[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

The car barely stopped at the stop line a second before the green-to-red turn, as if drifting a bit (just in the wrong direction).Both the car and the person broke out in a cold sweat.Just after he breathed a sigh of relief, the horn of the car behind, who was so frightened, also sounded angrily and uninterruptedly.

"Hey, Vivienne, that's not the right way to drive! You need to pay more attention!!"

Shelton, who was sitting in the passenger seat, let go of the hand that was holding on to the seat belt on his chest, with a nervous expression on his face, as if he was about to jump up and bite me.

Hey, who the hell is distracting me!

So now what is the situation.......

For ordinary people, or for the opposite sex of the right age and without homosexuality, the general meaning of the sentence "I like you" should be to seek friendship.According to my experience after traveling, this sentence also has a deep meaning of dating.However, since it is still unknown whether Sheldon is a human being, this sentence has the same meaning as "Vivienne, I am very happy today, you are such a good person"......

should.

Turning the car into the parking lot outside the apartment, he glanced at Shelton who had come out of the near-car accident at the traffic light just now.He was happily looking out the window, glanced at his cell phone occasionally, and seemed to have sent a text message to Leonard—if I guessed right, it should have been, "I'm home, hurry up and get back!"

Hey, Sheldon, how do you know Leonard hasn't come home yet?Is this the legendary tacit understanding?

"Vivian."

"Huh?" I was afraid that Sheldon would be "a blockbuster" like before, so I dared to reply after parking the car to indicate that the other party could continue talking.

"You haven't answered me yet!"

You see, luckily the car is parked.

"Answer what??"

"I just said I like you. According to social etiquette, you should answer me!" Don't talk about social etiquette!Fuck your social manners! !

"Huh?" I felt that my head couldn't keep up with Sheldon's train of thought.

"You have to tell me if you like me." Sheldon, who followed me up the stairs, circled around me who was walking faster and faster like a puppy, "I think you must like me of."

I don't know what I was thinking at this time?In other words, my brain is blank at this time, and the movement of climbing stairs is already mechanical.It must be climbing the stairs so fast that my face is so red!It must be related to hypoxia! !Vivienne, you are too self-indulgent.Sheldon said "I like you" and Grandma Wolf said "Little Red Riding Hood, I won't eat you" is the same reason.In short, the guy with negative EQ probably just learned to say the word "like", and then he couldn't wait to try it on the people around him!Vivian, don't think too much!

"Vivienne?" Seeing that he was about to climb up to the floor where his apartment was located, Sheldon, who was obviously waiting extremely, yelled dissatisfiedly.

"Okay." After finishing the mental construction, I returned to the mode of coaxing kindergarten children, "I like you too, Sheldon."

:D

The happy older child bounced open the door of his house, and did not forget to say something after he walked in.

"Good night Vivian."

Actually, I think tonight is going to be a sleepless night...

I finally got back to my apartment—as soon as I entered the door, I leaned my back against the door panel and let my body slowly move to the ground.Now such a strong heartbeat makes me confirm a fact that I really can't look directly at.

I, Vivienne Zhou, like the Frankenstein upstairs and downstairs whose IQ and EQ civilization are completely in two dimensions...

I hugged my knees and buried my head deeply before I couldn't help but bang my head against the wall, for my aesthetic and taste that ordinary people can't match.

Vivienne, Vivienne, even if you fall in love with someone who is bent now, there may be a day when he will be straightened!But Sheldon?Even if his EQ is hit by a comet, it is impossible for him to grow backwards.What are you thinking!The fledgling plot is not such a fledgling way!Besides, strictly speaking, the first person you see after crossing should be Howard...

Of course I don't care about him at all.

Hurry up and go to sleep, and when you get up tomorrow morning, you will forget how stupid you are to be struggling with Sheldon's relationship here today......

The dream of this night is destined to be wonderful, or in other words, more exciting than imagined.Sheldon, who had a big smiling face, grew up to four years old overnight, and kept shouting "Sister Vivienne, Sister Vivienne" around me.Seeing that I ignored him, the cute bun-like Dr. Sheldon Cooper wiped his glasses twice with his hands, then sat down on the ground and cried aggrievedly, crying "Vivian, what are you doing?" Why ignore me!"

I woke up abruptly, and the cry of the child Sheldon was still ringing in my ears: Vivienne, why are you ignoring me! 5555555

Bang dong, "Vivienne", dong dong, "Vivienne", dong dong, "Vivienne".

Before I got out of this extremely traversal dream, the real voice from outside the door was seamlessly connected with the dream, which directly caused me to fall back on the bed with a quilt wrapped in a quilt.

What should I do, I feel that my head is not enough...

After three knocks on the door, the sound at the door fell silent.I couldn't help laughing at the scene of Sheldon waiting for someone to open the door with his hands folded and his face serious.Maybe that guy is lying on the door with his ears sideways listening to the movement inside with an unhappy face.Hey, this voice........ can't it......

"Sheldon, are you scratching my door?!"

The person who was captured angrily withdrew his hand that he hadn't had time to withdraw, and then scratched his head.

I shielded all the embarrassment in my brain and the urge to beat myself up, so that my face would not turn red, and I tried to make my voice calm, or more like a person who had just been disturbed from sleep.

"Sheldon, what happened early in the morning?"

"You haven't invited me in yet!" Now I see that he is holding a piece of toast, with an IPAD tucked under his arm, and the tablet is about to fall off due to his natural limb incoordination.

"Okay, Sheldon." I raised my hand and rubbed my sore brows, and I showed a professional smile, "Sheldon, please come in!"

The uncle in front of him was satisfied, and walked into the door arrogantly.Then he sat down on the sofa honestly and bluntly.I covered the corners of my twitching eyes and closed the door.

"Vivienne, have you had breakfast yet?" Being hung out on the sofa obviously didn't suit Sheldon's personality, and he moved to the bathroom door, trying to talk to me who was brushing my teeth.

please.I pointed to the toothbrush in my mouth, isn't that obvious enough?

"Have you had breakfast yet?" Too bad this was clearly not meant for Sheldon.

"No." After brushing my teeth, I splashed water on my face a few times.

"Ah, that's great! I brought you breakfast!!" Hearing this, Sheldon showed a happy smile, and the spring blossomed with joy.

Behind me, who was pouring water from the bathroom to the living room, dragged a follower, and everyone knew who it was.

"Wow, why are you so polite today, and you brought me breakfast?" Well.This french toast is so good.

"I checked Wikipedia, and it said that thoughtfulness and small gifts are must-haves between couples—I think French toast meets the two attributes of thoughtfulness and small gifts."

"Pfft..." I spit out a mouthful of water and fell down on the sofa and coughed wildly.Sheldon stood beside me in a daze. After a while, I felt a tentative hand poke my back with an iron finger, followed by a hand that helped me.

"Sheldon, what did you say just now? What's the matter?" After finally getting my breath together, I began to wonder if I was hallucinating just now.

"Hmm, Vivienne, it's not a good habit for you not to listen carefully to me. But I forgive you. As I said earlier, French toast is a good gift, it..."

"Stop stop! Sheldon, I didn't mean to hear you advertising French toast here. What did you say there must be?"

"Couple?"

Another earth-shattering cough sounded in the apartment.

"Uh huh, Sheldon, you know." Scratching my head, I had a headache thinking about the appropriate words, and it was the first time I felt that my linguistic attainments were catching chickens. "A couple refers to two people who are in love. This Two people who love each other, develop feelings, and walk together can be called lovers. Just like Howard and Bernadette, as well as Leonard and Penny in the past."

"Oh, of course I know what a couple is! We are!!" Sheldon twisted his little head, his expression seemed to say, "Vivienne, you are so funny."

No, you think too much, the person you tease has always been yourself.

"No, Sheldon, we're not." Now I feel like I'm explaining that I can't marry him to a kid who has no concept of love and marriage.

"I said that I like you and you also said that you like me! No matter how you explain it, we are still a couple! Vivienne, you can't be bad!!"

So, now, Sheldon, you're playing the jilted boy...I'd say that's not the role for you.

"Wikipedia says that women who have just confirmed a relationship often have shyness and other reactions, which is normal, especially in Asian women. So, Vivienne, are you shy? It's completely unnecessary... ..."

"Sheldon, which version of Wikipedia are you looking at..." Why didn't I know that Wikipedia also has the function of popularizing love.

"Based on our current relationship anyway, I think...."

"Sheldon, we're not a couple."

"Oh, are you complaining to me that I don't have a formal dating process? But when Leonard and Penny were together, I omitted it." After thinking about it for a while, "Okay. Listen, Vi Vian."

A resolute and reliable expression appeared on Sheldon's face that I had never seen before, which made me sit on the sofa obediently, who was already full of words.

I have a hunch that this will be the most unmissable words in my life, at least one of them.