[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

Sending away Sheldon, who was extremely satisfied after signing the "love agreement"-he is now smiling, and every strand of hair is limp and revealing the taste of happiness.

Don't ask me how I figured it out.Such a big one :-D's expression is hard to ignore.

The quiet apartment gave me a strange illusion.I'm actually living in Pasadena, California right now, and I live downstairs from the famous Sheldon Cooper, and have I just established a relationship with him?

Covering a flushed face, it still feels so fantastic to think about it.

Just when I raised my sinful palm and wanted to pinch my face a few times to make sure that I was really in this world and not watching "The Big Bang Theory" and having a spring and autumn dream, the phone rang at the right time coming.

"What the hell! (Thinking about it, this sentence is the most suitable for Laomei, it seems that it is not very good to use Chinese)" Penny's penetrating voice, which was trained on the southern farm, was carried by the wind and waves from a distant place. Come on, "You fucking are actually with Sheldon!"

Rubbing my ears, I put the receiver at a suitable distance.

"That's right. Petunia, if you're so excited, I'd think you have a crush on Sheldon, or on me."

"That's Sheldon Cooper! That mechanical lord!"

There seemed to be Sheldon's voice in the background: "I'm still in the corridor, I can hear you, Petunia."

"Of course I know who I'm dating."

Washed away by my lightly smiling, calm and calm voice, Petunia, who was originally excited, felt like a bucket of ice water had been poured over her head.

"I'm going to sleep again, maybe the world won't go crazy when I wake up."

As a standard Chinese girl, I was taught not to try to hide from my parents when it was not necessary.So during my routine daily call to San Francisco, I told my family that I had just had a boyfriend.

"Well... Americans..." The receiver that was originally held in mother's hand fell into father's hand at some point.I can even imagine him scratching his face and scratching his cheeks just now, sitting next to the phone, and finally couldn't help but grab the receiver.

"He lives in the apartment downstairs from me and works at the Caltech University." I didn't say the last half of the sentence, absolutely checking my private life and having no bad habits.

"Hey, your Uncle Li wanted to introduce his son to you—they are all Asians who are similar in thinking, but they never had a chance. Now it's all right, it's cheaper, Lao Mei."

This put a black line on my head.Dad, why do you describe me as an Asian product...  

"By the way, I have something to tell you too."

"kindness??"

"I have an old friend's grandson who wants to come to the United States to study and entrust us to take care of him."

As people get older, in addition to being prone to calcium deficiency, recycling the glorious years of the past is also one of the uncontrollable habits.Although Dad can still be regarded as stepping on the tail of his prime, recalling the glorious moments has indeed become an inherent hobby of him.

For example, every time I go home, I will be forced to listen to his story about how he once went to the countryside to jump in the queue.In this story, there is another protagonist, that is Brother Zhao, the owner of the family where he stayed.Of course, I have to call him Uncle Zhao.

Although this venerable mountain man has no education, he is full of respect for intellectuals.Even for a guy like my dad who just graduated from high school but can write some articles, he made Dad's life in the country less difficult with his openness, hospitality, and help at critical moments.

So later, when our family moved (traveled) to the United States, the connection between my father and this benefactor has not been broken.The so-called good people get good rewards. In the 80s, the uncle who walked out of the mountains relied on helping others build houses, and gradually developed to have his own construction site, founded his own construction company, and completed a perfect counterattack in life.

The last time I entertained him in the United States, apart from being deeply impressed by his warm and hearty laughter and character, and his attitude of being one husband and one man when he was rushing to pay the bill, his shiny hair that is comparable to Maradona Outfit, a Patek Philippe in each of my left and right hands also gave me the urge to think of my eldest sister for the first time in my life.

If I have double titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, I will definitely be blinded......

After this visit to the United States, Uncle Zhao was full of deep love for the United States, and asked his father to buy a house in the United States. The original saying was "I have some spare money anyway." Later, he had to give up because the funds could not be transferred.But his American dream still didn't stop, but invested in his grandson, earnestly saying that the child is not at ease alone in a foreign country, and it is best to have someone who can rest assured to take care of him.Of course, there is no need to take care of him every day. Anyway, he will contact the apartment, as long as he can find an adult who can help in an emergency.I heard that I was a teacher at a (community) university, and my uncle couldn’t close his mouth with a smile. After eating a meal and taking away a limited-edition bag, I don’t know where I got a 20-year-old nephew …

"Girl, you call me uncle, my grandson is your nephew! Hahahahaha." This haha ​​echoed in my ears for two full days before finally dissipating.

For this request that is not excessive, of course, my father agreed without hesitation, and gave me a death order, and I must settle down the children of my old friend's house.Facing his TOEFL and SAT scores, I almost didn’t cry—I’m just an ordinary (community) university teacher, with this score, let alone an ordinary university, with this level of English, it’s hard to get into our school!Compared to my depression and fear, Dad was much calmer.He knew his friend - Uncle Zhao never thought of letting his grandson study in the Ivy League, and he didn't care about any school, he just wanted to get a diploma anyway.It's too embarrassing to say that my grandson didn't get into college. It sounds much taller to go to school in the United States.

Knocked on his forehead and cursed inwardly after so many days of traveling, he actually forgot the national conditions of China.One afternoon after class, I knocked on the door of my principal's office.

"Vivienne!" Doubi's surprised expression made me feel guilty when he saw me - he repeatedly asked me to go to his office to chat and drink with him when I was free. Tea, because he is very lonely, but I have never taken the initiative to visit, "You are just in time! I just bought a new batch of clothes ~ we can take a look together."

Of course, these are not ordinary clothes, but the principal's performance clothes and "combat clothes".Well, it's because of this that I don't want to come and chat with you.

"Principal, I want to ask you something."

"Huh?" The action of raising eyebrows with a stern face is quite majestic at first glance, "Aha, I just said that you look a little strange today, your eyebrows are not evenly drawn, my dear!"

"So, you want the relative from China to be recruited by our school?"

"Yes. Principal, you have to think about it this way. So far, our school has not had a single student of Chinese nationality. If we recruit him, the multi-ethnicity of our school's students will be supplemented. How great it is to beat City University It’s a great help!” While speaking, I carefully observed the expression on the principal’s face.Well, such serious thinking shows that my words have been listened to by him!Well done, Vivian!

"That being said, I also very much hope that the student status and multi-ethnic performance of our school students will be supplemented. You don't know, Vivienne, the editorial board of "National Community College Ranking" can value this!" The principal covered his hands Mouth said to me mysteriously.Actually, this is an open secret, otherwise I wouldn't have released it as a bargaining chip just now, "However, with this student's English level... Vivienne, we are a formal school. , Motivated, and serious school!"

"Is the ice cream history class also called a serious class..." I pouted slightly.

"Principal, there is actually one more thing I didn't tell you."

"What?" The headmaster, who was exhausted because of his normal clothes, scratched his nails uninterestedly.

"His family is rich!"

"Huh?" Sure enough, his appetite was whetted.The headmaster straightened up and signaled me to continue with his eyes.

"Besides, he's the only boy in the family—you know how boys are in Asian families..."

"Vivian! Our school has always welcomed all kinds of students to enroll. No matter what his learning level is, we will give them a perfect learning environment without discrimination—especially if he is a relative of a teacher!"

The headmaster, who was full of energy in an instant, shocked me a lot.I'm sure, when I go back, I can ask Uncle Zhao to help his grandson apply for a visa and book a plane ticket.

When I returned to the apartment, I went to the neighbor's house to eat as usual—to eat together.I paid for it myself, not like Penny.Speaking of Penny, she and Bernadette are on the night shift tonight.

As soon as I walked in, I felt that the atmosphere was not right.

"Vivienne, come here!" Howard greeted with a smile like a small morning glory bouncing on his little mushroom head.As soon as I got close, I was pushed to sit next to Sheldon.

"Vivian dear, I heard, you and Sheldon??"

"You can't call him honey!" Shelton said seriously from the side, "Now only I can call."

In a surprised look, I blushed.

"So, are you really together??" Leonard frowned and joined the discussion, "Hearding Sheldon's announcement and Penny's yelling in the morning, I thought I wasn't awake .”

"why why......"

"Who gave Raj the wine?!" I shook Howard beside me.

"I don't know, he brought it himself!" The good friend's blankness didn't seem to be faked.

"Why do everyone around me join the team in pairs, and I'm the only one! Why? Why!!" The hero of the idol drama asked loudly to the sky (ceiling), then he turned around and grabbed Leonard's Arm, "Fortunately, I have you with me."

Papa Lai's face turned green.

He just got dumped by a girl he asked out online.