[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

With Sheldon missing in the middle of the night and Fu appearing in my bedroom the next day, Leonard and Penny ended the awkward period of seeing each other after breaking up early.On the bright side, Penny was back at her ex-boyfriend's apartment for dinner; on the bad side, they calmly accepted the "fact" that Sheldon and I had a secret affair.I just now know that they opened a "Did Vivienne and Sheldon have an affair" game before, and Howard and Penny actually bought "Have an affair"!

Your sister has a leg!Why I think you guys are so obsessed with showing the cot Sheldon sleeps in...

You must not be my true friends!

I also thought about asking Sheldon to clarify this scandal to everyone, but someone said "It's like energy is always conserved, the truth will always be recognized" and "Vivienne, why are you so concerned about this topic" I, who was entangled in this little scandal, felt that I was too restless and superficial!

When the bloody time has passed, they will surely remember that the actor in the rumored scandal is Sheldon's~ En!must! !

Why am I so red now!

In fact, we can't blame everyone for being so concerned about the issue of love.Recently, almost everyone around me has fallen into an intense pursuit of love, and the reason is simple-Christmas is coming.Just like the leftover men and women in China have reached the point of going to the doctor in a hurry to rent a girlfriend from Taobao to go home during the New Year, the idiots in the United States are also panicking about the biggest holiday.If you are a person, you will have seven aunts and eight aunts plus a bag to inquire about relatives and whether you have a partner. If you answer empty positions, it will be embarrassing, okay?Everyone cares about face. Fortunately, I have basically never encountered such problems after time travel.Besides, when it comes to holidays, there are a lot of parties. Seeing people playing "Girls Under the Mistletoe" and so on, the bachelors really don't feel very good.

What?You say that girls under the mistletoe can kiss anyone?Okay, you ask Howard or Raj to touch Penny?How about the mistletoe I'm not sure, but your face will surely blossom.

To paraphrase Leonard's complaint about Penny - why did you dump me before Christmas?Anyway, don't let me spend the holidays alone!

In short, apart from the owner Howard and Sheldon who came from the stars, Leonard who was just dumped and Raj, the man who is bitter to the world, teamed up with comic book store owner Stewart to launch a battle called "Christmas Love Battle". Blind date trip - it sounds like Raj picked the gay guy's name.As for why Stewart was involved, the official reason Leonard gave was that he overheard them discussing this matter at the comic book store. Seeing that Lai and La refused to bring him, the owner of the comic book store was very comical. He swallowed a handful of antidepressant pills in a manner that frightened the two of them into surrendering.But I think they also have their own selfishness.The so-called comparison of beautiful men - don't worry about being ugly, as long as the people around you are even uglier.From this perspective, probably only Stuart is everyone's true friend.

Due to well-known reasons, the quickest way to make friends (dating) in the United States - strike up a conversation in a bar is not suitable for three nerds who are ugly and can't speak, and one of them can't speak.Oops, sorry, I accidentally said that.In short, they voluntarily chose to make friends online, which at least does not require conversation skills. As for being ugly, there is no way.

The last step in completing the dating site registration is posting the photo, which is done at Raj's apartment.One of the reasons besides the DSLR in his apartment is that he has more cosmetics than Leonard.Don't laugh, yes!It's cosmetics! !This group of science boys all like cosplay. Penny once said that Leonard has a whole set of Dior makeup, and I have also seen Sheldon’s makeup bag, which is not a big name but definitely worth a lot of money.Except for the makeup for the exhibition, Raj’s knowledge of makeup and skin care can be said to be superior to others. He taught me the facial mask for an hour after drinking that time.If he comes out, he will definitely be the gay honey that every girl dreams of, the kind who will laugh with you, cry with you and put on makeup for you!

It seems that our principal wanted to develop this kind of relationship with me, but I ruthlessly rejected it...

It's a little too far-fetched.

In short, after everyone put on a satisfactory makeup, three materials signed by "Perfect Lover Leonard", "Indian Chocolate Raj" and "Private Xiaokai Stewart" were uploaded to "Looking for Love Here "Online.What is unexpected is that even if the number is not large, but definitely not a small number of women clicked on these three web links that sounded unreliable, and some people actually expressed their interest and hoped to be able to Make an appointment to meet.

Girls, what are you thinking? ? ! !

The three of them finally breathed a sigh of relief, showing satisfied and wretched smiles.Raj said that although he was satisfied with such a result, he was not surprised.As the person who has received the most invitations among the three, this result is entirely due to the strong Asian and exotic flavors on my body, as well as the taste of life and the pursuit of beauty in my words.

In fact, I think so many girls are attracted to him because he posted his own photo outside his mansion in India.

That really is a mansion! ! !At first glance I thought it was the Taj Mahal!

This is how people are. When you feel that you can’t find a girlfriend, you think a sow is beautiful at that time, so you have to chase after it. After this village, there will be no such shop; but if you have a few in your hand now Not bad female resources, you have to dislike this eye too big, that mouth is too small.Leonard and Stewart are going through this sweet distress right now, and their tongue-in-cheek choosiness is just too much to watch.Fortunately, by the time I got to Sheldon's apartment, the target had already been identified.

Compared to Leonard and Stewart's approach of finding a striker, Raj chose to cast the net generally.In his words, it's just a matter of eating, watching movies, and clubbing. It would be a pleasant surprise if he could get a room.An appointment is an appointment, and the chances of dating a group are higher.

Local tyrants, let's be friends!

"Hmm, from a statistical point of view, what Raj said makes sense. Leonard, why don't you try this method, after all, not every girl is as brainless as Penny." Such unflattering words sounded like they came from Sheldon.

Leonard obviously didn't bother to talk to him, but turned his head to me directly: "Vivian, so are you emotionally blind?"

"I, it's none of my business!" Hey, I really have nothing to do with him!

"I think you're trying to hit me back by satirizing what you think my relationship with Vivienne is, but it needs to be pointed out that I'm 20cm taller than you, better looking than you, and I major in theoretical physics. Sheldon showed a smile that originally meant "look how cute I am", which in Leonard's eyes was "how can I be so short?" "Yes, I mean that people who study experimental physics are very worthless !"

Anyway, after missing a group dinner for the first time, Leonard, Raj and Stewart all completed a date brought by the dating network.Judging from the facial expressions after returning, Leonard and Stewart are quite satisfied, while Raj has already started to prepare for the second of the 32 fucking dates.

The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard!

The person most excited about this should be Stewart.The poor comic book store owner’s last official date was the first snowfall in 2002. The unlucky girl broke into the empty bookstore by mistake because she was too cold and started a long-term relationship with the owner there. A week of romance.Trust me, it just sounds romantic.Therefore, when a suspected relationship comes again, the sensitive and fragile Xiao Si longs for happiness but is afraid of being hurt, hopes to be blessed by everyone but feels that love seems to be far away.

The above sentence is Raj's original words, I can't say such a disgusting sentence, thank you!

"Can I bring her here and you guys help me see what I can do with her? She works at the university too, so you should be able to see what she's thinking better." Stewart said timidly with his pair of glass beads. Looking at us with eyes, it seems that if we are rejected, we will run away in tears.

"Of course we'll help you, dear." Petunia said quickly.

"Just a word of caution, the reason Stuart asked us to help is because his date works at the university, Penny you're a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory." As per usual, I'll lay my guns on the next line, too," and, community college Not college."

Well, Sheldon's thinking is that easy to guess.

"That's right, come on, let's meet that girl who is much luckier than Vivienne." Howard made a concluding statement.

Hey, it's none of my business!

Stewart and we met at The Cheesecake Factory on the grounds that it was one of the few restaurants he could afford.

"Hey, why am I here too! I'm not interested in Stewart and whether he can find a girlfriend!" This is Sheldon who has been fighting, expressing his displeasure at not being able to watch "Green Lantern" at home.

"Sheldon, you have to think about it this way. If Stuart's depression gets worse, he probably won't be able to open a store, and you won't have a place to buy comics." Papa Lai said, clutching his crumpled head.

"Well, fine." For this reason, Sheldon agreed.

"I'm sorry we're late." Stewart's characteristic drawl tone came behind my ears, "This is Amy Phila Fowler."

What? ? ! !

I took a quick look at Sheldon, who was completely uninterested.

The author has something to say: There is a kind of sadness, which is called no internet after coding. . .