[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

"Jerry, I'll take you to the hotel—" After dinner, it was the rhythm of going back to each house and looking for each mother.Seeing that the jet lag hadn't reversed yet, and the local tyrant brother was yawning one after another, I stood up and stretched, ready to pack him quickly.

"Brother-in-law, let's go together." Jerry patted Sheldon's arm, and then dodged like a conditioned reflex.The rest of the people were all so excited by this title.

"Vivienne..." Petunia walked to the refrigerator, opened the door, took another bottle of beer, and then wobbled back and sat down.She was not in a hurry to open the bottle, she looked at me and Shelton with wide eyes, then sighed and took a sip.It looks like a mathematician who can't solve the problem, "You, and Sheldon, were married when we didn't know??"

I don't know what the expression on my face is like at this time, but it must be very exciting anyway.Sheldon tilted his head, as if he hadn't reacted yet.

Raj leaned closer to Howard's ear and whispered a few words, and then the Jew said: "Vivienne, you woke up to find that Sheldon had contacted his computer brother and added him to all your personal information for Spouse, are you forced to go out with him? Although you are from a conservative Asian country, you can still divorce after you get married! Besides, the date is Sheldon Cooper!"

Speaking of this, Howard still feels that it is not enough.He took a step forward, grabbed my paw, and grieved, "Vivian, don't take your life to gamble on a relationship with no future!"

Hey, just now, Bernadette, who was 100% compatible, was going to find an absolutely unreliable so-called big beautiful girl, and she even came to talk to me about relationship issues!

He pursed his lips and curled his tongue in a mocking "poof"—this action was learned from an old student named Leonard who had been in our school from the age of 60 to the age of 80.Although a bit naive, but the satirical effect is absolutely top-notch! !

Here you come and I are fighting fiercely with each other, this is a pain for English Jerry, a local tyrant brother.Just now, in order to take care of him, everyone slowed down their speech speed, and the words and sentences used were also everyday.But after really entering the state of brain opening, who cares about taking care of foreign relatives and friends.

"Can you speak slowly... There is someone here who can't understand at all..." Jerry, who was paralyzed on the sofa, protested weakly, and his voice was immediately lost in the In the voices of everyone who couldn't extricate themselves from the plot of "Sheldon forced the marriage and snatched the marriage, Vivienne responded cowardly".

"Hmm, I think..." Sheldon's voice, which had been silent for a long time, came from the sky.As if a secret rest was activated, everyone's voices stopped abruptly.Now I really doubt whether Sheldon has a group of invisible but omnipotent home star friends, "Do you think Vivian and I are married?"

Although everyone was indeed discussing this matter just now, when Sheldon spoke, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay and said nothing.

Affected by this weird atmosphere, Jerry's rich brother, who was scratching his head and trying to choke out an English word, sat obediently on the sofa and stopped talking.

"Huh?" Seeing that no one paid any attention to him, Shelton raised his questioning tone to a higher level, and doubled his weirdness.

"Sheldon, do you want to say, do you think the matter of getting married...is meaningless and boring?" In the end, it was Lai's father who dared to speak out.Although it usually looks like a little transparent, but at the critical moment, the position of the head of the family is still unshakable.

Inexplicably, I felt an uncomfortable blockage in my throat.The expressions of the people around me seem to have nothing to do with me, and the loss in my heart fills the air around me.Well, I do like Sheldon Cooper - even though he's one of those freaks who sees all normal emotions and relationships as pointless.But if none of this is boring, then why confess to me and stay with me? ?

"If you don't get married, the so-called boyfriend girlfriend, boyfriend boyfriend, girlfriend girlfriend is meaningless!" Unexpectedly, Shelton said seriously.I raised my head in shock and found that my boyfriend was looking at me with seriousness written in his glass bead eyes, "Vivian and I will definitely get married."

Would it be embarrassing for 5555 to cry now - I raised my head slightly, trying to hold back the slightly moist ingredients in my eye sockets.

"It's not like you, Leonard. You must have cried outside Penny's wedding to a rich businessman like a little girl who ran away from home and couldn't find her way home. Howard, you are definitely 60 years old. The unlucky pervert who wanted to hook up with a little girl but was beaten up. As for you, Raj," Sheldon smiled evilly, and in my eyes, there is actually a different kind of beauty that makes people blush and heartbeat... ... Vivienne, you are really enough, "You will cry watching "BJ's Diary" with a belly full of pies holding pies!"

Silence, silence.Even if they were killed, no one dared to break out in this silence, so they probably would have died in silence.

"Aha! I'm going to marry a rich businessman!!" Penny excitedly gave Jerry a high five who didn't know much about the situation but was still very high.

After the chaotic battle just now, Jerry resurrected on the spot like chicken blood, desperately wanting to have cross-ethnic friendly exchanges with this group of "friends I met on the territory of the United States of America."This suggestion was unanimously approved by most people headed by Penny and Howard.

"Is it okay if the jet lag isn't reversed?" I looked suspiciously at Jerry, who insisted on not going to rest.How do you say that the adults entrusted me to take care of the child-although he is not a few years younger, but in case he gets sick, it is not easy to explain to others... Besides, it is not my usual style that is always reliable... ....

"Anyway, I can't sleep if I go to bed now, it's better to sleep when I want to sleep." The worried boy shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and then smiled, "Vivian, you are only a few years older than me. Years old, why do you look like my mother, so much older..."

Even when she was speaking Chinese, she still called me Sister Chen, but after only a few hours, she just called me by my name!

Sure enough, only China is a country of etiquette, and children are taken away as soon as they enter the United States...

"Petunia, this unlucky kid Jerry didn't bring anything to America, when will you be free? Go shopping with me?" The boys got together to watch the Blu-ray version of " "Raiders of the Lost Ark", I turned around and faced Penny, who was playing with my phone with my legs crossed, exuding "so boring, so boring, I really want to go, but there is nowhere to go" all over my body.She put the phone on her lap and leaned over to me with interest.

"Going to Los Angeles??" What is the situation of Penny in this position in a camisole.

I can only say that you all understand.

He moved forward unobtrusively to block Jerry, the stinky boy watched TV with a focused face, and whispered to Howard and Raj from time to time—to protect the innocent boy (should be considered innocent...) from me start.Don't be too grateful, just call me Red Scarf.

"En. Let me drive there." Penny's driving skills are good, but she is eating hamburgers, chicken drumsticks, ice cream... while driving, and she is so sloppy that there is only a drop of fuel left in the tank. Jin - I don't want to help push the car and contact the 4S shop at the same time.

"Now that the new products are out, we can go...well, my VISA card is already maxed out." Penny waved her hand wistfully, "But my Best Card has arrived!!"

"Yeah." I cheered along with Petunia, and I silently thought about how much the cheesecake factory's salary is for a month.

"Jerry, what's your feeling?" Sheldon said to the wealthy brother with a proud smile, but his eyes were still fixed on the TV screen, wishing he could pounce on him and have a passionate chat with Professor Indiana Jones Hugs, "George Lucas plus Spielberg! This is American culture at its best!!"

Facing Sheldon with the blazing flames in the background, the younger brother Jerry Tuhao still showed his iconic smile: "I think that whip is very handsome, and the clothes and hats are also pretty."

"Pfft..." Penny almost spit out the beer after taking a sip.Wiping her mouth, she giggled and laughed alone. Howard, Raj, and Leonard looked at Sheldon with a look of fun.

The people who were followed looked at Jerry suspiciously, but the other party still had a simple smile on his face. If he wanted to be as sincere as he wanted, he only had to show his sincerity with his two rows of big white teeth.

"That's right!" Shelton enthusiastically patted Jerry on the shoulder twice—wow, even Leonard didn't get that kind of treatment, "Professor Indiana Jones's whip-flapping movement has gone through complex motion design , That’s why it’s so chic. The designer of Professor’s costume is also a famous Hollywood costume designer, and he designed Michael Jackson’s classic red and black jacket in "Thriller."

"Thriller! I like it!!" Jerry gestured, "The fans were still jumping in Staples Stadium before. Vivienne, let's go to the Lakers game together!"

"The Lakers???" Four voices sounded at the same time.

No way!Why are you four nerds so thoroughly otaku? ? ! !This makes me feel that we are not living under the same blue sky.

I kind of understand that Leonard still can't understand football after trying so hard.

"Jerry is such a handsome guy. He has a good personality and is very interesting." Penny, still holding a bottle in her mouth, squinted her eyes at the wealthy younger brother who was fighting with Howard, "Is he still a little boy?" Rich second generation, Vivian?"

"Penny!" put her wine bottle on the ground and looked at Petunia squarely, "If you dare to seduce, even let me see you touching my brother on purpose in any way. I will definitely show you what is authentic Chinese Kung Fu!"

"I'm just kidding!"