[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

"So, you invited me to your school to talk about physics, the world and life to a few of your students?" Shelton on the other end of the phone repeated what I just said.

"That's right, I just want you to come and guide a few students in my class." I continued to smile obsequiously as I spat on my dog ​​legs.Fortunately, I chose to go back to the office and make a phone call instead of being in front of the study group, otherwise, where would I put my old face in the future.

"Hum, haven't you always asked Howard to help you with teaching courseware, assuming your class is also called teaching" Hey, how did he know about this, "Why didn't you ask him, why did you ask me, anyway, you two The cultural level is about the same."

Are you kidding me Sheldon Cooper. . .No, why are you acting like a baby to me? . . . . .

"That's because you are the wisest and smartest person I know, and you also have a lot of research on the true meaning of the world. I have always regarded you as my goal in life!" For this super-aged child with high IQ , smooth hair touch is king!

In fact, when I first came, or when I first came to the United States, I thought it was quite strange-Sheldon kept showing off his PhD and ScD titles to me. ScD (Doctor of Science) I understand very well, after all, Leonard also got it, right? But PhD (Doctor of Philosophy) I am a little puzzled, I dare to say that Dr. Cooper is still interested in philosophy, he is not always interested in humanities and social sciences Sneering?It was only later that I realized that PhD is a doctoral title that can be awarded in all majors.The so-called Doctor of Philosophy means that the owner has a considerable understanding of the theory, content and development of the field of knowledge, can conduct research independently, and has made achievements in the academic circle in this field, and the understanding of professional knowledge has reached the level of philosophy. the height of.As such, it can basically be awarded to PhD graduates in any discipline.

The marketing strategy of American education is really good, and it is also a buy one get one free for doctoral students!

"Vivienne, I think you know me quite well." Sheldon's voice sounded happy, "But no, I just bought the Blu-ray of "Star Wars", and now it is more attractive to me than I am. Come to a community college and interact with gorillas.”

I hate the word "but"!

"Don't call my student a gorilla!" Although many students refused to believe that Jack London was an American last time, some people said that Dickens' "David Copperfield" was about the hero who turned the Statue of Liberty into a gorilla. No magician's story.This story tells us that this classmate not only did not learn literature and history well, but even mathematics was taught by a physical education teacher, "Sheldon, is this how you treat friends' requests?"

There was a "bang bang" sound on the other end of the phone, as if Sheldon, who was holding the phone, stood up in a hurry, accidentally scattered the sofa cushions, and lifted his feet to the coffee table.

"You, are you applying to me to use the "request" clause in the "Friendship Agreement"?"

What the hell is that?

"Yes!" I heard my firm voice.

"Okay..." This time it was Sheldon's dejected voice.

"I like you the most! I'll come pick you up right away~"

"Oh, of course you have to like me the most!"

I deeply felt how wise my decision was to take Sheldon, who was chattering all the way, to school!If the debate team can handle him, they will be invincible across the entire universe. I'm afraid that City University will be a jerk. No matter how fierce their leader is, it's just a human being. How can our alien training partner be so impressive!

Let’s talk about the debate team, because only three players are required to play, so there are only three main players and one substitute who come to the meeting.It is said that the substitute was also an official player when he played in the preliminaries, but after seeing the "Jeff Wenger with iron teeth and steel teeth", he was crying bitterly in seconds and took the initiative to give up his position.Seeing me walking in with Sheldon, everyone who was discussing tactics froze for a moment.

"Teacher Vivienne" Annie was the first to respond again. Young people are different, "Did you bring your boyfriend to cheer us up? Wow, it's so sweet."

Boy, I think your sentence is ambiguous, and why did you look at Sheldon when you said "so sweet"?He didn't come here voluntarily, okay?

"Annie, I've said it many times, he's not my boyfriend." Holding my forehead is now one of my most frequent movements.Anne pursed her lips cutely, and then pinched two fingers on her lips to tighten the zipper.I think you are really thinking too much.

"Oh, of course I'm not hers, please forgive me for doing this, boyfriend" When talking about boyfriend, Sheldon made a V with both hands and bent back twice, "Our relationship is more meaningful Rational, scientific and rigorous, but more solid and enduring."

O__O"...

You really don't know that normal people's understanding of your explanation is that we are already married? ? ! !

Before beating the debate team, I was the first to be knocked out by Sheldon.

"Heh, heh. Dr. Cooper is joking, please don't take it seriously." I laughed dryly, and I patted the head of the nearest friend, Anne, to make everyone close their O-shaped mouths.I can already imagine the scene where the headmaster in a white wedding dress came to ask me why I didn't ask him to be a bridesmaid when I got married, and his weak heart was hit hard because I didn't value friendship.

"Vivian, you always call me Sheldon!"

Sheldon Cooper, shut up! !

"Please invite Cooper today..." Sheldon's eyes like an abandoned puppy instantly poked my cute spot, "Sheldon, let's discuss with you the topic of the inherent goodness of human nature, which is also what we did in the finals. The topic of the lieutenant general's confrontation with his opponent. I won't say anything else, the competition is coming soon, so it's useless for me to talk nonsense here. Let's just treat Sheldon as the opponent in the final and conduct simulation exercises."

I haven't finished speaking yet.Sheldon jumped out again.

"You only said that you asked me to give them guidance, but you didn't say that you were here to simulate a debate!" The voice of the over-age child sounded dissatisfied.

"No, no, no, I also used a word called 'communication'. To you, this word has almost the same meaning as debate." If Leonard and the others were here, they would definitely highly affirm my words!

"Actually, this is easy to understand. I have a higher IQ than you combined but I still sit here peacefully 'communicating' with you instead of ruling you. This is entirely because I am also a human being, although I am very frustrated about this It is the characteristics of human beings that did not allow me to transform you into my weapons for attacking the universe according to your characteristics, so the view that human nature is inherently good is correct.”

Jeff Wenger must not have taken over many agents before, otherwise he would not show such an honor that his jaw is almost out of reach.Let me once again lament my wisdom—no matter how strong the City University player is, it would be impossible to create an opening that silenced the audience, but the foreign aid I found made it all come true.

The debaters present, headed by Anne, turned their begging gazes on Jeff Wenger. It seemed that only he could resist and fight back against Sheldon's verbal atomic bomb.

"Uh..." Wenger spoke with difficulty under the heavy trust of the three people, "Your, uh, the idea of ​​'attacking the universe' is inherently evil." Your suppressed desire for it with the reason of human nature proves itself the evil of human nature. "

Well, even he himself felt that this counterattack was weak.

"No no no" Sheldon pointed his head, which is smarter than all of us combined, "this is not an idea, this is my mission, and I have never suppressed the desire for it, because I have no idea. No desire."

Sheldon once again showed his unpredictability and invincibility!

I once saw a joke saying that Hollywood filmed "The Avengers" and brought together superheroes such as the Hulk and Iron Man to create a drama. Can the TV series include Sheldon and Jumbo? , Dr. House, and Carl Letterman (the protagonist of "LietoMe") got together and let them have a verbal battle.I think this idea is simply against the sky. If they really get together, it will really be sparks hitting the earth.Given that the other three actors in the above-mentioned series are all British ("LietoMe" also starred in the UK), to a certain extent, Dr. Sheldon Cooper is already the pinnacle of "venomous tongue" in American TV series.

So Jeff Wenger, as a member of the bench lineup of the American TV series Poison Tongue List, you should be honored to have the opportunity to practice with the main selection.

I am definitely not gloating, please look at my sincere and pure eyes.

"So you think there are so many masterminds of school shootings in the United States every day, and they do such crazy things are completely influenced by the day after tomorrow?" It seems that they really let go because they realize that they can't beat Sheldon. Look Little Annie now looks confident and aggressive.aha!look what i foundDid Wenger look at her with admiration and admiration?Feeling the interest in my eyes, he hurriedly picked up his phone and started pretending that he was texting.has a problem!There is a situation! !

Compared to the fighting state of the debaters, Sheldon seemed to have walked into this room accidentally.

"Of course what they do has nothing to do with innate goodness and evil, they just feel that their IQ cannot be compared with the top people on campus." The speaker nodded his head with his fingers, indicating that the top IQ is here, "If They are superior to most people's minds, and they would not solve problems in such a stupid way. So, this is just a kind of inferiority in IQ."

Annie, who was still like a little cock in a battle just now, suddenly deflated.

"You see, you all hate me because of the gap in IQ, but you still didn't think of using violence to treat me. This also proves that human nature is kind."

How do you know they don't want to beat you, Sheldon?

"So we can win the competition as long as we prove that we unconsciously want to hurt the opponent's debater?" Annie suddenly stood up excitedly, and Jeff Wenger also had an epiphany on his face, "Dr. Cooper! Your The guidance was amazing! Thank you so much!!"

Wait girl, what did he teach you?

The author has something to say: Thank you very much for your support of this article! Sev your long list of parts is already making me cry!Xiaobailong, Mo Taozhuo, your mines are really expensive! !And everyone who commented below, thank you very much!