[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

"Then, where am I in line?" The big-tongued version of Penny left her drunken best friend and stunned boyfriend and wobbled to a stand in front of Sheldon, "You, stop shaking in front of me. !I am dizzy!"

"I didn't shake it, you alcoholic! Or in my mother's words, people who drink alcohol are people who deal with the devil!!" Sheldon held his nose and took a step back in disgust, "I decided to lower your ranking One. Now you are ranked behind Vivienne Chow, Marie Curie, MG Meyer, Beverly Hofstadter, Wu Jianxiong, Lisa Randall. Although I have no idea about Randall's fifth space theory Skeptical, but putting her in this position shows my respect for contemporary female theoretical physicists."

I quickly Googled the names of people I had never heard of except for Madame Curie, and found that they were all physicists.

Bernadette looked at me with a very obvious smile, seeing that I ignored her, she ran up to me lightly and quickly, and whispered to me: "The number one female friend ranking~ I also said that you and Sheldon is not a couple~"

Howard hadn't told her about Sheldon's superhuman hearing. . .This is the end. .

"You repeated the established fact that Vivienne ranked first in my female friend list just now, and you put forward the assumption that we are together before. Hmm, interesting.. Suppose you said that Unclean saliva transmission and other behavior-based relationships between men and women, then I would like to say that I think this itself is unnecessary, but we are also willing to go out to eat together, buy something, watch a movie or something; if you It means literally being together, yes, we have been together!"

"Oh my god, Vivienne, when did you start dating Sheldon?!" Leonard seemed to have seen the sun come out from the west, and his whole body was filled with the aura of turned serfs singing, as if there was no Sheldon. Dayton's day is ahead.

When did I start dating Sheldon?

I go!I didn't even know when I became friends with Sheldon! !

"Listen to Sheldon's nonsense!"

"My above remarks are all based on facts." Shelton yawned, and unceremoniously issued the order to evict the guest, "Hey, can you leave here? It's time for me to sleep. If I don't sleep now, tomorrow's Waking up is later, and toilet time is likely to be delayed until work time — it’s unbearable.”

"Leonard, do you need me to help you take Dr. Hofstadter back to the hotel?" Bernadette finally let me go after being dumbfounded.

"No need, I can deliver it myself." Leonard tried to lift his mother up with his small arms, but one of them couldn't stand still and was pressed on the sofa, grinning in pain.Finally, with Bernadette's help, he stumbled himself and his mother out the door.I also hurriedly pulled Penny, who was dozing off with the TV in her arms, and followed them out the door.

"Vivienne, close the door, please. Good night?"

Now the gossip in the eyes of Bernadette and Leonard has spread to the whole face.

I coaxed Penny, who was clamoring to continue drinking with Beverly, to the bed and settled down. I wiped the cold sweat from my brow and returned to my apartment.As soon as I entered the door, I threw myself on the sofa and completely buried my body in the cushions and pillows—my God, my heart was beating so fast just now. "We've been together", Sheldon, if you have a negative EQ, don't talk nonsense, what do you mean I won't be able to sleep tonight!

I feel my face getting hotter and hotter. I think it must be because of the long time in the bar at night.Although I didn't drink a drop of alcohol.

The next morning I was woken up by a knock on the door.

"Hey, Vivienne, I heard that Sheldon confessed to you last night!" Behind the door was Petunia, who was completely out of the shadow of a hangover and only had a face excited by gossip, "If I had known I wouldn't drink last night, I don't remember it at all."

Oh no!Petunia, you are so annoying right now! 1

"Leonard and Sheldon sent Beverly to the airport. She has a speech in the east tomorrow." Someone who just drank unconsciously sat on the sofa at my house last night and took it spontaneously. glasses filled with wine.Sister, it's only nine o'clock in the morning, okay?

"What the hell did Sheldon say last night!" After making a brief opening with Lai's mother's whereabouts, Petunia turned the topic back to gossip.Gossip about me.

"It is estimated that female physicists either live too far away from him or are born too far away from him. I will take him shopping and shopping in comic shops, and I will become his first friend." I said Pretending to answer casually, he sat cross-legged on the sofa, "Last night you asked Sheldon emotionally where you were ranked."

"Nonsense, of course you have to ask!" Penny waved her wine glass twice, "If it weren't for me, Leonard would have quarreled with him and broke up! He actually only ranked me seventh! I won't help you next time." He got the mail."

"Not bad, his mother hasn't made the list yet."

"Don't you know? Sheldon also has a list of the best relatives, his mother is ranked third, and the first is the squirrel raised by one of his nerdy cousins."

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Wonder if Mrs. Cooper is praying to God for her ranking.

"If it wasn't because he was Sheldon, I would really have thought that something happened between you two. Hey, what a pity, that Asian professor is really good for you." After a period of silence, Penny suddenly came One sentence.

"Joseph?" When I mentioned this name, my heart suddenly skipped a beat.Obviously it happened two days ago, but because of excessive use of reason to deride Asians, that request seems to have passed for a long time.But as long as I think about it, I still have some emotions and sighs in my heart.

"Do you regret it?" Penny turned to face me, the genuine concern in her eyes made me very warm.

"Do not."

We both looked at each other and smiled.

"Do you have something to do today? Do you want to drink some tea and take a rest?" These two days have made me physically and mentally exhausted, and I really need a complete relaxation.

"No, I have class this afternoon." Petunia frowned, and it seemed that the suggestion of taking a break was very favorable to her.

"Don't even think about skipping class! Obediently learn American history for me!"

"Shit, that thing makes my head dizzy!"

Petunia, 200 years of American history will give you a headache. If you were given 5000 years in the book, wouldn't you jump off the Empire State Building? . .

"No, I can't watch you stay at home and enjoy yourself!" Penny looked at me with an expression that couldn't take advantage of you, "You have to go to school with me!"

"I asked for leave for this morning's class! Wouldn't it be embarrassing to be seen by the substitute teacher!!" I yelled loudly.Miss, please let me go.

"It doesn't matter, I want you to go!"

Considering that our school has always had no strict requirements for teachers, even the reason of "the weather is too good to come to class" can be the reason for teachers to ask for leave. I am already very disciplined.The weather is too good not to come. . .Did you think you were a vampire in The Twilight Saga? . . .I don't think the Department of Biology would mind using you as teaching subjects. After all, they have been dissecting a dead pig for more than ten years.