[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

"Sheldon, did you eat something wrong this morning?"

My highly intelligent neighbor downstairs is now standing at my door with arms outstretched in a hug-waiting pose, staring at me through a flu mask.With such an expression of looking at death like home, coupled with such a normal movement of putting others on him, I think either I am confused or the world is fantasy.

This is Sheldon Cooper!The cleanliness turtle is afraid of getting sick. The most important thing is Sheldon Cooper, who has to use up half a bottle of hand sanitizer after shaking hands! !

"Huh, social research says so. I'm following the latest scientific research. Science is always the best solution, unlike literature and economics, which are completely useless!"

That's right.This is Sheldon.

After I politely but firmly declined the "practice results based on the latest research to ease inner feelings," Dr. Cooper had a "whatever" look on his face.In fact, it is rare to travel through once, and I am a little excited to be hugged by Xie Erqiu.And I'm embarrassed to say that just now Sheldon's serious and caring performance still made my little heart skip a beat.But if he really hugged him, with his extremely weak immunity due to over-isolation from pathogens, his thin body and the effect of the original drama that he can feel all the time, there is a high probability that he will eventually get sick, and the unlucky ones will still be there. not me!How could those three bad friends be reliable, they would definitely slip away with oil on their soles.

So, even though it hurts, hugging or something is fine.

"Oh, by the way, there is one more thing I want to tell you." Sheldon, who had already reached the stairs, made a beautiful 360° turn as if he had suddenly thought of something, but because of the coordination ability of the wrath of man and god, he couldn't stand still After shaking for a while, I almost fell to the ground—after wearing a mask for a long time, it is easy to suffer from hypoxia, "Dr. Beverly Hofstadter, Leonard's mother, of course, this is the most failed work in her life, 45:[-] p.m. flight to Pasadena."

Speaking of which, even through a mask, I can still see Sheldon's sunny face with a smile.

"It's really fun to have a friend as a guest." After speaking, he bounced downstairs and went home.

(⊙o⊙). . .

In the science team, Leonard should be the most normal one, except that he is a little short (in fact, only Sheldon is the tallest among the four), a little emotional (not as good as Raj), and sticky. Apart from being a bit human (especially to Petunia), Papa Lai is really a nice person, as long as he doesn't pout his mouth, that sausage mouth is really a bit. . . .But anyone who has watched TV knows that Leonard's mother is a complete replica of Sheldon, and they are like the real mother and son.By the way, Penny secretly told me that Sheldon's first kiss was dedicated to this one.Tsk tsk tsk, Sheldon is mighty!

Forget it, this pizza is completely uneatable, let's go downstairs to see how Dr. Hofstadter's reception is doing.

"Why didn't you tell your mother about our relationship!" I heard Petunia's voice before I walked down the stairs, and the sound wave made me take two steps back.When I opened the door, Leonard who was huddled in the corner was knocked sideways by me and sat on the ground directly.Before I could apologize and help him up, the chain gun that accompanied you came over.

"Vivienne, Leonard didn't tell his mother that I was his girlfriend! Shelton said he thought I was ashamed and he didn't object!!" At this point, Penny's voice was a little crying, It sounded extremely aggrieved, "I'm obviously so cute, so likable."

Sheldon, Sheldon, it's okay for you to be cheap, but you actually did something so unafraid of getting kicked, don't you know that tearing up a couple is bad for your character!

By the way, Sheldon really doesn't know.

"No, no." Poor little Leonard couldn't even lift his head under the pressure of Queen Petunia.

"Then why didn't you tell your mother?!"

"Well, uh..." Leonard wanted to say something, but he still couldn't say it.

"You're the one chasing me!" Penny slapped the sofa, and Leonard's legs were so frightened that he almost didn't kneel down.

Sheldon, what a crime you are. . .

Compared with the embarrassment and quarrels between the visitor's own son and the prospective daughter-in-law, Shelton became the happiest one in the room.

"Dr. Hofstede is coming, Leonard, you must be very happy~" Coupled with ;D's expression, Sheldon's current performance is called which pot is not opened and which pot is to be lifted.

Leonard gave Sheldon a look over the top rim of his glasses with a look on his face that said, "Do you think I look happy?"

"Leonard, how long has it been since you and your mother?" Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, I quickly changed the subject.

"I feel like it's only been three days, Sheldon said it's been half a year."

"It's 107 days!" The humanoid computer was obviously not happy about this imprecise data, "We should go to the airport, Dr. Hofstadter is coming soon."

Sheldon, your own mother never saw you being so active!Besides, your own son is sitting next to you.

I heard that when Leonard's mother came last time, she focused on analyzing Howard and Raj's feelings for each other as same-sex friends because of their morbid psychology towards women. Howard decided to take his girlfriend Bernadette out for a walk, based on the facts It is not a rumor that he is bent back.But I always feel that such a deliberate arrangement is not only suspected of deception, but more importantly, it will accidentally injure innocent people.But Howard insists on this, and I can only watch him go further and further on the road to death.

Because there were a lot of people, the living room of the apartment was a bit small, and Sheldon insisted that the tall Professor Hofstede needed a formal welcome, so the dinner that day was held in a well-known restaurant.

Speaking of which, Leonard's mother feels very similar to Sheldon, except that she has a good image and temperament, and she speaks when she speaks. . .This can't help but remind me of how a friend felt after watching "The Big Bang Theory"--I was so stupid after reading.I think this sentence is suitable for the mutual encouragement of the mother and child.

"Mom, this is our new neighbor, Vivienne Zhou." Seeing me staring at my mother, Leonard, who was sulking the whole time, took a deep breath and introduced with a smile.

"I know, Sheldon told me." It's a pity that the son's face collapsed as soon as Mommy spoke.I made a mistake just now, Sheldon, not only is it immoral to dismantle a couple, but it is even more disrespectful to dismantle a mother and child, "Graduate from the Department of Literature. Uh-huh."

The huh-hum made my hairs stand on end.As soon as I think of the nature of this person's work, his personality, and the psychological analysis of talking about crying Penny in the past 1 minute.I straightened my back and kept building myself mentally.

Don't be afraid, Vivian, it's impossible for her to see that you are time-traveled!

"There has always been a rumor in the field of psychology that the way of thinking of people who study literature is different from that of other disciplines, and their emotional state is also relatively out of control. Especially after marriage, many people find that their spouse and ideal type have There is a big discrepancy." The doctor glanced at me, and this movement of looking down from the top edge of the glasses was the same as that of her own son.

"Ah!!" After she said that, I was so worried that I would find someone unreliable in the future.

Here I am still doubting the future direction of mate selection, while Howard can't sit still over there.His declaration is that you can doubt my character, but not my sexuality!

"Hey, Dr. Hofstadter. Introducing my girlfriend, Bernadette."

The little beauty who didn't know much about the situation smiled shyly at Leonard's mother, but that person kept staring at Howard, so naked that even I could see it.It's just three words - why bother?

"Do you know that such evasion and negation is a secondary injury to your same-sex partner and a disrespect to this girl who obviously has no vision?" Lai's mother's tone was quite calm, and even Howard, who had been hit hard, was about to collapse I can't get up on the ground.Poor Bernadette. . .I really can't bear to see her expression now.

She is actually laughing!

Well, what's the matter with girls who like Howard.

"Sheldon, thank you for annotating my paper on quantum mechanics to explain brain movement." The female Dr. Hofstadter inserted a piece of shrimp into her mouth, with an expression as if she was calculating the piece. Shrimp are the same weight.Could not be more serious.

"I'll go!" Leonard finally couldn't hold back his anger, "I'm a physicist too!"

"But Sheldon and I agree that only theoretical physicists really understand quantum mechanics."

"Sheldon Sheldon Sheldon! Sheldon is your own son!! You haven't even asked me how are you since getting in the car!" Penny patted Howard on the back awkwardly, thinking Let him calm down.Sheldon was very calm, looking at this and that, without being disturbed by the scene environment at all.

"Since it's what you want, fine." Lai's mother put down the fork in her hand, "How are you?"

This question stunned Leonard, who was still panting heavily: "I'm fine. How about you?"

"Well, this is an interesting question." Lai's mother looked up at the ceiling, and really began to think about it, "By the way, your father and I are divorced."

"Hmm," Bernadette let out a lovely exclamation.At first glance, it seems that there are not enough strange things in normal contact, and the psychological endurance is too poor.Lack of practice!

"What?!" Leonard was completely stunned, "When did it happen?!"

"Sheldon, when did I get divorced?" The doctor wiped the corner of his mouth.

"November 9."

"Oh yes, just a week after Miri's death."

"What, Miri is dead?!" Leonard's voice suddenly raised a tone.

Now even Bernadette knew something was up!