[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

"Well, you know. Normally, the lives of people with average IQs—such as you, and people with high IQs—such as mine, don't have much to do with each other."

The shit expression is serious!

What the hell did I do to really listen to Sheldon?

"Shut up, Sheldon!" I clenched my fists and squeezed the words through my teeth with my veins on my face.Just this kind of alien creature, no, aliens still want to learn how humans fall in love, so you can evolve for tens of thousands of years!

"No, I can't shut up." The typical four-step movement of twisting the neck, raising the head, hugging the chest, and leaning back vividly reflects his inner doubts and intuitive offenses, which fully demonstrates Dr. Cooper had no idea what "shut up" was. "Petunia told me to finish—I've edited the script several times."

"Penny? What's the matter with Penny?!" What does this have to do with Penny, I looked at Sheldon with question marks all over my head.

"Uh. It really has nothing to do with her. What's the matter with her?" The person who was asked was stunned for a moment, and then waved his hand like chasing flies away.It always feels like something important is being missed.Before I could figure it out, Sheldon had already started to go on in the other side, "But, by coincidence—I allow the word coincidence to be used this time, you, my work and my life should have been Totally unrelated, community college writing teacher."

"Sheldon..."

"Well, I won't talk about your work, today. But Vivienne, that's really nothing to be ashamed of. We also had a teacher at our school quit and bought a pet grooming car - it's really nothing to be ashamed of , even if you are a community college student, literature teacher." Facing my darkening complexion, Sheldon seemed to be aware of it, "I mean, Howard is still alive and well."

If I didn't know that you were comforting me, I would have thought you were making up the knife.

"Sheldon, what are you trying to say?"

"Oh, it's all your fault, Vivienne, I forgot what I wanted to say. You don't talk from now on!"

"I........"

"Listen to me, Vivian."

His sudden soft tone actually made me blush all of a sudden, and then I sat on the sofa blankly and didn't speak.

"Before this, I've always felt that male and female pairings, or teaming, or in your terms -- romantic relationships, like Leonard and Penny, Howard and Bernadette, and Stewart and that A girlfriend relationship that has no sense of science at all." Speaking of this, Shelton's face couldn't help twitching, and he looked particularly angry.He took a few deep breaths, calmed down his face to the initial stage, and then sent a weird smile.

I couldn't help but smile back at him too.

"Before, I always thought that such a relationship is ridiculous and completely unnecessary. It is neither hygienic nor logical-I mean, we can successfully cultivate the perfect next generation through genetic shaping."

"Sheldon..." I couldn't hold back, and wanted to ask him what he wanted to say.Sheldon pointed to his nose, then pointed to me sternly, meaning to stop talking and listen to him.Well, just listen to it.

"You know, thanks to the venerable Ms. Cooper, I grew up in a devout family and felt the radiance of the Lord's gift. But in fact, I used to preach deeper truths in the church, that is, evolution and science. , and got a 130-day ban from the church. They thought it was my punishment, but in fact, I managed to write my first thesis during that time, on an introduction to quantum mechanics.” Shelton raised his tail like a cat, as if waiting for someone to stroke his fur, "But after I replaced a neighbor upstairs, I feel that God really needs to be thanked."

I was stunned.

That clear voice in my head kept repeating "Thank God, thank God, thank God..."

His face was getting redder and redder, and his heart seemed to have split into two and moved to his cheeks, jumping up and down like a little troublemaker.I didn't even dare to lift my face, I just lowered my head and fiddled with my fingers, scratching the nail polish mottled.

"I thank God that man who said I was a freak moved out. Can you believe Vivienne, he still wants to send his son to our school! How could Caltech degenerate into that kind of head! One Howard is enough Already!!"

......From fiery red to livid, it only takes Sheldon a word.

"Also, you moved in after he moved out, which makes me feel that God has a conscience after being forced to pray for so many times. I will never speak ill of him again."

This story tells us that when speaking, please don't breathe heavily, otherwise the listener will easily enter a period of emotional exhaustion.

"I heard you say that I'm an alien behind my back, and discuss with Petunia where my home planet is." Sheldon put on an indisputable expression, "Please, Vivienne, at least Can you talk to Leonard later? Penny... oh."

After being bullied like this by him, my mood was calmed down instead.With a still hot face, I looked up into Sheldon's shining eyes.

"I know you may think that I am different from you, that's for sure, and many people have thought so since I was a child, including my brother and sister, and even my mother. I never thought that a person would have Nothing bad. But now I find it just as enjoyable to go to the supermarket, to a restaurant, to the cinema with you, and to be in physical arms. Even in social situations together, I don't find it unbearable. Of course, the premise is that you don’t chat with those idiots whose IQ is not over 90. They don’t really want to know how long it takes to fly from China to the United States!”

"Sheldon Cooper." Under the suspicious eyes of the other party, I slowly burst into a smile.

"Are you professing love to me, your neighbor, a community college literature instructor?"

"It's not....it's just expressing my thoughts, frankly...."

"uh-huh?"

"Well, this is a confession."

"So, is there anything you want to ask me?"

The other party raised his head, put his finger on his chin and thought for a while, and then seemed to suddenly remember something.

"Vivian, can you stay with me?"

Watching his involuntarily tense eyes, I pretended to be thinking for a long time wickedly.Sure enough, whether you are on earth or aliens, in the world of love, the more relaxed you are, the more nervous the other party will be.

Sheldon Cooper is a person whose appearance and personality are completely inversely proportional, which is shown in his cute face.If this face does not speak, then the title of high-quality youth can still be regarded as its duty.It seemed to me that I suddenly understood why his classes were always full, and Howard was often jealous of his girlhood-although Professor Cooper himself felt nothing about it.

Good looks, good work, good outlook, maybe a foreign race - this often means a high degree of intelligence and a very different physical fitness.The most important thing is that when looking at him, there will always be a smile on the corner of his mouth that he doesn't realize.

During my long silence, Sheldon's hand had already been clenched into a fist, the remaining smile slowly disappeared, and his little face was pale and pale.He finally clenched his fist hard and tried to stand up, but was blocked by my rushing to hug.

Sheldon's hug was still the same as last time, with a small body that looked thin, but with broad shoulders.When he puts his arms around you, you will feel that even in the coldest winter, the world is warm.Because from the bottom of your heart, you will know that this is the safest harbor.

Although this harbor looks a bit strange.

The stunned Sheldon hugged me subconsciously. When I was about to let go of him, he seemed to react suddenly—ah, no wonder the motor nerves are so poor. It turns out that Dr. Cooper’s reflex arc is so long !

Arms trembling, my freshly baked boyfriend tentatively touched me on the back after routinely trying to push me away, wrapping my arms around me.The motion seared my back a little, but his movement suppressed my urge to get away.He put his head on my shoulder, first tentatively, then his whole head was on my shoulder, buried in my hair.

I mean, it's Sheldon Cooper, the alien, head of my genius neighbor!It may take me a lifetime to understand the things in it. Of course, it is more likely that I will not understand it in my entire life.But now, this head rests on my shoulders.Because of this person, he is my boyfriend, the person I hope to walk with from now on.

I believe he thought so too.

"Vivienne." The voice, which was muffled because it was buried in the hair, but could not restrain the cheerful voice came clearly.

"Huh?" He patted that furry but extremely smart head with itchy hands.

"We are together."

I couldn't help laughing—the negative EQ cannot be changed in a short time.But it's okay, it's safe.

I was afraid that using a rhetorical question like "What do you say" would cause him to not understand, so I used a safer affirmative sentence.

"Yup!"

All of a sudden, the head lifted off my shoulders, and the quick movement made a gust of wind brush against my ears.I couldn't help covering my earlobe.

"I just said, we've been together for a long time!"

It was a smile of utter joy.I can't use more literary language to describe it, but I feel that my morning was instantly blinded.

I really don't know whether to lose or win.

But what about him~

The author has something to say: I was too busy yesterday, so there is nothing to change.This week to Thursday and Sunday!