[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

Vivienne Zhou, that is, herself, has always been a person who sleeps well—whether it is before or after time-traveling.As a teacher of an influential (community) university in this area, on days without classes, I can sleep from ten o'clock in the evening to nine o'clock in the morning, and continue to sleep until twelve o'clock at noon after supplementing breakfast. There is no tossing and turning in the meantime.When I moved out and rented an apartment, my father reminded me to remember to lock the doors and windows before going to bed, because once I fell asleep, even the fireworks on New Year’s Eve would hardly wake me up.

But this evening, while sleeping until midnight, I had a dream.The dream is the invisible aircraft carrier flying in the sky in "The Avengers", the long corridor is empty, but the feeling of the body and the silent "Vivienne, Vivienne" tell you , There is a pair of eyes staring at the corner.Suddenly, there was a burst of unhurried footsteps ahead.Walking around the corner were two people, one tall and one short, with their shoulders hooked in an unusually harmonious manner.I squinted my eyes to see who these two people with familiar silhouettes were, and when I finally saw the weird smiles on their faces, I was startled awake.

It's fine to dream about Loki, what's going on with Mo Niang! !

"Ah!!!" I said why I dreamed that someone was staring at me in the corner just now, "Sheldon! What are you doing standing here in the middle of the night!!"

He turned on the light with a snap, and the black shadow just now showed Sheldon Cooper's real body under the light. If it weren't for the situation, he would call out to the truth, "Monster, show yourself!" The dim light in the bedroom contrasted his pale With a face and a motionless look, I couldn't help touching the baton on the bedside with my right hand, and pinching the cross on my chest with my left hand.Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"I can't sleep." Just when I was about to cry out again, the pseudo-vampire in front of me finally spoke.

? ? ?I feel like I can't get my head around all of a sudden.sleep. .Can't sleep?

It's none of my business if he can't sleep!

"I can't sleep, why did you come here to scare me?"

"Oh, that's right." As if waiting for me to ask this question, Sheldon actually got excited, and sat on the bed as if he was going to have a long talk.God, someone help me, although I have been frightened awake, I still want to sleep.

"First of all, I have never slept in a simple bed before..."

I jumped out of my bed and started hugging the quilt: "I'm going to sleep outside, you sleep on this one."

"No, no, Vivian, you got it wrong." Shelton was at a loss and wanted to stop my movements, "There is no problem with that bed. Although it is a bit low, I didn't expect it to be quite strong made in China, and the lumbar support system is also good." good."

"Then why did you come in and bother me in the middle of the night?"

"I didn't come in to bother you." The man in front of him put on a very aggrieved expression.You'd be a fool to believe him, Vivienne said, "I just came to see if you fell asleep."

I suddenly remembered that the voice in the dream was very similar to Sheldon's voice.

"Well, I called you softly a few times. But that's not the point. The point is that I sleep in the living room, and the temperature and outside sounds are different from my usual environment, which makes me unable to sleep."

"So I'll go to sleep in the living room, and you bring the quilt in by yourself." The one who will fight Sheldon's wits must not be the dizzy me now.

"No, no, I mean, just move the bed in."

! ! ! ! !

I woke up completely frightened and stared at Sheldon from an alien with my eyes wide open.

Don't you know we're in the same room until midnight? !

"Sheldon, I think it's better for me to go out to sleep, it's more convenient."

"I just need to move the whole bed in." The answer was taken for granted.

"but..."

"Vivian, I'm sleepy, I have to go to work tomorrow."

Obviously you woke me up in the middle of the night.

There's no point in talking to him any further - Sheldon sure doesn't understand the difference between sleeping in an apartment and sleeping in a room, and he wouldn't be Sheldon if he could.I figured I must have been so desperate to fall asleep, because I heard myself say, "Okay, go move it yourself."

On the plus side I kept my own bed, didn't I.

Who the hell forced this Ah Q-like mentality!

Born under the red flag, I have never had the habit of sharing a room with my elder brother and younger brother. If it is regarded as a youth hostel, the atmosphere seems too quiet. . . .So in short, I can't sleep. .

"Vivienne." The one lying at the foot of the bed over there was also not asleep.No way, I have already moved once, so it is possible that I really need to give up the bed. . .

"what happened again?"

"Your room is too hot due to lack of ventilation and too much carbon dioxide. Now my heart is beating a little too fast, so I still can't sleep."

No way, this room is always at a constant temperature.But it seems that only this reason can explain my heartbeat too fast.

"You really can't sleep?"

"kindness."

"Then tell me about your childhood, tell me about Texas. I'd love to know what it was like when Sheldon Cooper was a kid."

"Is this a way to help you sleep?"

"...No. But I want to know."

"......All right."

Once upon a time, Sheldon Cooper was also a very cute kid, except sometimes he would stare at you with two huge black eyes, making people feel as if his inner world was being mocked by this angel-like baby with.

"My mother is a Christian, you know, she always wants to influence me, but I told her it was impossible when I was five years old."

"Ms. Cooper must be very angry."

"No, she just said pityingly as usual, God bless you Sheldon." The speaker seemed to curl his lips.

"Howard and Raj say your sister is very, very beautiful. Is it Missy?"

"Hmph, those two. Missy is my twin sister. Mom and Dad say she's their angel, but she's actually a demon. No, she's Magneto from X-Men, and Batman from Batman." clown."

"Haha, how is that possible."

"When we were young, we lived in the same room. She wanted to live alone and asked me to tell my mother that I wanted to share with my elder brother. I refused. Do you know what she said?"

"what?"

"At that time, Mom and Dad were still at work, and she said that she would not cry now, but hold back her strength and wait for Mom and Dad to come back before crying, saying that I bullied him."

"and then."

"I was grounded for three days."

"So miserable?!"

"I don't go out very much. But they took away my books and scratch paper!!" Sheldon was about to jump out of bed.

"Do you have another brother?" On the one hand, this question is to divert Sheldon's anger, and on the other hand, I am really curious about Sheldon's brother who has never shown up.

"Well, little George works in Europe and only comes back once or twice a year, but he never forgets my birthday present, much better than Missy. He's a good guy, but a bit stupid. Like Leonard. "

"Pfft." I really don't know whether Leonard will be happy or rude when he hears this comment, "What about you and Leonard? How did you become friends?"

"My roommate left, I posted the ad, and Leonard came."

"It's also a kind of fate."

"what is that??"

"you do not understand."

"I don't understand anything."

"Don't say that if you have a negative EQ." I heard Sheldon make a very dissatisfied nasal voice, "Would you mind telling me about your father?"

There was a long silence.Just when I thought Sheldon wouldn't, he did.

"He treated me better than my mother. My mother liked Missy more. She only wanted a daughter at that time—I heard their voices." The voice was small, as if it came from an unknown corner outside the room , but it hurt people's hearts.

"Sheldon, your mother is very good to you..."

"But she liked Missy better! Dad liked me, but he died and I was in Germany. Before we left he told me I'd go back early to watch the rugby with him and he'd have beer and chicken nuggets. I actually don't like rugby at all, and drinking and driving."

I don't know how to answer his words, maybe at this time, all I need is to listen.

"He didn't understand me and what I studied, but he was very proud of my IQ. He said Missy was a beautiful girl but she was really a bit stupid." Sheldon laughed like a child, "He Said I was born in the Cooper family 300 years ago, 100 years older than the history of the United States. When I was born, he wanted to make me a football star - this is stupid! You know, Vivienne, Just a rugby star with a lot of girls like Penny. But he said I was great at physics."

"Does he understand physics?"

"... I don't understand. He doesn't even remember the conservation of energy. Uh-huh, you're right, American education is really a shame."

Sheldon talked a lot that night, about Texas, Europe, and Pasadena.I forget when I fell asleep, I just remember hearing "Are you still listening? How rude. Well, good night, Vivian."

You are rude!

Early the next morning, we were woken up by loud knocking on the door.Sleepy-eyed, I tripped over the cot when I climbed out of bed to open the door, and it took me a long time to realize that this black hair belonged to Sheldon.So early, who will knock on the door?

"Leonard, Penny?" Opening the door, it was Papa Lai who was just dumped by my best friend and my best friend Penny outside.Both of them were unkempt, and their faces were flushed with tension.

"Vivian, Sheldon is gone!"

? ? ? ?

"Leonard knocked on my door this morning and said Sheldon had disappeared. We both searched the apartment from top to bottom and couldn't find him! His escape bag and sheets are gone too!! Should we file a police report? ah?!!"

Petunia's words were incoherent, but something could still be heard.No, Sheldon, did you sneak out yesterday while Leonard wasn't looking? ! ! !

"I'm not missing, I just can't stand your singing. Thank you for your concern, Leonard, and Penny!"

°O°

This is the expression of the two at the door when Sheldon came out of the bedroom.

It's over!Even if you jump into the Yellow River, you won't be able to cleanse yourself! !

The author has something to say: Today I read a few of Ian and Mickey's colleagues in "Shameless", which led to the style of writing in this chapter. . . . .Love that couple! !

Today is the little flea's birthday~~