[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

Parents are divorced, what should the children (children) do?

Sheldon, Howard, Raj and me, four of them lined up on the sofa (subway), Leonard sat on the sofa chair that Penny had occupied for a long time, but he didn't show any signs To be happy or joyful.When he threw a set meal with shredded broccoli, homemade soy sauce in a Chinese restaurant, and rice without black rice to Sheldon, the older children with pouty mouths and grievances shook their heads and said "NO" to us Finally, he held back his mouth and did not express his dissatisfaction to his roommate.This also proved from one aspect how bad Leonard's face was at that time.

"Vivienne, what can I say now?" Howard Raj leaned his head after a while of whispering.

"No, bear with it."

"Then how long will it last?"

"After Dad forgot about Mom."

???

"After Leonard found a new girlfriend."

"It's not that I can't speak for the rest of my life!"

Raj's expression was painful - Hey, you can't speak at all!

The meal was so overwhelming for everyone, the four of them stared at each other with eight pairs of glasses, and Sheldon glanced at Leonard from time to time, and quickly looked down at his own body after being caught. The lunch box, and then gave the person who bought the meal a disgusted look.In this way, the cycle is endless.As for the low-pressure center, it seems that the dumpling is eaten happily, but when you look closely, the dumpling has been riddled with holes, but you haven't actually eaten much.

Finally, when Leonard finished eating, we threw the lunch box on the table with a sigh of relief.Shelton held up the basically untouched lunch box and looked at this and that in doubt, then suddenly realized that he also threw the lunch box away and clapped his hands.

"Well, today's diced broccoli with pure white rice is really delicious... um."

Leonard frowns and looks at him over the top of his glasses for a moment, and Sheldon gives away a grin with a bit of an overall cuteness for free.Leonard, who hadn't eaten much, immediately packed up the boxes piled on the table and went out to throw out the trash.

"Ahhhhh, I think the moment we don't want to face has come." After watching Leonard walk out of the room and making sure he couldn't hear us, I quickly straightened my posture and expression , began to announce this sad fact.

"Won't Petunia join us for dinner?" Sheldon pulled out a can of juice and began to drink. "Actually, I would say, it's such a joy. I finally don't have to bear to see her use herself." Greasy dirty hands picking food from Leonard's lunch box, spitting while eating and talking, and not having to listen to her chewing veggies like a cow - that reminds me of Texas!"

"No no! I think what Vivienne said should be about our teaming problem. At work, Raj just said the word 'pe' and didn't even say 'ni', Leonard changed his face."I nodded to Howard to show that he was right.

"Penny also sent a text message this afternoon asking if I wanted to have dinner with her, and I lied to her that I had dinner with the students." The scene where Howard and Raj looked at the screen of the mobile phone together is really full of love, "Leiner De and Penny's breakup is to us like dad and mom divorced, you belong to dad and I belong to mom."

Sheldon's eyes widened, then he looked up and began to think about the implications.

"It's a pity that I won't be able to play with you in the future." I kindly explained the meaning of the last sentence.

"Why?! Are social rules set like this?" Sheldon was shocked again, "You must be kidding me, Vivienne?"

"No, social rules aren't set that way, but Penny and Leonard think so." This time it was Howard's turn to help explain.

"Yes, let's accept this reality! I will miss you!!" Packing up my things, I bid farewell to my "brothers".

"No!" Shelton stopped me who was about to sneak away.

"Sheldon, what are you doing? I have to go back before Petunia is off work, or I'll be annoyed if I run into her!"

"Just because Leonard and Penny broke up, you can't have dinner with us in the future?"

"And watching movies with you, going to comic book stores, and playing games." I counted with my fingers, hey, there are quite a lot of things, "Anyway, as long as Leonard is present, I am not suitable to participate."

Sheldon seemed to be terribly frightened, so it was better to comfort him.

"So you can still accompany me to supermarkets, pottery stores, comic conventions?"

"That's right!"

Close the door and walk to your apartment.

very good!Penny isn't off work yet~

Go through the class to be held tomorrow again, turn on the TV and lie down on the sofa - that's great! "Castle" Hey! !

"Boom, Vivian, Boom, Vivien, Boom, Vivian"

It's already 09:30, and my funny neighbors ran up to me to find me. Is it because there are not enough quilts?

"Sheldon!" What, what's going on here? ?A pile of quilts and pillows almost covered Sheldon's face, and there was a dusty bag wrapped around his hand.Oh, that would have been gray - Sheldon is a clean freak and never stays overnight with dirty laundry on his hands.

"Leonard has been singing, I'm coming to live with you."

!!!

I feel like my brain is completely out of use.

Everyone has some small habits when they are in a bad mood (broken love). Some people like to eat, some people like to run wildly, and some people like to club and drink.These are normal and will not have any effect on those around you.Penny's relationship resolution is very similar to this kind-I mean it will not affect the people around her.My best friend brought a handsome guy into her door on the last day off, and then didn't come out for two whole days, and even the food was delivered by takeaway.

Compared with Penny's way of decompression, Leonard's way of abusing others and himself is much more.This person mainly refers to his roommate Sheldon.In the past few days, Lai's father found out the ipod that had been pressed at the bottom of the box, and he didn't take off the earphones wherever he went.Forget it, the most important thing is that he actually sang!The first time I heard him sing "someonelikeyou" standing on the balcony, I was already lying on the bed and got up to find out which cat was meowing at the door—the card stuck in the air and couldn’t go up or down, as if I had taken it. The sound of a rope dangling from the ceiling, if Adele herself heard it, she would rush up and punch Leonard's face like a pig's liver when she sang high notes.This is simply a kind of blasphemy!

"What's Leonard singing again this time?"

"Can you tell what he's singing?" Sheldon asked me back.

"That's right." The last time I heard "someonelikeyou" was pure luck, "No, no, no, you can't live here! I don't have any spare room!"

"But I can't sleep, my head hurts from Leonard's singing—it's my head!" Shelton replied confidently, and it was impossible to tell that he was standing in my house.

"Shall I give you soundproof earmuffs?"

"I used it!" Ke said with an aggrieved expression, "He even told me to keep a cat at home!!"

Looks like he won't be able to sleep tonight without giving up the couch. . . .

"I don't want to sleep on the sofa."

"what??"

"Not good for the spine, it may affect my brain. I will wake up tomorrow with back pain, and sleep conditions that are so much worse than usual this night will affect my sleep time and sleep quality, which will delay my wake up tomorrow. time, and disrupt my toilet time, breakfast time, brain work time..." I only saw Sheldon's mouth opening and closing, and I couldn't hear what was being said specifically.

"Honey do you know you're asking me to stay and I can always say no?"

"No, you can't. In the boarding list, you are the first in the friend category, and my relatives and friends are all in Texas." Sheldon's confident answer made me inhale and exhale faster, "This is included in our friendship agreement."

"Then can you sleep on a simple bed?" With my current patience, it is definitely no problem to apply for a part-time job as a kindergarten teacher. Vivienne, I am optimistic about you.

"It depends on the quality." It's a pity that Sheldon's answer made me angry every minute, "Has your cot passed the quality certification of the American Chamber of Commerce? I don't really believe in 'made in China'."

Shut up!Sheldon! !

Spread out the quilt that Sheldon brought, and add two more layers of quilt on top.It is estimated that only Princess Pea can pick out such a thickness.The supervisor has been supervising by the side, not speaking, just staring at the bed and quilt with a serious expression.

"Is this okay?" If you have the guts to say "no", try it!

"Uh... alright."

I pretended I didn't hear the reluctant tone.

"Sheldon, have you brought all your toiletries?" The lodger pointed to a gray package next to the sofa that I had neglected, "Why are there so many things?"

"It's the NSA-recommended escape safety bag, and I keep it under my bed all the time." Shelton unzips it to show me what's in the bag: flashlight, batteries, compressed biscuits, and more.To a certain extent, Sheldon is a good helper at home like a robot cat.No, he took out a thing that looked a bit like a large thermometer and started measuring the radiation and noise levels of my house.

"Sheldon, this is the upper floor of the apartment you live in." Recently, he has done a lot of forehead movements.

"I know." Shelton poked around with a small instrument, listening to the movements like a silly monkey, which was cute.wrong!If any monkey had motor cells like his, it would have fallen from the tree long ago.

"Then what are you testing for?"

"The values ​​of each floor and each apartment are different!" Dr. Cooper was finally satisfied, put the instrument in his bag, and announced that he was going to occupy the bathroom.