[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

Amy Phila Fowler.

Ha...haha...it must be the same name.

Doing such mental construction, I turned my head stiffly.The master of time travel or the unscrupulous author of this article must have not heard my cry, or they are eating melon seeds and popcorn and watching this rivalry between the main room and the mistress with great interest.

Ya bah, I'm not a mistress!

That's right, the woman who is now seated is Sheldon's date in the original show (the word "girlfriend" doesn't exist in his world).She was slipping the crossbody bag onto the chair—the matching style, the same movement as Sheldon.Her face also did not have the expressions of normal people when they first meet a stranger who may have contact in the future, that is, smiles, greetings, polite gestures, etc. The surface is calm, but in fact it is ignorant and indifferent to all these.

Much like the other guy on this table.

Seeing Sheldon sitting on the side playing the game console without noticing it, I suddenly felt that the dishes at Cheesecake Factory were particularly unpalatable today.

It must be because the overall quality of the waiters is not high!

"Hey, Amy, how did you and Stuart meet?" It has to be said that since having a girlfriend, Howard has become more and more normal.Look at this guy now pretending not to know that the couple in front of him met through a photo on the website to avoid the silence - love really can change everything.

"I saw his picture on the website."

"Aha, then you must like Stuart's looks very much." Bernadette's words made everyone in the audience except Amy, including Stuart, cold.It is estimated that only psychologists who study depression will like this face that can be described as a typical case from the bottom of their hearts.

"No, I promised my mother to go on a date once a year." Obviously this one didn't understand Bernadette's cold joke, because her expression is serious and serious now, "According to my research on sensory nerves, only 5% of people are likely to like this face, and obviously I am not now."

"5%! Thank you for the compliment." Stewart raised his glass.

"Mhuh." This kind of voice is usually the beginning of "Sheldon has something to say". People who know it quickly exchange eyes and enter a state of combat readiness, "Did I remember wrong or something, of course, this This situation is impossible, and my memory never has problems like the sun rising and setting. Didn’t Stuart say a long time ago that he met this woman who obviously has no aesthetic and cognitive abilities on the Internet.”

It's one thing to be ready for battle, but quite another to answer Sheldon's words.Leonard, Penny, Howard, Bernadette, and Raj all looked at me. Raj showed Bambi's eyes, and Leonard couldn't help pouting his little thick lips.Miraculously, I'm immune to it.

Hey, wasn't it Leonard's job before, why is it my turn now...

"Uh, maybe we've all forgotten it." I couldn't hold back Sheldon's eyes that were eager to explore and must get an answer, so I forced out a sentence dryly.

"Huh?" This is a double voice, the source is Sheldon + Amy. The synchronous expressions of the two made me feel inexplicably unwilling to answer. I can only pretend to concentrate on eating the plate of burgers in front of me. , actually the taste makes me want to spit it out.

"Can I understand being... Vivian! Vivian, why don't you listen to me!" Shelton looked up at the dissatisfied Sheldon and said that I was listening, and the anxious child continued with satisfaction , "Is this how you guys pretended to forget about Stewart's completely uninteresting relationship for the sake of social rules?"

"Stupid social rules." Amy Fella Fowler answered, and then she finally made the first gesture of the night that meant some greetings, which was to nod with Sheldon.

I pushed my plate forward to show that I was full.

"Vivian, dear, do you think Stuart's girlfriend is very similar..."

"The female version of Sheldon?" Penny's words were completed by Bernadette who came over.

"My God, I never dreamed that there would be such a person in this world."

"And it also appeared in our life circle." These two people are really addicted to playing the catch-up game.

"If you look closely, these two people are a bit similar." As an expert in the field of biology, Bernadette began to study these two magical creatures from the perspective of her professional characteristics.

"The shape of the face and the mouth are a bit similar, but that woman is really weird." Petunia took a sip of her drink habitually, "It matches well with Stuart."

And Sheldon.I silently added a sentence in my heart.

"Amy, what are you studying?" Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, Lai's father hurriedly sacrificed his life to save the scene.

"Neural creature." Stewart carefully pushed a portion of orange juice with a little extra in front of the undetermined girlfriend. The other party glanced at him, thought about it, and gave him a smile.The long-term sluggish face of a depressed patient is like a desk lamp covered with dust, which is connected to the power supply and pressed the switch at once.

"Hmm, neurobiology." Obviously, some people are naturally at odds with a harmonious and peaceful atmosphere, such as Sheldon Cooper who doesn't look at him.

According to common sense, or according to the TV series, Dr. Fowler would not feel this kind of sexual sarcasm.But now, she put down the knife and fork in her hand, and looked at Sheldon who had just spoken with doubts in her eyes.

"Compared with theoretical physics, neurobiology is like a child who has just entered kindergarten." Shelton also put down his knife and fork, and introduced in detail his sense of superiority in the subject and his contempt for other subjects.

"If neurobiology is kindergarten, then you're working with, obviously, theoretical physics, which is the embryo in the mother's womb."

The smooth tone was just plain creepy now, and it had been years since such a blunt riposte to Sheldon had ever happened in this social circle.At that time, Penny had just moved into the apartment, and she had no idea about the special group of otaku, and advanced science had never appeared in her life.

Leonard, Penny, Howard, Bernadette, and Raj opened their mouths in an O-shape, then moved back a bit, choosing which one to watch the battle between Sheldon and Sheldon.

"Vivienne, you lean back a little bit and make room for the Sheldons." Bernadette chirped behind my ear like a bird.I twitched the corner of my mouth to her, then moved back.

"Are you looking down on theoretical physics?" Sheldon's eyebrows were raised higher than ever, and the raised voice showed his extreme displeasure.It should be a little funny, after all, it has been a long time since anyone who dared to challenge him like this has appeared.But don't worry, that girl (man) who still sees him unhappy now will fall in love with him (little cute face) madly in the end.

"No, I think the subject is respectable, but it's nothing compared to neurobiology."

Sheldon's face was twitching desperately, and even his left arm kept swinging back and forth, looking like he was about to explode at any moment.But Dr. Fowler on the opposite side was unaware of this, and raised his attack to a higher level.

"You said neurobiology is for kindergarteners, but I think theoretical physics is, how should I put it, cute."

"Ah Ou." The onlookers collectively let out a bad sigh, but I believe most people can hear the schadenfreude.

"Amy, Sheldon, uh, you can put aside this question and finish this meal together." As the initiator of this meeting, Stewart felt that he was obliged to continue the original atmosphere.

The two doctors who didn't give face turned their heads around, made a face down, and turned their eyes up at 45 degrees, and they were in sync again.Under such an obvious silent announcement of "you shut up", Stuart retreated back to the auditorium.

"Do you think that neurobiologists, like Babinsky, can compare with theoretical physicists, like Einstein and Hawking?!"

"Hmm, Einstein and Hawking are more powerful. I've never heard of Babinsky." Petunia said in a low voice.

"Let's use an analogy." Dr. Fowler's tone was as calm as ever, "Babinsky swallowed Einstein, and then excreted Hawking."

!!!

Dr. Fowler, you not only have excellent professional knowledge, but also have great attainments in literature.The expressions of the group next to it really embody a once popular Internet saying: "My friends and I are stunned."

"Take that sentence back." About ten seconds later, the CPU in Sheldon's brain restarted.

The other party expressed his attitude and position with a big shake of his head.

After staring at each other for a while, the weaker side of the debate turned to us for support from relatives and friends off the court.Leonard and Raj uselessly put their heads down and pretended to be eating the completely cold food.Howard smiled at Sheldon, but the other party turned his head and curled his lips, "Master."

I think Howard should we form a group to study for a doctoral degree, otherwise, when Bernadette graduates, this academic status will easily affect the status of the family.

Amy Phila Fowler still had the expression she had when she first came in, that is, she had no expression, and looked straight at Sheldon. Poor Dr. Cooper had never encountered such a situation. Supported by his self-esteem, he was already on the verge of crying.

"I can't live under the same roof with such a person who has no correct values ​​for theoretical physics, let alone eat together. So I'm sorry, Stuart, I think I'm leaving." Shelton kicked and stood up , "This is just social etiquette. Actually, I'm not embarrassed at all. You should be the one who is embarrassed!" This sentence was obviously aimed at my official partner.

"Vivian, let's go." Before I could react, I was pulled up by Sheldon.

? ? ?what's the situation.

Hello, I haven't got my bag yet.

What is the situation with this little secret joy in my heart.

The author has something to say: After watching the fourth season finale of "Shameless", I was on the verge of tears.

I hope the next season will stop abusing Ian and Mickey 55555555555