[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

According to Penny's review, the first half of Howard and Bernadette's first meeting can only be summed up and described as "terrible".

"As soon as he got in the car, Howard kept talking and talking and talking. Blablabla wanted to find a topic to chat with Bernadette (Bernadette's nickname). I was surprised, Bernie is very special in our restaurant. An extroverted girl can talk for a long time with old men and old ladies, but when she meets Howard, she can't agree on a word!" Petunia took my wine, sat on my sofa, and instructed me to "touch up" Her midterm history paper.Three or 10 minutes ago, she asked me to revise an article on World War II. I took a closer look and I was almost not amused. Summary: Fascism is bad, and the Nazi Party is full of bad people.

By the way, the new history professor seems to have committed some crime at Cambridge University. He wanted to leave Europe to live with his daughter in the United States, but was hired by the board of directors with a lot of money.The principal, who was not very funny at the time, told me very seriously that for the sake of personal safety, stay away from that old professor who seemed very rigid and upright.Because I'm not familiar with him, I don't have much experience with Professor Cornwallis' character, but I deeply admire his drinking capacity.Although he seemed to be in good spirits, but he still drank so much at such an age, and when he saw Penny's excellent thesis, he got excited, what if his liver exploded? !I have always been a person who respects the old and loves the young, revising articles and so on. . .Petunia, let me go.

"Could she be shy?" When a girl saw a boy who was speechless, she was disgusted or shy.It's a pity that it's been a long time since I came to the United States and I haven't found girls with such good morals, all of them are female men.

"No way! Who would be shy to see Howard... Slap him twice." Penny was really lethal when she spoke.

"You said, she has been hiding in a small corner in the back row with her head down and playing with her hair, and she smiles there even if Howard blablabla. I haven't studied psychology, I must have read "lietome". The first thing I hate Is the reaction playing with your hair?" See what Penny wrote?Germany didn't fight the UK very much because there were not many Jews in the UK. . .Dear, is your history book compiled by a cooking teacher?Even if this sentence does not conform to historical facts, you know that your teacher is British, right?I know you still write like this!

"No way, there are normal girls who like Howard at first sight!" Petunia's eyes were as wide as copper bells, and the ignorance in them was like the German soldiers in her writing, "But when the two of them were eating, We had a really special chat, Leonard and I didn't talk much, and I heard them talking about their mother, Judaism and Catholicism." Petunia raised her empty wine glass and looked at me expectantly.

"Well, you are a great matchmaker!"

:D

This is Pei Shaniu's expression now.

"There's a Mad Men dance at school next Friday night, teachers are required to attend, and students are welcome too. Would you like to come with Leonard, along with Howard and his girlfriend—anyway He is also the honorary professor of our school." I remembered that when I came home today, the principal was wearing a 60s lady's dress and shouted to me across the corridor, "Who are you? What do you want? What do you like to do? None of this matters. The important thing is MadParty!" scene, I couldn't help shivering.What is it all about.

"Okay, everyone should be free." Penny thought for a while, then nodded, "What about you? Who is your male companion?"

"Joseph seems to be very busy recently. At worst, I'll go by myself."

"Are you two together? If you like it, you like it. If you don't like it, you leave. I don't understand you Asians."

"People who have been with their neighbors for two years are not qualified to speak of me." Although she counterattacked back to Petunia, her words were not unreasonable.The time I have known Joseph is not too short. It is said that after being ambiguous for so long, it should be a foregone conclusion, but he always seems to avoid talking about these things.Of course, I am also wrong. There always seems to be a voice in my subconscious telling me that it is best to maintain the status quo.

After helping Penny correct (write) the article, Leonard called to say that the takeaway has arrived, let's come down to eat.Dad Lai is good!Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors! !

"Vivienne said that there was an age party at the community college on Friday, Leonard and I also went there, Howard, would you like to bring Bernie with you?" Petunia mumbled as she chewed a big mouthful of shrimp dumplings.

"Of course I am very willing to take my girlfriend to such a public place, although it is a kind of torture for the single women present." Penny's eyes have already flown, "Okay, I will take Bo Penny went." Howard lowered his head, glanced at Petunia secretly, saw that one was still staring at him, and immediately lowered his head again.

"Then Vivian, who is your male partner?" It's not that the whole family doesn't go into the house, look at Leonard's question is exactly the same as Penny's.Why, you have a crush on me, it's none of your business whether I have a boyfriend or not.Hmph, worry about it.

"Uh, maybe it's about...I haven't figured it out yet." Panting, he didn't say Joseph's name.I always feel that Sheldon is very displeased with Joseph. Last time, he managed to cheer him up with a model train. Don't let it slip this time.Buying toys is also very expensive.

"Then I'll go with you."

*o* This is the expression of everyone present.

"Sheldon, this is a dance party. What you hate the most, a social occasion with many people, you have to laugh..." I reminded Sheldon cautiously to Sheldon who was completely unaware of what happened.

"Generation party, it's very interesting. I want to wear the crew uniform of the original series of "Star Trek." Shelton returned a smile, and the pure and lovely little friends who had finally woken up from the shock once again fainted.

"Vivienne, Sheldon absolutely loves you!" Penny whispered into my ear.

I also like Spock!What a mess! !

Because Raj objected to us leaving him to go to the prom alone by crying, making trouble and hanging himself, all members of the Science Boys Squad appeared at the 60s prom of "Mad Men" at Pasadena Community College. There was also Penny, a history major at the school; Bernadette, Howard's girlfriend, a Ph.D. student in the biology department.

Bernadette wore a floral dress and a pearl necklace. Her golden hair was permed in the 60s, and her body in high heels was still petite. When paired with Howard, the two seemed to have just come from He came out of the Smurf village, washed off the blue paint on his body, but still made people have the urge to shout "kawaii".She was seeing us for the first time (I didn't count the time I saw her at the Cheesecake Factory, she didn't notice me at all), so she was a little reserved, showing that she kept holding Howard's hand tightly, as if this would Take a look of security.Petunia, I'm not complimenting you, this couple's arrangement is really great!Next time you can't find a job, go to Jiayuan to apply for it!

"Everyone, this is my girlfriend, Bernadette. Bernie, these are my little friends. You know Penny and Leonard, these are Raj, Sheldon, and Vivi Ann. How do you say that sentence - I am Howard, I can repair spaceships, and I can also make girls~" Howard smiled like a sunflower, and his tone was full of the pride of "Brother has a girlfriend, are you envious?" And proud, don't even think about the person who introduced her girlfriend to stand in front of her.

"Hua Tsai is always very humorous. Although I don't know what he is talking about, what he said is always so funny." Bernadette smiled shyly at us, but what he said was different. . . . . .Sister, how much do you like Howard to say such brave words!I couldn't help giving Penny another thumbs up secretly.

Today's dance is open to all teachers (compulsory), so seeing it on the set, DJ, and self-service bar will cost you money.There were quite a lot of students, and I saw Jeff Wenger teasing our little Anne and going to laugh with that Brita again.Cut, I'm afraid that others won't see your wrinkled face.Just about to refill my glass of juice, I turned around.

"Sheldon, why are you standing behind me. It's scary!" Sheldon stood behind me with a sundae, smiling happily.

"Vivienne, I won't say anything about your university anymore, if it's called a university." The six-year-old Sheldon licked a chocolate sundae, squinted his eyes intoxicated, "At your party Have a sundae! A party with a sundae must be a good party!!"

"Ah, we have sundaes at every party..."

"Then I'll come every time from now on!" Sheldon put another sundae into his mouth, followed by a few drops of melted cream flowing down his chin and onto his top.

"Sheldon, the cream dripped on your clothes!" Bear boy, bear boy, where did I feel so anxious about being a mother.I asked the waiter for a few napkins, and while feeling sorry for my mother's upper body, I still wiped the cream stains on Sheldon's clothes.

"Ms. Vivian, come to the dance with Dr. Cooper~" A slightly familiar voice came from behind Sheldon, and then Brita's face appeared in front of me.

"Yeah." I replied casually, still concentrating on the cream stain on Sheldon's clothes.Brita or something, I don't know you that well.Of course, if I knew that the news that "Vivienne Zhou and that Caltech professor couldn't stop hugging at the ball" would be circulated in class tomorrow, I wouldn't treat her like this now. . .