is that he closed his chattering mouth that has been focusing on destroying the atmosphere for 20 years, and stared at me seriously with a pair of big and bright eyes. , let me jump off the sofa with my first reaction, and I was stunned there unconsciously.

so... so shy...

"Vivian."

"Ok??"

"My hand...seems to be numb..."

Sheldon Cooper!Are you going to be stupid without spoiling the atmosphere? ! !

"So you came up here just to show me that you have learned the posture of a human man sitting with his girlfriend??" I asked in a bad tone, holding a glass of water and making myself angry, and sat there with a smile and gestured with my eyes I'll get her a glass of Sheldon too.

"Oh, Vivienne, not everyone is as empty as you are in community college. The so-called great power comes with great responsibility. I'm still very proud of my work." Seeing that I haven't brought him a drink yet The meaning of water, Sheldon, who never knew how to spell "polite" and "patience", yelled, "You should bring me a glass of water, I'm very thirsty now."

"You should shut up so you won't be thirsty." Throwing a glass of water into his hand.Humph, every time I step on the painful feet of our school.

"You haven't answered the question I just asked. Are you home for Christmas?"

"I won't go back. My parents are traveling in Asia." The old man and lady's biggest hobby is running around the world. "I am Chinese, and our most important festival is the Spring Festival!"

"Of course I know!" Sheldon's big smile actually meant to succeed, "Then you can accompany me back to Texas!"

"Pfft." I couldn't help spouting at this magical twist.

"So, you're saying that your brother George Jr. is getting married, and your mother asked you to go home to attend his wedding." Sitting back on the sofa again, I looked at Sheldon, whose eyes were full of expectations.

"That's right! You think it's boring too, don't you? I just thought I'd send a greeting card, but Mom and Little George insisted that I go back and let me be the best man. They really don't understand what efficiency is!!"

"Stupid! Of course my brother is going to attend the wedding!" I really wanted to break Sheldon's head open to see what else was inside besides physics and comics.

"I'm not an idiot! How could I be an idiot!!" The genius boy Sheldon was quite dissatisfied, "You agree with me going back to the wedding? So take me there!"

"It's not that I agree, it's that you have to go!!" Pressed the temple that would swell when facing Sheldon, "But what does this have to do with me?"

"Otherwise, who will take me back?" Sheldon replied as a matter of course, "Anyway, you are on vacation, I think it's better not to bother Leonard."

Are you 7 years old and you still need a guardian when you go out? ?

Leonard, are you feeling liberated from being born...  

"Sheldon, I just realized that I seem to have a lot of lessons to prepare for, and I haven't written a thesis. Oh, by the way, Anne and the others want to have dinner with me, and I also want to show Jerry around California." Counting down the things to do on Christmas with my fingers, even I feel so busy.Taking a peek at Sheldon's expression, he frowned tightly.

"Yesterday you tweeted 'Finally finished everything, Christmas can rest! Oh also (^o^)/'" Sheldon took out his phone from his pocket and read the evidence to I listen.

"Uh..." I was stunned for a moment, "Our agreement says that long-distance travel must be notified in advance and the local epidemic prevention test must be shown. You have to give me these materials!!"

"Vivienne..."

"The "Love Agreement" is not just for your benefit!!"

A PDF of the complete Texas health and quarantine certificate appeared before my eyes, and it made me deflate like a popped balloon.

"Okay, Sheldon. I just want to stay home and relax for Christmas. …"

"But you said you wanted to go to Texas, and I want you to meet my family - they are stupid, but I have to admit that George Jr. and Missy are my blood. .I want you to meet each other."

The little heart beat hard a few times.

Sheldon you are so handsome when you say this and so thoughtful.But the reason why I don't want to go to Texas is because I think it's too early to meet your family...