[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

Right now, I am standing at the door of my neighbor's house in embarrassment, neither entering nor retreating. This embarrassment is also mixed with some inexplicable and annoyed.God knows that even I, who had diplomatic immunity when Sheldon was building an independent kingdom, could enter this door whenever I wanted.As for why I am stuck in this position now, please return the time to 5 minutes ago.

"Hey Sheldon, Leonard. What are you looking at?"

Holding a whole set of model trains, I climbed up to the third floor in high heels and walked straight into Sheldon's apartment without even wiping off my sweat.Based on the love of overage children for trains, this set of things should make him happy.I am very optimistic thinking.

"Vivienne. Have you had dinner with Joseph? Howard and Raj have just returned." Leonard seemed to be relieved, bounced off the sofa and ran towards me with a level of enthusiasm he had never had before, startled I jumped, "We are watching "Star Trek", do you want to watch it together?"

"Huh (prolonged tone), Leonard, what are you talking about in our room with the neighbor on the fourth floor we don't know?" Sheldon, who was sitting on the seat, didn't even turn his head, the voice drifting over was full of The texture of Public Enemy, "It's better to chat with the old lady on the second floor when I have time, at least the desserts she made can broaden my thinking about physics research. By the way, the neighbor lady on the fourth floor, strangers are not welcome in our apartment Please go out." Saying that, Sheldon raised his hand and pointed in the direction of the door, his eyes were fixed on the TV, and his lips were pursed into a slit.

"Sheldon, I know I'm going too far, and I'm still..."

"Leonard, let her go out." Shelton interrupted me directly, turning up the sound of the TV, making it clear that he didn't want to listen to me.

Leonard waved to me from the side, although I was a little unwilling, but I still followed Dad Lei to the apartment.Leonard and Sheldon have lived together for so many years, so he should know better than me what happened to Sheldon.

"Leonard, what's the matter with Sheldon?" After closing the door, I threw the toy train on the ground and got straight to the point.

"He's been acting weird all night. Howard and Raj just couldn't stand it, so they left early." Leonard's brows were frowned as if they could kill a fly, which shows that today's scene is already right for "Schel." For him, who is well-informed about the "Syndrome Syndrome", it is also a very headache.

"How could this be, it's obviously Sheldon first... Ugh" Leonard actually covered my mouth with his hand, and put the index finger of his other hand in front of his lips in a "mute" gesture.

"He will hear it!" Leonard lowered his already lowered voice by a few percentage points, even lowering his body involuntarily, as if his voice would become a little softer, "Scher Dun should be angry that you, as his friend, said that about him for others, and the few of us actually kept Joseph and said something wrong about him."

"But it's obviously Sheldon's unilateral..." I followed Leonard's example and lowered my voice.

"Can you reason with him!" Lai's father's expression now perfectly interprets what it means to hate iron but not steel. "He is like a child, and his friends must coax him like parents!"

"But you don't often talk about him..."

"So it's inexplicable for him to be emotional this time. Maybe it's Vivienne, you have always kept him, and he can't stand it this time when he favors someone else. Sheldon is really sad, I can see it, otherwise he I won't be so decisive with you, just kicked out of the apartment."

In fact, I can also see Sheldon's sadness.Although I don't think it's my fault, I still feel a little uncomfortable with his current state.

"I bought him a model train, do you think it's useful?" I pointed to the bag of toys I put on the wall.

"Apologize, he will forgive you." Leonard said as he opened the door.

"Leonard, why is the neighbor on the fourth floor here again?" Shelton sat on the sofa without even moving his buttocks, with his hands flat on his knees, with an expression like Zhou Paopi.

"Sheldon, I was wrong. I just think that Joseph is not very familiar with you after all, so he may not be able to accept it."

"I don't know you, Leonard, let our neighbors out."

"Sheldon, I was really wrong, I was too much."

"I don't know you." Shelton turned to me standing by the door, seemingly without turning his head.

"Sheldon, I promise I won't say that in the future, okay? Please forgive me." Don't look at the overage child pretending to be so calm, don't think I can't see his eyes twitching all the time.Take out some candy and say something nice.Come on, Vivian!

"Shelley, I bought you a model train. Can you take it apart and have a look?" I laughed so hard that my creases almost broke out, and I offered Sheldon my carefully selected gift with both hands like a treasure.

"I thought we were friends, Vivienne!" Shelton finally turned his body around, his big Chihuahua-like eyes full of accusations.

"I was wrong, I was wrong, I shouldn't have said that!!" Seeing that Sheldon had loosened up a bit, I hurriedly admitted my mistake, and scrambled to the seat next to him like a dog's leg, and stuffed the tribute to Lafayette hands, just tapped his legs and rubbed his shoulders, "Do you like it?"

"Vivienne, I remembered that I raised your friendship index too fast last time. You haven't signed my friendship agreement yet!"

"I sign, I sign!! Do you like this model train?"

"dislike."

"!!!"

"You didn't buy the rails!"

The "Joseph incident" ended with me signing the "Sheldon Friendship Agreement" that humiliated the country and humiliated the country, which included regulations such as "unconditionally help Sheldon when Sheldon conflicts with other people who signed this agreement".I counted, no more, no less, just 21.

Misfortune to the family! Misfortune to the family! !

"Vivienne, tell me, Penny and Leonard are officially together, right?" Sheldon's Thai food day happened to be Penny's night shift today, so there were only five people eating.The sand tea chicken was delicious, Howard suddenly came over and asked me.Hey, you thought you spoke very quietly, Leonard's eyes have already been sent over, okay?

"Of course we're together." For the sake of Papa Lai's eyelid health, I hurriedly replied.

"Well, this reminds me of an interesting thing." Howard sat up straight, the old god said.I also hurriedly put down the lunch box in my hand and wiped the corners of my mouth.Meals can be eaten at any time, but drama is not every day.

"Before, I remember that Leonard and I seemed to have an agreement." Howard put his chin on his hand, pretending to think of it suddenly, but I guarantee that he must have planned it for a long time, "If either of us , find a beautiful girlfriend first, then let him introduce a girl to her."

Leonard froze there while holding the lunch box, his expression showed that he was facing the enemy at this moment.

"No."

"March 2005, 3, Pasadena Train Restaurant." Along with Sheldon's voice, Leonard made a finished expression, "Rajjer drank a few more Cokes and went to the bathroom. Leonard and Howard made a pact, whoever finds a beautiful girlfriend first, let her introduce a best friend to the other."

As soon as Sheldon finished speaking, Raj threw himself on Howard angrily and bit his ear.That's right, it was on Howard.

"That's right, it's because of your small bladder that you can't have a beautiful girlfriend." Howard put his hands on his hips and smiled evilly at Raj.The poor Indian looked lonely, and he didn't forget to bring unfinished Thai food before planting mushrooms in the corner.

"Well, I made this promise with you." Leonard spread his hands and could only admit helplessly.No way, Sheldon, the multifunctional memory device, is here, "But at the time I thought you would find a beautiful girlfriend first!"

Think about it.Howard likes to pick up girls so much, geometrically speaking, there should be such a one or two times when a blind cat meets a dead mouse.But who let Leonard be lucky enough to be hit by the pie in the sky?

"I don't care, anyway, according to the agreement, Penny should introduce me to a girlfriend."

"God, I don't want Penny to break up with me!" Leonard cried out in pain.Not so, in fact, Howard is okay inside, not as wretched as he appears on the surface. . . .Besides. . .

My body fat content is only 4%.

In the days that followed, we fully witnessed Howard's level of grinding and Leonard's level of evasion.

"Leonard, have you told Penny?"

"No."

"Why. We have an agreement, and Sheldon still remembers it." Sheldon pointed to his head to express his approval.

"What do you want me to say. Petunia, do you have any friends that you don't want to contact? Do you have any friends that you hate?"

"No way. I'm fine."

"Let me tell you why I didn't tell Penny." Leonard furiously rolled his eyes on his glasses, "Because I don't want to say it!"

No, Leonard, you'll say it eventually.Otherwise, why would Bernadette, a resident character, appear on the stage.

"Hey, Petunia." Two days later, I went downstairs to the laundry room with a bag of clothes and met Penny, who was also carrying a bucket of clothes.

"Vivienne." Petunia turned and closed the door of her own room, "I'm getting bored to death these two days."

"What's wrong?" I wasn't sure whether Leonard had told Penny, so I asked ambiguously.

"It's not because of Leonard and Howard!" Penny frowned and was very troubled, "Leonard actually asked me to introduce a girlfriend to Howard!"

"I know this, they have an agreement."

"Who do you want me to introduce, which girl would like Howard?!"

"It's okay...Howard is not that bad." I didn't say the last half of the sentence, you still like Leonard.

"There's a girl in our cafeteria who majors in biology in college. I think she might be able to stand a date with Howard. How about you help me see if it's a good fit?" Penny turned to me and asked, "As long as we meet for the first time She can hold back from punching Howard, and I'm just thankful."