[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

What to do after confirming the relationship?

Hello, over there.Put away that mean smiling face!

Of course, assuming that my current boyfriends are Howard Worowitz and Raj Kusapari, uh, how can I make the word obscene more high-end and more elegant.Well, just use an open-minded, inclusive and strong divergence instead.If I find those two goods, then you can imagine the scene after pulling the lights.Maybe they like to turn on a few more lights, or maybe they don't know.And if I just went through Leonard Hofstede's confession, now I've got a room full of tissues to wipe away his precious little tears, or he'll drown the whole couch.However, judging from his relationship with Penny, the next thing was indeed like pulling a lamp or something.

But my new boyfriend is Sheldon Cooper, the guy who won't even let his seat be touched.He will spread all kinds of knowledge about test-tube babies to you with righteous words, and strive to prove that this is a new era in which human beings can control the theory of evolution by themselves. From then on, we can proudly declare that "God is dead"!

The above are Sheldon's original words, God please don't blame me, blame him if you want to.

After the throbbing after the embrace had passed, we withdrew our hands from each other's shoulders almost at the same time.

The sudden silence made me feel a little embarrassed, and I think Sheldon felt it too, although he, too, doesn't admit the word "embarrassed."But when I lowered my head and ran my hands through my hair, I caught a glimpse from the corner of my eye that Sheldon was also fiddling with his fingers, looking embarrassed.A few seconds later, he glanced up at me furtively, then turned his head the other way at a speed that might break his neck as soon as he was caught.

His two hands were resting on his lap, his slender fingers stretched uncontrollably, as if playing a silent piano in the air.Before that, I really didn't know that I had such a strong hand fetish.Because now when I stare at this pair of pale and slender hands with well-defined knuckles and incredibly slender fingers, I have an urge to chop them off and put them on my body.Didn't alcohol make the pores bigger? How come my hands are still so white, tender and smooth after using so much hand sanitizer... If I poke it, will Sheldon bounce up and escape through the door?

I reached out and touched the back of that crystal-clear white hand.Shelton froze for a moment.Perhaps it was because he hadn't been touched for a long time, or because he had never been touched before, the hairs on his hands stood up involuntarily, and his back stiffened.

"Vivian, I didn't allow you to touch me in any way!" The bluffing made me rub my ears with my hands.

"It's not like you who just hugged me." I lowered my head and tried to withdraw my hand, but was surprised to find that it was held. °O° looked up at his hands in surprise, then at Sheldon's face.God, what did I find?Aliens will blush too!

Sheldon also seemed to feel something was wrong with the temperature of his face. He touched his face with his free hand, and I felt the paw holding me tightened.

"It's because the adrenaline dilates my blood vessels, speeding up blood flow and oxygen delivery. The blood vessels in my face respond to a signal from the chemical transmitter adenylate cyclization, which makes the adrenaline rush. Finally, the veins dilate, and more Blood flows through the veins."

"Sheldon?"

"I was explaining why my face turned red."

"Just say you're sorry, wouldn't it be fine?"

"It's all because of the adrenaline, I'm not shy!! Vivienne, are you a hug monster?!" The voice turned into anger, "Well, now it is. A Cambridge University paper said that hugging improves cardiovascular health. The role of function. I didn’t really believe in British academic research before, if that’s called academic. However, it’s not impossible to try more in the future.”

The first embarrassing moment finally passed, and before falling into his own endless loop again, Sheldon finally remembered what he should do now according to his logic.

"Oh, by the way, I have drawn up a love agreement, let's discuss it."

"Wait, wait" seemed to hear some incomprehensible words, "love agreement?"

"Yes, I have already written it. If you have no objections, you can just sign it. However, in order to reflect democracy, you can propose amendments to it." Shelton took the tablet that was placed on the table when he entered the door , "I need to remind you that, in principle, you and I each have one vote, but the final decision and right of interpretation still belong to me. Sign here first."

A document titled "Sheldon Cooper and Vivian Zhou's Love Agreement" was opened, and various treaties as neat as the constitution appeared in front of me.

If one of the two parties becomes a robot, it cannot harm the other party in any way.

"Sheldon, haven't you already been?" I pointed to the treaty and said to the other of the two parties.

"Thanks, Vivian. But I'm not now!"

I extended my hand and patted his head, and I signed my name on the back of the clause.

Anyway, no matter how I look at this treaty, I think it's more like it.

If Sheldon Cooper wins the Nobel Prize (which is for sure), Vivian Chow is automatically the No. 1 choice to write her autobiography.Its love relationship can be added in the introduction or remarks, but it cannot take up the content of the main text.

It turns out that you haven't forgotten this episode... I looked up and glanced at Sheldon who was full of expectation and smiling.

"I thought about it carefully. Although the intimacy between us will affect the fairness of your writing, it will make it easier for you to write about my attitude of pursuing science unremittingly in my private life!"

"Would you like me to write about you playing paintball, or about your Blu-ray nights? Or about your time in Dungeons and Dragons? I promise it will be great~"

"Vivian!"

? ?

"Not only do you have no IQ in science, but you are also so poor in literature! I regret giving you this precious opportunity!"

"Hey!"

"Literature must come from life and be higher than life. If I want people to know that I get up, brush my teeth, wash my face, and eat every day, I can just use a video recorder. Why let you create a work!"

Sounds plausible, but.......

"Shelly, you know that should be a biography, right?"

"Of course I know!"

Date night is held on the second Thursday of each month, and if there are five Thursdays in the month, date night will be on the third Thursday.

"once a month date...."

"Are you satisfied too~" Shelton moved his head closer as if asking for credit, and there was a new face in front of me, white and delicate, as if a mask had been made in a day, "According to Leonard's experience, I have studied that this dating frequency can maintain a stable relationship without affecting the life and work of both parties, especially my scientific discoveries."

"According to Leonard's experience..." The success rate is really high enough, and the stability is strong enough.

"Oh, by the way, for the sake of fairness, the time and place of the date are decided by both parties in turn. But I will definitely not go to art exhibitions, concert halls, recitals, basketball courts and, especially, clothing stores! Never!"

"Okay, then I will never go to the physics lecture and the little train show."

Sheldon stared at me with wide eyes for 30 seconds.

"it is good."

The sound seemed to be squeezed out of the gap between the teeth.

Hmph, fight with me!

Vivienne Zhou had to inform Sheldon Cooper 72 hours in advance of her travel plans (even if it was an emergency). In addition, she had to check the tire pressure of the car and call the local epidemic prevention department to ask which vaccines to get there.

This really keeps me from forgetting for a minute that I'm in a relationship with a freak.

"Sheldon, I have to say, this isn't fair."

"Huh?" This is a raised eyebrow that feels very violated.

"I have travel plans and I must inform you in advance, what about you?"

"I'll tell you too! But I hardly have any private long-distance travel plans!!"

"So what about the short distance? Or, what about the nearby ones?" Seeing Sheldon's puzzled expression, I kindly explained, "Go to the comic book store, go to the cheesecake factory, take you to school, go to the Ceramics University shop......"

Sheldon's face turned blue.

"Do you need to notify me at least 12 hours in advance?"

"Uh" quickly pressed my hand that was slowly preparing to sign, "This one is still pending!"

"But I want to sign!"

"Opinions are not unified, but I have the final decision~" For his foresight, Sheldon Cooper laughed very happily.

When Sheldon Cooper suffers minor injuries, such as getting stuck in sawdust, Vivienne Choo has to step in to help Sheldon.

Well, that's pretty normal - I signed my name without thinking.

"Ah, I need to remind you." Sheldon's successful smile made me feel like I was being sold. "The treatment of the wound is very delicate, and it will be infected if you are not careful. If it's just the skin infection, forget it. But if, I mean, it affects my brain, it will affect the course of physics!"

How on earth did you do what you said so naturally when you were in the second grade?

"The general procedure is as follows: use toothed tweezers to remove the wound dressing, then use toothless tweezers to hold tincture of iodine and alcohol cotton balls to disinfect the skin around the wound, wash the wound with [-]% hydrogen peroxide or saline, and be careful not to let the alcohol soak into the skin of the wound , so as not to cause pain. According to needs, Vaseline gauze or other gauze or gauze that can promote wound healing can be covered, and then covered with [-]-[-] layers of dry gauze, and finally, fixed with adhesive plaster or bandage. The direction of adhesive plaster should be in line with the limb or The body is vertical so that it does not fall off."

"Well, so?"

"So you have to take tweezers, iodine, hydrogen peroxide, vaseline gauze and bandages with you, in case I suddenly bump into something or get cut by something."

On the two-year anniversary of their first date, they had to choose a fancy restaurant, where they had to exchange sweet words and make physical contact in order to be seen as a sweet couple.

"Sheldon."

"Ok?"

"Can we last two years?"

"Vivian! You actually doubt this!!"