[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

Sheldon was saddened to hear that the upstairs neighbor was moving out.

This is certainly not because Sheldon has a very sincere relationship with his neighbors.In fact, once the guy upstairs was chatting with the postman, pointing to Sheldon and Leonard's mailbox and mocking "that freak who looks like a big praying mantis", just happened to be caught by the freak himself who was going downstairs I heard.In fact, Sheldon doesn't have a strong feeling for this word, and he has heard more than this intense word since he was a child.When I was young, the children in the community even set up a special "Sheldon to Die to Die Group". Isn't my IQ still higher than all of them combined?For Sheldon, a neighbor with a regular life schedule, who doesn't walk around the room in the middle of the night, sings when drunk, goes up and down the stairs very frequently, and has loud footsteps is a good neighbor.Of course, it would be even better if the house was a man.Women are troublesome—there are so many friends, there are parties every three days, and you have to say hello to yourself when you go up and down the stairs.See Penny at the opposite door for details.Sheldon said that he has not adjusted to her presence until now.

In order to keep that good neighbor, Sheldon is ready to give it a go.After Google enough information on how to keep a neighbor who's moving, he enlisted a grad student to help him buy a bagel that required an hour-long line.I originally bought three, but they tasted good, so Dr. Cooper killed two of them as soon as I got them.Holding the only bagel left, Sheldon ran upstairs and knocked on the door.

Boom boom, boom boom.

Before the third knock, the door opened.For the sake of his regular schedule and not being noisy, Sheldon decided to forgive him.

"You, what are you doing here?" Seeing the person standing outside the door, the man inside the door froze for a moment as if startled, and made a self-defense action.

"I'll give you a bagel." Taking out the prepared things, Sheldon put on a smile that he had looked at in front of the mirror for a long time.

"oh oh.."

"According to social etiquette, I gave you something, you should invite me in."

Then things developed in an unexpected direction.Tommy, the neighbor upstairs, cried out with tears and snot that he didn't study hard when he was a child, and he didn't go to college. .Now he has finally decided to go home, marry a wife and have children, and live on the farm for the rest of his life.

"In the future! In the future, I will let my children study hard! I will be admitted to your university in the future!"

Sheldon thinks that from a genetic point of view, it's enough.But I am also different from everyone in my family.

It's a pity, but the neighbor seems determined to go.Before leaving, Sheldon thought about it and said something to Tommy.

"You can tell Penny downstairs about your experience."

If only Penny could go back to her Nebraska too.

Sheldon thought he was really smart.

Before the old neighbor finished moving, Howard and Raj had already figured out the name, age, and date of birth of the new neighbor.These days, Vivienne Zhou's name has become a hot topic among them, and even Sheldon can see Penny's displeasure.No, she went back to her apartment after dinner.

"I caught a glimpse of my Vivian when she came to see the apartment last time. She is really beautiful, and her temperament is a bit like my dear Sandra Bullock!" Raj was very excited, "Mom and Dad will definitely agree to me marrying her of!"

"Why is the Asian beauty yours!" Howard glared at his friend, "I must have a relationship with her, that's why she lives here! Raj, don't rob me!!"

"Obviously I'm the one who lives here!" Leonard couldn't help shouting.The high-pitched voice means that I drank too much soy milk in the morning and the estrogen is high.

"Aren't you following Petunia?" Howard waved his hand like chasing flies, "I heard that she teaches literature at a community college. When I help her assemble a computer, she will definitely fall in love with me." !"

Humm, community college literature class. .Sheldon began to miss Tommy again.

After getting along for a while, Sheldon felt that Vivienne was not bad, and her car made people feel quite safe.Don't think that Professor Cooper has no aesthetics. In fact, even aliens will look refreshed on beautiful girls (this argument seems to coincide with Professor Du), otherwise you think why he can bear Penny for so long.But apart from being pretty, the reason Sheldon recognized Vivienne was because she was gentle and good-tempered.Petunia is too fierce, and when she sees her, she can't help but think of Missy, the tyrannosaur sister who slashed her head off and snatched away all pocket money since she was a child.

Vivian goes to the supermarket once a week, and there is a very good model train shop and ceramics shop on the road to the supermarket.If you go by yourself, you don't need to look at Leonard's face that is usually good enough to drink too much soy milk and can't help the excess estrogen, and you can also supplement Vivienne's physics knowledge. Thinking about it, it's pretty good, she sure Will appreciate myself.

Sheldon thought he was really smart.

What really made Sheldon draw Vivienne into his own boundaries was when she helped him fight back against that big idiot Kerry Puji.From a young age, if Sheldon quarreled with others, even his mother's first reaction was to apologize to the other party, let alone Leonard and the others, they would just hide and laugh at themselves with others.Although I don't want to have the same experience as those humans who have no IQ at all, but sometimes, especially when I was a child, Sheldon's little boy heart would still be stung.So when Vivienne jumped out to fight back for him, the first reaction of the grown-up Shirley was to be stunned; the second reaction was, she performed so well, so let’s not care about her M.A.’s brain in the future (fact Proof is still not possible), do you want to tidy up the room for her to show your kindness?

Sheldon thought he was really smart.

Xie Li was a genius since he was a child. Not only his family members knew about it, but also his neighbors, teachers and classmates. He was admitted to university at the age of 11, graduated at the age of 14, and got his first PhD a year later. Shelton's work and studies have been smooth, and he never doubted that he would win a Nobel Prize—those idiots have already Occupying the honor they don't deserve for too long, it's time for him to take the lead, and it has nothing to do with age.One day he will be as successful as Professor Hawking, so he is going to hand over the opportunity of his precious first autobiography to Vivian who is close to the water.Shelton firmly believed that the literature teacher at the community college must have fainted with excitement, and of course it should be.

Going to the North Pole is to prove that string theory has won the Nobel Prize and set foot on the pinnacle of life. Dr. Cooper's purpose is very clear.Because of time constraints, it was not Sheldon's original intention to drag four teammates like pigs, but from another perspective, he also hoped that his friends could get along better.Having worked hard in the group that proved string theory must have ensured that the three of them would not be laughed at by Kreepji and his ilk.Forget it, the social regulations say that friends should be considerate of each other - Sheldon thinks he is very considerate of his friends.

But considering that this incident does not seem to be mutual, the teammate's deception made a serious stab, and Vivian's deception made up for it even more.When he was in the North Pole, Dr. Cooper sent the first victory email to his upstairs neighbor, the only friend he recognized besides the three best friends in the North Pole (Penny can only be counted as half), but she was in I didn't tell myself when I knew this data was false!The last time I shed tears was when a person was sick in Germany, but when Vivienne sang cats and cats, Sheldon felt that he was still too weak.

If it weren't for not wanting to stay in the church in Texas, I won't forgive you!

Sheldon has a secret that he never tells anyone.When I was a child, I modified a computerized tomography scanner from a microwave oven.But because the computer board didn't work properly - Sheldon admitted that he didn't have the practical ability now, so he accidentally burned his sister Missy's pet guinea pig "Snowball" into a "briquette".The second son of the Cooper family has always known that there is an 80% chance that the machine may not work properly, but he still persuaded his sister to donate his pet obediently.In fact, "Snowball" was originally bought by Sheldon begging his mother, and its original name was "Galileo".But after Missy went on a night of crying and hunger strikes, the guinea pig became her pet.This is why Shelton named "Snowball" as a test subject.The result of Shelton's psychological diagnosis is paranoia, and he is convinced that after these years of hard work, this disease has been cured by himself.With the exception of Snowball, Dr. Cooper firmly believes that he has never done anything wrong to any creature, at best he has ignored it (really?).

Seeing Vivienne, Howard, and Raj always get together to bite their ears, and meet regularly at the corner coffee shop, Sheldon didn't feel much.But when Joseph Lee, the Korean from the Department of Economics, appeared, Sheldon seemed to have returned to the night when his mother coaxed Missy with a snowball.Shelton decided to put the Department of Economics at the top of the "Department Hate Ranking Edition". The previous position was the Department of Astronomy, because the team he led was completely wiped out by them in the paintball gun competition.What's even worse is that my other three friends seem to have also been won over by that person—people with low IQs are weak-willed!Sheldon wasn't actually mad at Vivienne, and the toy train used to apologize was more like a pie falling from the sky.Lying on the bed, he was actually thinking about how to control the thoughts of the people around him. Should he program a program or give them a needle?

Sheldon thinks he's not smart enough!

The morning after returning from the prom, Sheldon felt a little pain in his leg.After thinking about it, it is probably because of calcium deficiency.He knocked on Vivian's door to borrow milk, but there was no response at all—Selton frowned at his friend's irregular schedule.Well, go to the opposite door and ask for a bottle, anyway, Penny has already squandered so many things in her apartment for nothing.The neighbor who handed over half of his breakfast said that Vivienne was not in a good mood and asked himself not to disturb him.But Sheldon was convinced his face would put Vivian in a better mood.That's what mom said~

Vivian, who finally opened the door, looked terrible, wearing a big scarf, she looked like she had a cold.Sheldon quickly took out the spare mask in his trouser pocket to isolate himself from the germs.But it seemed that he was here to comfort her.Dr. Cooper raised his head and thought for a while. It seems that physical contact is more convenient than wearing a mask to talk, and he is wearing thick enough to prevent pathogens from entering.

"Vivian, do you want to give me a hug?"

Sheldon thought he was extremely witty!