[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

Every time I help Sheldon do this or that, there will be a voice in my heart questioning myself: "Vivienne Zhou, are you a masochist? What are you doing?" But now I understand that I'm not a masochist, I'm just a mother.For example, now, when I’m wiping Sheldon’s clothes, my mind is full of thoughts: oops, it might not be good to machine-wash clothes stained with cream, so I have to wash them by hand; should I use laundry detergent or transparent soap when washing.

Why the hell do I have to do Sheldon's laundry. . .Does he not have long hands? . .

"Sheldon Cooper, if you dare to get the sundae on your clothes again, I won't take you to the comic book store this week! Do you hear me?"

"En oh" nodded obediently.

Can this conversation be any more mother-child? . .Feeling tired, not love. . . .

Looking around the audience quickly, Penny danced with Leonard in the middle of the arena.Of course Penny danced very well, and that little waist was twisted beautifully.Leonard looks much sadder. In addition to avoiding stepping on the left foot and trying to keep up with the beat, he has a difficult task of turning an ordinary ballroom dance into a robot dance—— His narrow eyes and thin body block the eyes of his girlfriend who are staring at his girlfriend around him, defending the territory and sovereignty integrity.Seeing a boy with strong arms staring at Penny dancing like no one else without blinking his eyes, Leonard straightened out his thin chest and fiercely fought against it with his short but not short of breath body.Noticing Leonard's gaze on the intrusion air defense siren, the boy froze for a moment, then smiled ambiguously and frowned at him.

Hahahaha, that's gay!Leonard's face was almost green.

On the other side, although Bernadette was added, Raj still huddled with Howard as if no one else was there, unaware that his former best friend was desperately pushing him aside.When the music of "GoodGollyMissMolly" (a classic American dance song in the 60s) was played on the spot, the Indian jumped up excitedly, trying to pull Howard into the dance floor, but when he turned around, he was faced with a gentlemanly invitation. Nadette dancing Howard facing his ass.

How would you describe Raj's expression at that time?Imagine the reaction of the second Princess Loki in "Thor" when she just found out that Gothor found a true love on earth-probably that expression.At this moment, a cruel reality faced Raj. Those days of playing and playing together are gone forever.We are no longer the childhood sweethearts we used to be. . .

"Vivienne, can I ask you to dance? On such a beautiful night, I'm sure you'll forgive me for calling you by your first name."

Just as I was holding up a handful of bitter tears for Raj, Jeff Wenger Huaxindaluobo walked in front of me.It may be that he has more experience in being a love saint. Almost everyone in the school thinks that I and Sheldon Lalang are matched, but he is one of the few students among my students who think that we are just ordinary friends. one person.Don't get me wrong, Jeff Wenger asked me to dance definitely not because he was interested in me.Having been a successful lawyer for so long, he must have felt that I didn't like him very much, so he wanted to use his personality to attract me so that I could give him a high score in the end.But if you want to get a high score, you should at least write the homework for me!What does it mean to copy Annie's homework and hand it in?I'm not assigning group work, okay?

"If I remember correctly, of course it is impossible with my IQ. My brain has never missed a thing since I can remember. It was a Tuesday afternoon and my mother shouted Saying, 'George, Shelley is crying, I'm too busy, can't you change his diaper'!"

Before I could react, Dr. Sheldon Cooper's voice started playing automatically.Um, Shelley, I know you've been remembering since you were two, but you really don't need to prove it by changing diapers as a kid.

"In the social law, the chatter only uses the first name and discards the last name. It can only be used between two people who are very familiar with each other, and can only be used in the same camp. For example, the clown cannot call Batman 'Bruce', although they are very Especially for women from Asian countries, men who are only called by their names tend to have a special relationship with them.” Shelton stared at Jeff Wenger loudly, as if socializing with him. The lack of rules is disappointing.

"I'm Teacher Vivienne's student. I just want to express my respect and respect. Of course, I also hope that we will have a closer relationship in the future." It's not Jeff, former gold medal lawyer and special mouth Lianhua Wenger's character, verbal fights or something, has always been his forte.It's a pity that he met Sheldon Iron Teeth Bronze Teeth Alien Visitor Cooper this time.

"But I think Vivian hates you."

"Pfft. I'm sorry, I can't help it anymore. Go ahead." I said, Sheldon never plays cards according to common sense, and Jeff Wenger, a man on earth, can't beat the aliens no matter how fierce he is, "Why don't you Ask Annie to dance? Aren't you on good terms?"

"She is with that homeless bastard with a guitar, who is called Vaughan. I don't know where it is in a small corner. I can't find it. Little girls are easy to be deceived by those weird people." Said Annie, Wenger cursed angrily, the smell of vinegar was so strong that I had the urge to buy a steamed bun.He also said that Annie is easy to be deceived by others, I think she is the most deceived by you.

"Annie is in a relationship?" It's really good for her to not tell me such an important thing.

"I don't admit that the relationship between the two of them is love!" Wenger turned and walked out the door, as if he was going to settle accounts with the gangster who cheated on the little girl.Forget it, the students' polyamorous love, teacher, I still don't want to get involved.

"Vivienne, let's go dance." Sheldon slapped me in front of me, feeling that the light was blocked a lot.

"You? Dancing??" Sheldon offered to dance, and the sun came out from the west.He reached out and touched his head, then his own.It didn't burn.

"It's illogical not to dance at the ball. I can only find you as my partner at this ball." Sheldon's expression didn't look like he was going to dance, but he was going to participate in a science competition.

"Ah?" I put my hand into Sheldon's open palm in a daze, and when I came back to my senses, I was already on the dance floor.

"I'm sorry I stepped on you. Sheldon, you danced well." To my surprise, I thought that according to Sheldon's usual extremely uncoordinated performance of his hands and feet, he must dance like a robot Wall-E I was courting Eve, but I didn't expect him to dance quite well.Instead, I stepped on his foot a few times.

“My mom sent me to YMCA and threatened to throw out my centrifuge if I didn’t go. I was my sister Missy’s prom date and she beat hers up a week before graduation. Hurt, no one would dance with her." Shelton kept talking, but his expression remained unchanged, "If you need me, I will still dance, my brother used to force me to join him in the community Dance Championship."

"I haven't heard much about your family before." I always thought Sheldon was the only child.

"They're so stupid." The clever Dr. Cooper curled his lips.

"Whoa, whoa, look what I found! Sheldon Cooper is dancing!!" The Penny Leonard couple, who had been dancing all night, turned in front of us.Petunia still looks very energetic, and Papa Lai is almost exhausted.

"It's normal. I need the human way of socializing, even though I don't really like it." Really?Obviously seeing you dancing happily, Sheldon.

"Vivienne, let's exchange partners. I must dance with Sheldon! This is rarer than raining dollar bills." Petunia was very excited.

"No." Sheldon, who hadn't had time to protest, was pulled over by Petunia fiercely.

"Vivienne, hurry up, let's follow them!" Leonard hurriedly urged me, his hot and cold sweating body looked extremely sad.

"Leonard, are you okay?"

"I must block the eyes of those perverts!" The small universe burned, and Leonard was resurrected at this moment.

Penny's dance steps are very light, and it is really difficult to turn around the combination of her and Sheldon with Leonard, 360 degrees without dead ends, and block the eyes from all directions.Coupled with the panting "wheezing" sound caused by Leonard's exhaustion, I have the urge to be a broken plow being pulled by an old cow.

"Vivian, I can't see clearly. Can you help me see if that bastard over there is staring at Petunia?!"

Can you see clearly?Leonard's glasses have been whitened by the mist from the sweat rising from his face.

"Leonard, that's a girl. Just a little taller..."

"You can't relax! She's staring at Petunia!!" Adhering to the principle of "the enemy is by your side", Leonard watched all directions and listened to all directions.

I really didn't want to look at the tense face of my partner, so I started to look around after being dazed in the middle of the dance floor.Well, Howard and Bernadette sat at the bar and looked at each other affectionately.Both of them put their hands on their cheeks in the shape of a flower. I can't say what kind of flower Howard is.What? !Raj actually hooked up with a girl too!That girl is so pretty! !Not bad, he finally came out from the shadow of his friends leaving!Raj seemed to have seen me too, and proudly gestured a victory "V" in this direction!I quickly gave him an encouraging smile.

very good.The road to pick up girls is long and long, keep the clouds open to see the moonlight.