[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

"That woman is unreasonable!" Sheldon threw the things I put in the passenger seat behind with a "snap", squeezed his long hands and feet in, and then closed the car door with a "bang".

"You, you can sit in the back row..."

"I've always been sitting here." Unexpectedly, the person next to me turned to look at me seriously. It seemed that this matter was very serious, so serious that it had already affected social hotspots and the national economy and people's livelihood.

"Uh, I just think it's more convenient for you to sit directly in the back row..." Facing Sheldon's "explain to me" gaze, my voice became weaker and my head lowered. Later, he simply pretended to look for a parking card and didn't look at him.

"I've always sat here." In the dark, I could feel Sheldon staring straight above my head, "I thought there was an unwritten agreement between us about my actual feelings about this seat." Possession."

"Why don't I know. Also, what is an agreement without a written document?" Sheldon really didn't mean Sheldon.

"Yes, we all know it!" A quiet sentence, but the firmness in it gave me the urge to slam on the brakes, "This reminded me that we still have a friendship supplement that needs to be drawn, Regarding priority use of the co-pilot of your car."

"Sheldon, I'm not your driver!" I felt my mood suddenly improved.

"Vivian, are you in a bad mood today?" When the car drove out of the parking lot, a tone called "hesitation" suddenly appeared on Sheldon.

"No." The chef at the Cheesecake Factory was in a bad mood today, and the food he cooked was unpalatable.

"Aha." Shelton turned his body completely around, as if he was going to have a long chat.Don't, I didn't seem to give the slightest hint that I was bored driving and needed someone to chat with me." The data show that there are significant differences between women's thinking patterns and male thinking patterns, which are manifested in emotional depression. In terms of expression, men tend to pour out subjectively, while women tend to induce comfort from others—usually relatives, friends or lovers."

"Sheldon, I'm not in a bad mood." Fuck him lover!What on earth was the screenwriter thinking? They actually arranged for the male version of Sheldon to be a girlfriend with a very horny female version of Sheldon.So as long as the skill is deep, can the male god dedicate himself?Ha, it turns out that even Sheldon can't hold back the post!

"Your expression is obviously unhappy now." The determined voice sounded in my ear, which made me gnash my teeth even more, "I don't know why, but I always feel that you are unhappy because of the woman Stuart brought—che, I don't remember her name."

I believe you must remember it very firmly, maybe you still have a deep bond in your previous life.

"Is it because even someone with her looks and personality has found a boyfriend and you want to spend Christmas alone?"

"Thanks for reminding me, Sheldon."

"Oh, you're overthinking that, Vivienne. She's looking for Stewart—art college, as ridiculous as your M.A."

"Honey, you just said that I'm in a bad mood today..." I believe that even Sheldon should be able to hear such an explosive grinding of teeth.

"Well, I was wrong, his diploma is as ridiculous as Howard's." Even without looking at him, I could guess that Sheldon squinted his lips aggrievedly, which made me smile.No, you can't let Sheldon see that you are smiling, Vivienne, show me your face quickly!

"Well, I'll tell him when I have a chance."

"No, I've told him many times." Sheldon waved his hand indifferently.Oh, poor Howard, "I mean, you don't have to feel down at all, it's been observed that a lot of guys you know want to have a - in your terms - romantic relationship with you. Although it's both Unhygienic and unreliable."

"Pfft." I couldn't help but accidentally let out a laugh.

"Sheldon, don't you feel that Dr. Fowler made you feel, uh, how should I say it, the feeling of hitting it off?" I couldn't help asking this question—isn't Sheldon on TV the first time? Do you buy Amy coffee the first time you see her?

"It was like old friends at first sight?" Sheldon put his finger into his mouth, and the biting action showed his complete unfamiliarity with the word on the one hand, and on the other hand made his voice very vague, like a child.

"It just feels familiar, or you have found the same kind. Are you sure you are not from the same planet? Maybe Dr. Amy was sent by your home planet."

"No, no, no!" Sheldon felt as if his tail had been stepped on, "First, I'm from Earth, just like you, Vivienne; second, I'm so cute!!! Her face is so long!! !"

What is a long face? Aside from the current fashion trend, you don't have a short face. Sheldon, your face is not short either.

"Don't you really think that your way of thinking is very similar, and there is a lot of room for development in the future?" Holding the steering wheel, I tried my best to concentrate on the road ahead.

"Hmm, Vivienne, you're weird today." Shelton turned his face around again. From the corner of his eye, the expression should be suspicious.I quickly turned my gaze forward to keep my eyes from glancing sideways.

"Sheldon, are you finished staring?" The side of my face was almost burning, and the person next to me didn't intend to speak yet.

"You keep referring to Stuart's girlfriend, and in a rather unhappy tone. Let me make a wild assumption..."

I felt like my heart was about to jump out, and my face was so hot that I needed a bucket of ice water to cool it down—it must be because I was stared at for too long just now!

"Vivian, do you like Stuart?"

..........!!!!!!

"Sheldon, what are you thinking!" This time the person who blew his hair was replaced by me.

"That alone explains your undue attention and, if I'm not mistaken, hostility to Fowler, whom I refuse to call Doctor."

"Sheldon, when did you become so good at analyzing people and the world?" It was easy to say, but actually my hands were sweating.It's not enough to look at Shibie for three days, but it's not enough to describe Sheldon who is sharp overnight.

"Well, yes. Stuart is so skinny and homely. I'm cuter than him."

In fact, you are not stronger and more outgoing than him, are you...

"Many women experience emotional fluctuations during their menstrual period. Your suppressed emotions today should have something to do with this." No, didn't you just talk about whether you were in a good mood?

"Physical period??" Sheldon, you can even guess this...

"Ah, according to the frequency of your interrupting me, the degree of emotional control, and the cycle rules of the use of some modal particles, I have roughly delineated your menstrual cycle. I also have Penny's. Howard's girlfriend because of data control It’s not enough, so I haven’t summed it up yet.” The speaker didn’t feel any embarrassment about talking about this with the opposite sex, and his tone was flat like a gynecologist, “I have to say, among the women I know, you are the most stable One——Of course, this may have something to do with your mildness. So today you are so irritable, is it related to physical pain?"

.......... Sheldon what do you want me to answer?Do I have dysmenorrhea today? ?

There was silence in the carriage for a few minutes.Just when I thought Sheldon was about to hand me a cup of Dysmenorrhea Granules, he spoke.

"Softkitty, warmkitty, littleballoffur..."

No, he didn't talk, he sang.

"Sheldon, honey, I really don't have, uh, dysmenorrhea. And it's not really sick!"

"Happykitty, sleepykitty, purrpurrpurr..." The singer ignored me, and those bright eyes kept blingbling there.

It turns out that "Song of Cats and Cats" is really useful. My feeling now is that it doesn't hurt, and it's easy every month~

I decided to push Sheldon to register a patent with me in the future.Making money is second, the most important thing is to benefit the majority of girls!

"Vivienne, where are you going??" After singing a lovely and soothing sick song, Sheldon's fussy voice sounded again.

"Go home."

"But I'm hungry!" Thinking about it, he came out without eating anything in the restaurant.

"I'm also a little..." At first, I was thinking of eating less to lose weight, but when he said this, I felt a little uncomfortable with the empty stomach.

"Then let's go to the Thai restaurant!" Could Sheldon's quick and excited response be considered premeditated?

Just like this, I was dragged to eat a meal for no reason, and that Thai restaurant even offered a 07% discount for couples dining after 30:[-].I, who didn't know the situation at all, and Sheldon, who was out of the situation even if he knew the situation, were pulled by the boss and praised, "You two are so cute, the mixed-race baby must be beautiful" blablabla.Forget it, after the checkout, he first touched my face and then pinched Sheldon's buttocks tremblingly with a smile.

This boss must be a funny headmaster wearing an Asian skin! !absolute! !

I don't know if it was because of the wild laughter of the boss or what, but I felt that the haze in my mood was blown away by a big fan.

Driving in the direction of the apartment - of course, the oil bottle Sheldon was sitting in the passenger seat, pointing his fingers and not knowing what else to think.Well, it would be nice if he was always so quiet.The street lights in downtown Pasadena merged into a long neon line as far as I could see. In this rainbow light, I walked forward freely without thinking about the dream-like In the past life, there is no need to think about the future journey or the meaning of this journey.

All I need to do is just stride forward.

speed-walking.

"Vivian."

"kindness?"

"You should use reason to control your emotional fluctuations."

"what??"

"Because you don't have to worry about spending Christmas alone and being laughed at by stupid people, like Leonard."

"Thank you, Sheldon." Actually, I wasn't worried.

"Because I like you very much."

"squeak!!!!!!"

This also prevents people from driving safely! ! ! ! !

The author has something to say: Does anyone else think Amy and Stewart are a good match?