[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

"No way. I was sick yesterday and asked for a leave of absence from this morning's class. Wouldn't it be a shame to go to school with you?" Looking at Penny who was determined to accompany me to school, I scratched my hair with a headache. .

"Oh yes, I forgot... The main reason is that Sheldon confessed to you yesterday, which made you look so good today!"

Roll your eyes and give it to her.I knew that the nature of this group of people is to gossip, and even Sheldon will not let it go, it is simply crazy.

While chatting with Petunia, the phone rang.Caller ID - "Extremely funny principal".

By the way, because my mobile phone system is set in Chinese, once the principal happened to see my address book and asked which one was him, so I pointed out the "funny principal" to him.He didn't know whether it was transvestism that made his male sixth sense suddenly rise or what, but he could tell at a glance that these four words were by no means a literal translation of his name, but had a deep meaning.I had no choice but to explain to him that this is the meaning of "interesting principal" in Chinese. For this, he expressed his satisfaction and thought that he did not treat me in vain.But at the same time, he suggested whether it is possible to add a word that is more in line with his personality, such as "beautiful" or something.I obediently agreed, and that's why I came up with the current "extremely funny principal" clause.

Ah, Chinese is really broad and profound!

It's far away, answer the phone first.What does the headmaster want from me?

"Hey...."

"Vivian, my dear little bitch~~"

Before I could say "Hello Principal", the sweet and greasy greeting over there completely frightened me silly.Not only was I stupid, but Penny, who was eavesdropping openly beside me, was also stupid.She opened her eyes in a daze, and it was filled with "Who is this strange thing?" I am really embarrassed to tell him that this is the principal of the school you are studying now.

Come on, you're also a [-]th person, and you're a guy, what's the matter with this high school girl joke. . .And we don't know each other that well, okay? . .

"I wanted you to show me by dressing up as the Queen of the Forest, Galadriel, because you had a class today, but I searched the whole school and only saw Professor Duncan who was taking your class. I was so disappointed. Through the phone receiver, I could also see Principal Pelton pouted and twisted his body into a twist, "I'm so sad~ You have to make it up to me!"

"I, I'm really sick, principal..." Lisa Simpson (the daughter in "The Simpsons") was tricked into going to the dance with the funny principal dressed as Bart Simpson last time, I almost didn't have the courage to stand on the podium to face a large group of students.It's enough to do such a shameful thing once.

"When will you bring that very tall, handsome, and sexy scientist boyfriend to school who I can't understand at all about physics?" Our sexuality is a mystery, but there are 90.00 %[-] is the headmaster of Gay laughed shyly on the other end of the phone, which made me feel like my cold and dizzy symptoms worsened again, "Speaking of which, he is still an honorary professor of our school. Although we can't pay salary because of the financial situation ——Vivienne dear, you understand (I don’t understand at all!), but I can give him all my love. Oh, don’t be jealous~”

Speak disgusting and irritable words with a lively voice, the principal of this new skill is Get!Don't you have a deep love for Jeff Wenger? I just saw that I pretended to accidentally jump on someone and took the opportunity to pinch his muscles more than once or twice. It's not good to empathize.

By the way, who is my tall and handsome scientist boyfriend?He is also an honorary professor of our school. . . .Penny, who had just been so frightened by the principal, was instantly revived with full blood, with an expression of "you pretend, you pretend again".

. . . . .

No way!

"Principal, Dr. Sheldon Cooper is not my boyfriend..."

"You can just call me Craig during break time." The headmaster interrupted me again, "I know you guys want to keep a low profile, having such a handsome boyfriend will really make people jealous - Vivian, I hate you, Oh, there seemed to be some noise just now."

"headmaster.."

"uh-huh?"

"Kraig~" I'm really not interested in being your girlfriend, "You called me just to meet Dr. Sheldon Cooper?"

"No, no, I have business with you!"

I dare you to know that you told me a lot of nonsense just now! !

"That's right. Classmate Annie, that's the little Annie who is in your class. She volunteered to lead our school's debate team to participate in the city's community college student debate competition. Such an act of loving the school really makes me, the principal, very pleased." ..."

"And then? What do I need to do?" Without interrupting him, he definitely has the ability to diverge to the drag ball two years later.

"Oh Vivienne, you're so interesting." Doubi Jiao patted the receiver, as if to create the effect of patting me.I feel sad to understand his thoughts, "Little Annie and the others have dealt with it easily in the previous games, but in the finals next week, our opponent is City University—you know, we are old enemies! We must win!! !"

"Uh... does this have anything to do with me?"

"It's like this. This debating team has never had a mentor. The students all hope that you will bring it, which can improve the morale of the whole. Vivian, can you believe it! They actually rejected my request to guide them!! They actually Rejected me, 5555555"

It's all said and done. As a teacher, I really have no reason to refuse the students' reasonable requests, and the principal's whining made me want to drop my phone.

"Well, I have no problem here. Do you need me to contact Annie and the others to arrange a meeting time?"

"Actually, they had their first meeting before the game at five o'clock this afternoon~" The teaser pretending to cry turned sunny in a second.

What more can I say. . .

As a result, Penny got her wish.After lunch, the two of us went straight to the school, she went to the history class, and I went to the office to prepare for the next week's class.When passing the self-study classroom, a warm call stopped me from walking fast.

"Teacher Vivian!"

Annie rushed out of the door excitedly and stopped me.

"Teacher, aren't you sick? I heard from the class last weekend that Professor Duncan taught this morning, so I played the video of the whole class. I didn't say more than five sentences, and I was drunk!"

"What? They treated my class like this!" Seeing Annie staring at me with wide eyes, I coughed twice, pretending to be calm, in order to achieve the effect that the person who shouted angrily just now was not me, "The principal asked me to be the debater The instructor of the team came to your pre-match meeting. Why is your Spanish team still in school today? Are you going to make up lessons?"

"Really? Great!" Annie jumped up excitedly, and pulled me into the study room to sit down.There is a large table inside, and all the study group members are sitting together.

"We're here to make a display board for next week's history class."The people in the study group already knew me very well, and the black mother Shirley even brought out homemade cookies for me to eat.Well, the handmade taste is really great, but as a citizen of the Chinese dynasty, I always feel that something is missing when I eat snacks without additives. . .

Shirley looked at me expectantly, she didn't know if it was my delusion or something, but she always felt that if I said something normal, she would kill me in minutes. .I quickly responded with a "wonderful, delicious" smile, and she turned her face to the expressionless Abuti with satisfaction.From Jeff Wenger's expression, I can imagine how flattering I was just now, and how exaggerated my acting skills are.

"Hey, who is this girl?" The grandfather Pierce Hawthorne, who had been dozing across the way just now, seemed to be waking up from a dream. "Is she a new member of the group? In addition to blacks and Jews, we now have Asians." people?!"

The faces of Annie, Shirley, and Troy all turned green, and I laughed out of anger.

"Ms. Vivian, don't be angry. We all think that Pierce is not normal here." Annie pointed to her head and said to me in a low voice, while everyone else nodded aside.Hawthorne fell asleep again as if nothing happened.

"No, I'm not angry." I heard myself gnashing my teeth, "His existence has proved the double failure of American family and school education for nearly a century. As an Asian, I should be happy!"

I think every kindness of the Spanish learning group is not easy, and Hawthorne has not been strangled until now, which proves that they have a virtue worth learning-respecting the old and loving the young! !

"Annie, why do you still invite me to be the instructor of your debate team? Wouldn't it be better to let Wenger take you?" My words made Wenger, who was looking down at his mobile phone, stunned for a moment—it turned out that he was looking at his mobile phone in class. It's because I'm bad in class but he's always like that too!A big stone was finally put down, "Aren't you a lawyer, leading a debate team is a child's play."

"That's with a normal person!" Jeff Wenger took a piece of cookie and took a hard bite, "The one at City University is not a normal person at all, you don't even know what he's talking about when you talk to him, how can you argue? !"

"That's right!" Annie also took up the conversation, "He is the kind of person who is very charismatic. The judges think he is great, but we are very popular when we see him."

"Yeah, even though he's an opponent, I still think he's very attractive." Brita and Shirley, with their arms crossed, showed us what it means to be immoral.

"Fuck, it's like speaking Martian language, and I hate it!" Wenger glared at them and shook his head helplessly.

A charismatic non-normal who speaks Martian. . . . . . .

"I can find someone to let you train your soldiers."