[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

Amidst everyone's glasses dropping and Raj's crying, the ordinary love life between Sheldon and I officially began.

Well, this "blandness" was added by me.With Sheldon around, life had to be hell.

"I don't understand, what is the relationship between that child and you?"

Standing at the exit with a sign at LAX, I was being pestered to explain, uh, "relationship issues" that are very difficult in Chinese culture to be humane to foreigners.

"First of all, his grandpa was a good friend of my dad's."

"Hmm." Sheldon and Leonard motioned for me to continue talking with their eyes.

"If you get to the bottom of it, his family is still somewhat related to mine—he is my father's third uncle's brother-in-law's nephew's nephew's second cousin."

The mosquito coils of the two foreigners made me a little dizzy.

By the way, in addition to the tow bottle that Sheldon carried with him, I thought that the boy who came from afar must have checked in a lot of things. After asking the school teacher to borrow a commercial vehicle, he pulled it on when he was about to leave. Leonard sitting on the couch watching TV.

Didn’t Sheldon say that in the foursome, he is the tall and smart protagonist, Howard is the gag pistachio, Raj plays the foreign friend who wants to integrate into the group, and Leonard only has to carry the role of workers.Thinking of Professor Cooper's urinating nature, it would be more reliable to bring Papa Lai with him for this kind of strenuous work.

"Sister Chen!"

It seemed that someone was shouting in this direction.But since I was surrounded by several Mexican tourists chatting together, my attention was on their strange accents.

"Sister Chen!" A loud noise exploded in my ears.A shadow appeared under the feet, and when I looked up, it was a tall Chinese teenager wearing a trendy hat and carrying a huge bag.This face looks very young - there are two small but very bright eyes on the round face plate, but the height has jumped to the height where I need to look up when I wear flat heels, and it is 1 meters by visual measurement.

This is a handsome young man, but what I want to say is the simple but warm smile on his lips, the casual but honest attitude, and the uncontroversial expression that will jump over at any time. Self-cooked.Such a person makes you feel that if he calls you "sister" and you don't reply him with "brother", you will be insane!

It must be his grandpa's grandson--the identification is complete!

"Are you... Zhao Xiaoyan?" Even though he was absolutely sure, he still had to ask.

"That's right. Sister Chen, you can just call me Xiaoyan." I couldn't help but smile very happily with a face that smiled so hard that I couldn't see my eyes.Hey, although the old beauty is enthusiastic, I have never seen such a familiar person.

"This is Sheldon Cooper, this is Leonard Hofstad, they are my neighbors." He waved at the two goalkeepers behind him, "This is... ...Uh.......What's your English name?" (Here, Vivienne speaks both Chinese and English, so please make up your own mind.)

"My name is Jerry. It's the first time we meet, please give me your advice." Once again, there is a smile that can't see the teeth but can't see the eyes.But Leonard would feel guilty when he met someone who was over 180 tall, so he returned a slightly shy smile, and Sheldon shook hands with him reservedly.

"Sister, who is your boyfriend?" Turning around, Xiaoyan tugged my sleeve and asked in a low voice.Hey, in terms of seniority, you are my nephew, and when did we get so close?It was "Sister Chen" just now, and I jumped directly to sister in a few minutes...

"??"

"Oh, what are you pretending to do with my family! One of these two old Miri must be your boyfriend, otherwise why would I accompany you to pick him up!" He said, moving his head closer, "Or... ...both??"

With a face full of black lines, I couldn't help but hit his head with a shudder.

"Thoughts are so complicated at such a young age! The tall one!!!"

"Hey, Xiaoyan. Where's your luggage? Haven't you brought it out yet??" Seeing him standing leisurely with his hands in his pockets, not showing any intention of moving, I couldn't help reminding him.

"That's all I have. Sister, is the car here yet?" The fingers looking at the phone's keyboard finally stopped, and a pair of innocent eyes came close to me and blinked.

!!!

"When I came to study in the United States... I just brought a bag??!!!" I was completely shocked.The two people next to me who couldn't understand Chinese looked at me dumbfounded.

"That's right, just bring all the documents and documents. Anyway, my family will remit money to me - if you need anything, you can buy it here, and it's not going to Africa." The person who was asked waved his hand indifferently.

Tuhao, you are my real brother from now on!

So the three people who were originally ready to be porters came back empty-handed.Leonard was driving the car, and sitting in the back, my freshly baked ex-nephew, now brother, was trying to strike up a conversation with Sheldon in the spoken language of a three-legged cat.

"Hey, brother-in-law, what do you do? Do you do business or do you do it??"

Looking at the smiling Xiaoyan and the noble and glamorous Sheldon, why do I feel like I am watching "On the Journey"... This is definitely an illusion!I'm definitely overthinking it! !

"Hmph, business..." Sheldon made a disdainful voice from his nasal cavity.I couldn't help but grabbed his arm and twisted it - don't you want to give me face if you don't show face to my relatives like this!

"Oh, it hurts!" Thankfully, his EQ is still there, so he turned around and asked me in a low voice, "Vivian, what are you doing?"

"Be polite to people."

My expression must have been quite noble and glamorous then!

I added [-] points to myself in my heart.

"I'm a Ph.D. in Experimental Physics from Caltech," Dr. Cooper condescendingly replied, under my stern gaze.

"Caltech?? Is it great??" Xiaoyan took off his hat and touched his head rather honestly, "Hey, I only know Harvard and Stanford. Oh, and Columbia, the Holy Land of Love."

Play pig eat tiger!It is definitely pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger! !

Leonard, who was driving in front, made a big turn at this turn.Watching Sheldon who was about to vomit blood three times, I silently gave Xiaoyan a thumbs up - if you say I'm dumb, I'll show you.This is definitely a realm....

"Vivienne!" Unexpectedly, Sheldon suddenly turned around and pointed at the boy sitting next to him and called out my name in an accusing tone. kid.Those eyeballs that were usually shining like glass beads are now like diamonds, and they are in danger of crying at any time.

I stroked his head and stroked his hair as if comforting the husky on the first floor.Miraculously, the voice of "Ulu Ulu" also appeared in Sheldon's throat. Although he was still very wronged, he seemed to be comforted.

"Xiaoyan, oh, no, it's Jerry. Caltech is the No. [-] school in the United States." Because the TOEFL score shocked me, all the conversations between Xiaoyan and I were in English after we got on the bus. .Afraid that he might not understand, I tried to speak slowly—this gave Sheldon a longer time to glare at Xiaoyan.The problem is that Dr. Cooper stared very hard at this side, but he was stared at there as if nothing happened, still smiling, as if Sheldon was really his brother.

Definitely a talent!

"I'm sorry brother-in-law, I didn't study much, so I didn't know you are such a powerful scientist! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm disrespectful and disrespectful!" After singing and fighting, even I couldn't tell whether this person was black-bellied or Xiaobai.

Sheldon, who is very stupid and naive in the world, reluctantly accepts this sincere apology.He nodded to Xiaoyan, and squeezed a weird smile to express his reconciliation.

"Jerry, can you not call Brother-in-law Sheldon? It sounds so strange!" I frowned and said to the wealthy brother.

"Ah, sister! You are going to dump your brother-in-law!!"

"Boom!" Sheldon, who finally couldn't control himself, slammed his fist on the seat.

It is definitely pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger! !

That's right! ! !

Jerry will not be able to move into the apartment he is renting until early next month.After knowing his flight number, I helped him book a hotel near my home, which is very convenient for him to visit the school or come to my home for dinner.So back in Pasadena, I dropped off his ridiculously small luggage in the guest room, and I took him to my apartment to have dinner with my friends.As for the boy's yelling and running around to replenish things—such a physically demanding and intellectually demanding job, let's drag Petunia along.

"Vivian, is this the relative you mentioned?" When we arrived, everyone had already gathered together, and Penny greeted us warmly, "Come, come, sit here."

"Thank you for this beautiful sister~" It was another smiling face that saw teeth but couldn't see eyes.Petunia trembled wildly, as if the obvious Asian in front of her was his own brother.

"Fuck, there's another big, tall, handsome guy, and he's making people alive." Howard and Raj sat aside in disgrace.Bernadette seemed to be in the lab tonight, so the Jewish boy was alone again.

"Hey, have you forgotten that he is only 20 years old, not yet an adult in the strict sense?" I couldn't help poking my two male girlfriends who looked a little sorry.

"What's wrong with being 20 years old?!" Hearing that Howard seemed to be poked in the tail, "When I was 20 years old, I had been madly pursuing Mariana for three years, oh, Mariana! But she cut me off mercilessly!!"

As Howard whined sadly, Raj dropped his head like an abandoned puppy and almost flicked his tail.

"Aren't you already with Bernadette? Why are you still sad?" I gave Howard a contemptuous look.

"Shh, Vivian." Howard gave me a mysterious look, "I may have met someone sexier."

Do you think I hit it in the face, or hit it in the face? ?

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