[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

"Do you think Miri is Leonard's relative or pet?" Howard asked in a low voice.At this time, the male Dr. Hofstadter was sitting on the chair panting heavily, and seemed to hold back tears, while his mother calmly took a sip of her drink, turned her head and exchanged the latest news with her close friend Dr. Cooper. Research results.

"Howard!" Bernadette patted the back of her boyfriend's hand reproachfully, as if complaining that he had made an inappropriate joke. "I guess it's his cousins, the kind he used to play with all the time when he was a kid."

After today's dinner, I deeply realized why Howard and his girlfriend got along so smoothly-the two people are so perfect!No matter the appearance or the heart.

"I guess it's a pet." I couldn't help but joined the guessing session here - Penny was comforting the sulking Leonard, Sheldon and their discussion were too high-level, and I was actually a little scared of Hofstadter German (female) doctor.Howard and the couple are really cute, and Bernadette has been showing me a good smile; Raj, who drank alcohol, although his wretchedness index has doubled, but the classic quotations have also increased.

"No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no" Raj shook his head like a magic wand, "Miri must be his first love."

"What?!" The three of us exclaimed in unison, causing the four over there to look this way strangely.He hurriedly squeezed out a smiling face to indicate that there was nothing wrong here, and when he turned his head, Howard Bernadette and Raj also showed the same smiling faces.

"Miri sounds like a male, how could she be Leonard's first girlfriend?!" Howard yelled at Raj in a low voice as if he couldn't bear it.Yes, Leonard is obviously straight and straight.

"Many of you Americans can't tell the difference between male and female names," said the old god Raj, "My dear Sandra Bullock's name in "Gravity" is Ryan. Do you think Ryan's reason is less masculine than Miri's?"

That being said, it doesn't seem unreasonable.

"Hey, Leonard, we are sorry that Miri passed away." Howard decided to find the answer directly from the mouth of the person Leonard, "You must miss the time you used to have?"

Leonard smiled at us weakly. It seemed that the amount of information brought by his mother was a bit too much: "In the past, Miri and I liked to go to the park in front of our house. We went all morning. There are no brain waves, no electromagnetic films, There are no talented siblings, just playing and basking in the sun."

"O" Penny hugged his shoulder distressedly, and Dr. Hofstadter (female) and Dr. Cooper smiled disdainfully.

The few of us looked at each other in blank dismay - we still don't know Miri's species. . .

"Leonard, we want to know if Miri is your brother or pet or first love." The drunken version of Raj asked boldly, without any scruples about the feelings of the person concerned, "She must be a very beautiful woman. girl?"

"You guys are so rude!" Leonard bounced as if violated.

"Miri is Leonard's pet dog. His father didn't know where he brought it. Leonard ate and slept with it since he was a child. I once wondered if he died because of emotional dissatisfaction in human society. In love with a dog." Lai's mother turned her head to Sheldon, "I wrote a paper, you can read it. It's worth reading."

A meal was spent in such a depressing and joyful atmosphere.It was supposed to be Leonard who sent his mother back to the hotel, but we were all worried that a unilateral quarrel would cause a car accident on the road and lead to the accident of the two doctors, so this arduous task was handed over to Penny.Sheldon really wanted to go, but Leonard grabbed his ears and dragged him away. He also yelled all the way to lower the friendship level of the first friend, saying that he would bring Howard up, which scared the Jews to kneel on the spot.Petunia felt that she would not be able to hold on to her mother-in-law one-on-one, so she dragged me and Bernadette to life and death.There was no way, the two of us had no choice but to bid farewell to the large army and run towards the unknown front.

"I heard from Sheldon that you and Leonard are in a relationship?" Dr. Hofstadter almost sent Penny bumping against the wall as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Um, yes." In front of the real queen, Petunia's voice was as low as a mosquito's.Bernadette and I huddled quietly in the back seat and pretended to be wallflowers.

"Uh-huh." Like the evil mother-in-law in all TV dramas about the entanglement of rich families represented by China, South Korea, and Thailand, Dr. Hofstede made a noble and glamorous nasal voice, and Penny grabbed the steering wheel The veins in his hands burst open.

"There's a bar next to here, why don't we stop by and have a drink." Penny's kingly way is to get drunk and relieve all worries!No matter how upset you are, just have a drink! !

"But I don't know how to drink." The mother-in-law replied expectantly and anxiously.

"I'm here." Petunia said.The drinking master answered confidently.He didn't take into account the two people behind the car seat and their inner feelings!

Two glasses of wine, Dr. Hofstadter, oh no, it's Beverly, she insists we call her that.

"Beverly!" Petunia patted the back of her future mother-in-law boldly, and the hand strength trained in the southern farm almost knocked the scientist down on the table, "Why are you not happy that I am in a relationship with your son?"

"Which son?" Lai's mother thought for a while, rolling her eyes, and then asked.

"Just, stay at the one opposite to me!"

"Oh, you're talking about Leonard!" Beverly suddenly realized, "I knew he was after you, and I knew you were together, but he didn't tell me!"

"He, why didn't he tell you about our relationship!" The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law clinked glasses, and then poured the whole glass of wine into their mouths.Penny also taught that there is a term for this action called a mouthful.

"Probably because you're a lowly waiter." Beverly took another sip and smacked her lips, "I also divorced his father because he hooked up with a waitress. Genetics is really powerful."

This bombshell woke up Petunia a bit.Mama Lai stared at a bartender at the bar.

"I'm going to ask him to buy me a drink, and then put the money in the pocket of his jeans." She brushed away her tightly tied straight brown hair, and then moved towards the prey with three steps direction.

"Come on! Take him down!!" Behind her, Penny waved her flag and shouted happily.

"What should we do now?" Seeing that the two people over there were enjoying themselves and had nothing to do with anyone else, I couldn't help asking Bernadette who was sitting next to me.

"I don't know either. How about we order something to eat? The atmosphere at dinner today is so strange that I didn't eat anything." Howard's girlfriend's voice was sweet and crisp, like a little lark.

Around a table of hamburgers, fries and fruit platters, we chatted while staring at Penny and Mama Lai.

"Hua Zai said that you are often with them, and I didn't know you very well before." Bernadette gnawed on the burger like a little squirrel, and did not forget to give her eyes while talking.

"Well, I moved here from San Francisco a year ago, and I don't have many friends, so I have been following them. I heard that you are studying for a Ph.D. in biology. Are you planning to stay in school and become a teacher in the future?"

"No, no, no, I've already found a good job." Bernadette shook her head vigorously, "The school's salary is only so little, and only fools teach in the school."

Uh, girl, it seems that me, your boyfriend, and your boyfriend's good friends are all teaching in the school. . . .Your attack surface is a bit big.

As if realizing that what she just said had increased her hatred, the little girl hurriedly explained: "I, I didn't mean that. I, I just said that my professional direction is more suitable for working outside. I didn't mean that! "

As she spoke, she carefully observed my face, and she slowly felt relieved when she saw that my expression was normal.This Bernadette is unexpectedly cute!

"It's okay, it's okay." I can't bear this level of attack, I was already driven crazy by Sheldon.

"To be honest, Bernadette, from a friend's point of view. Some girls may think that Howard is not a handsome guy or a good man in the traditional sense, but in fact he is very pure in heart and treats people very well." Howard, for the sake of your marriage, I even said such disgusting things, you have to fight me up!

"No, I think Hua Tsai is very cute and funny, although I often can't understand his jokes." Bernadette smiled every day, which made me want to kill Howard.I go!Why are you so lucky! !

"By the way, Penny hangs out with them all the time because she's a couple with Leonard. What about you? Are you a couple with Sheldon?"

. . . . . . .

Bernadette, it's time for your glasses to be changed. . . . .

After finally explaining that I was just hanging out with the boys.Over there, Mama Lai's strike-up failed.Under Petunia's comfort, she was drinking wine depressedly, her cheeks were so red that they were about to bleed.

"Fuck!" Dr. Hofstadter swears unbearably, "I pay the most!"

Petunia grabbed her hand: "Don't be afraid, we're going to find your son! Sheldon is also here! Didn't you kiss last time? Go find him!"

The two wobbly people walked towards the door hand in hand.Bernadette and I hurried to follow.

It looks like there is a rhythm of a big show.

"Leonard, come out, your mother is here!" Before climbing up the stairs, Penny started to shout, "Tell me, do you look down on me as a waiter!!"

Leonard hurried over to help us put the two drunks on the sofa, and the next second they both stood up again!

"Leonard, do you look down on my friend Penny as a humble waiter?!" Lai's mother followed Penny and questioned Leonard.At this time, Sheldon came out of the house, picked up his computer and prepared to go back to the house.

"Thank you, Sheldon, tell me, do you want to stay with me?"

Following Dr. Hofstede's (female) earth-shattering question, even Petunia fell silent.

Sheldon stared at her carefully for a while, then oh, as if he finally understood the question.

"I interpret your question as saying that you want to be number one on my female friend list, but no, you are number four, and Vivienne is number one."

What, what, what? ? ! !

"Oh, a community college literature lecturer." Lai's mother gave me a look. "That's better than a waiter."

After speaking, she fell on the sofa and fell asleep.