[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

Although it is not a day or two that Sheldon despises non-theoretical physics majors and their diplomas, for example, as long as Leonard does not go his way in life, he can attribute the reason to his background in experimental physics; Howard will always be the one assigned to serve tea when they have a professional discussion because "how can an M.E. understand that, no kidding" (Sheldon); let alone my M.A. Diploma plus a job as a community college instructor.Thanks to our family's excellent anti-suicide education, I gave up pulling Sheldon to jump out of their apartment window and die with him at critical moments.However, Sheldon is quite tolerant of Raj's doctorate in astronomy. I don't know if it's because Raj is always with Howard as a shield or because Sheldon actually likes to count stars when he has nothing to do.

But now, my friend is being ridiculed by another friend in front of me. This feeling is like when my little friend was called a "little beast" by his own adults for being naughty when he was a child.In addition to embarrassment, there is also a faint feeling that my face has been trampled on.The so-called "It depends on the owner to beat a dog", Sheldon said Joseph, it is obviously not giving me face, not to mention that Joseph is much more expensive than my dog.Besides, the five people present besides me are all colleagues from the same unit, so it is inevitable that they will see each other when they look up.Joseph was stunned by Sheldon in front of three colleagues. It's no wonder he didn't hate him.After I said this, as long as Sheldon doesn't speak up later, Leonard will definitely apologize for him, and then I will explain Sheldon's childish temper, and it would be best if this matter passes like this .

Harmony, harmony is the most important thing.

"Dr. Li, I'm sorry, Sheldon didn't mean that, don't be angry." Sure enough, Lai's father jumped out to wipe Sheldon's butt in minutes.

"It's okay. It should be said that everyone in our industry has special feelings for this profession. I understand." Joseph's expression that had just froze for a while returned to a warm and friendly smile, "Just call me Joseph. "

"Joseph, don't think too much, Sheldon is like this, and I am often told by him." Howard, who is very familiar, climbed up the pole, shouting "Joseph" one after another, no Those who knew thought the two had been buddies for how long.Beside him is Raj who is nodding his head like a pecking rice.

The wind and the sun here are friendly and friendly, and I looked warily at Sheldon who hadn't made any second attacks abnormally.The so-called longer depression, the more violent the outbreak.God knows what Sheldon will say later, it's better to quickly drag Joseph down the stairs.But Sheldon didn't say anything.After a while, he raised his head that had been lowered, glanced at me, and then at the four people talking and laughing over there (of course, Raj couldn't actually talk because I was there).Just when I was mentally prepared to deal with Sheldon's super attack wave, he suddenly stepped forward and rushed up the stairs in a classic Sheldon deer jump posture, stiff but not losing speed.

"Uh, Dr. Cooper, is it okay?" Joseph, who was stunned for a moment, asked hesitantly.

"It's all right, let's go see him. Aren't you and Vivienne still going to eat, hurry up." Lai's father said so, but his expression said, "Such Sheldon is not normal, I'm so worried Ah ah ah ah ah".

"Yes, you go first." Howard put on a classic lascivious expression and waved us to go downstairs quickly, "Have a nice date~"

Because I made an appointment with the restaurant, although I was a little worried about Sheldon who was acting completely abnormal just now, I went downstairs and got in Joseph's car and drove to the city center.

"Vivienne, does Dr. Cooper dislike me very much?" Sitting absent-mindedly in the car and looking at the street scene outside the window, suddenly, Joseph's question above came to my ears.

"Ah? You said Sheldon. No, he's always like this. My Master of Arts degree is even worthless by him. He has this kind of childish temper, so don't think too much about it."

"is it?"

Joseph stopped talking and drove the car quietly.But I thought of the way Sheldon looked at me and Leonard before he ran up the stairs, full of grievance and disbelief.While both of these emotions are quite baffling, how can there be any sense in Sheldon's emotions?Why don't you stop by and buy a toy train to accompany him when you go back later.It's better to coax children than candy!

15 minutes later we arrived at the restaurant.Sure enough, it was right to reserve a seat. When we entered, the entire restaurant was full, and there were still many customers waiting outside the door.

"Vivian, is that your student?" After taking his seat, Joseph suddenly pointed in a direction and asked me in a low voice.Once before, he said that he was very bored, so he came to my class, and he half-recognized the faces of the classmates in the class.As for the "it's so boring so I came to your class" question, I also find it annoying.

"Isn't that Jeff Wenger, I told you, Annie's crush." ​​Regarding the question of why I know who Annie has a crush on, hehe, I can only say that I am a teacher who cares about students. . . . .And good at observing. . . . . .If you are not careful, you can see something tricky or something. . . . . . .

"The one sitting opposite him is obviously not Anne." A blonde girl sat opposite Wenger, while Annie's hair was brown and black.At this time, the two were talking and laughing very intimately, and Wenger still touched the girl's hand from time to time.Because of my preference for Anne, the scene looked as disgusting as it could get to me.

"Men are scumbags! While flirting with our Annie, they are dating other girls for dinner!" I poked the pre-dinner biscuits sent by the restaurant with my fork, imagining that I was poking at the naturally stylish hair of the scumbag man .Xiao Nizi usually chats with me not only about study and exams, but also about what happened to Jeff today and what Jeff said.Annie may not have noticed it when she was young, but I heard it clearly.He completely regards our young, cute and powerful little Anne as a spare tire. When he is free, he coaxes her twice to let her go down, and forgets about her completely when he picks up girls in other places.

Jeff Wenger, Jeff Wenger, you have really realized the highest state of standing in a latrine and not shitting. . .

I'm definitely not saying that Annie is a latrine!

"What are you doing, scold all the men." Joseph looked at me helplessly, and rescued the broken biscuit from my hand.

"Dr. Joseph Lee~"

"What's wrong?" Joseph shrank back very vigilantly.

"I really want to know what that poor girl who was cheated by Wenger looks like~"

"So?" Joseph's eyes were full of question marks.Suddenly, as if he finally came to his senses, he opened his eyes and looked at me, "You don't mean to think..."

"That's right. Take your mobile phone and take a picture. Be natural and don't get caught. Wenger knows me, but he probably won't remember what you said."

"Really want me to go?!"

"Otherwise, are you joking? Hurry up!"

Just as we were seeing each other and not giving in, the girl sitting in Jeff Wenger suddenly stood up and seemed to go to the bathroom.Just the moment I turned around, I recognized that girl was actually. . . . . .

"Brita, it's actually Brita. I didn't recognize her in a dress..." That's right, the person sitting opposite Wenger was a member of Anne's study group, that is, the upper class The one who bumped into me with spit on my face after the first symposium.Girlfriends are really cruel. . .Given that she and Annie are inseparable at school, I don't believe it. She doesn't know the little tricks between Annie and Wenger! !

"Vivienne..." Joseph's voice interrupted my spit on the couple in my mind, "If you poke the plate, you will smash it."

I looked down at my dinner plate, and sure enough there were already a few shallow marks on it. . .sorry sorry. . .

"That girl is Britta. She is in the same study group as Jeff Wenger and Anne, and she usually looks like a best friend with Annie!!" I complained to Joseph angrily.

"First of all, I express my deep respect to Mr. Zhou for caring so much about your students' private lives and emotional entanglements." A sharp glance flew over.When I can't hear you gossiping about me, "Secondly, don't you understand it completely enough. I think that girl's silly look doesn't seem like she can do something like grabbing someone her girlfriend likes." .”

"What do you mean by not being able to do it? She has already done everything, okay?" Otherwise, what are those two adulterers and prostitutes flirting with each other doing here, "Why, you fell in love with her."

"Let's talk about the matter, Vivian, don't divert the flames of war." Joseph raised his hands, making a gesture of surrender, "Besides, my taste has always been very Asian."

"Our Annie is so cute, so beautiful, and has such a good figure. Jeff Wenger is an old cow who eats young grass with him. He is still picky and picky." He took a hard bite of the biscuit.Damn, why is the food served so slowly, "Hey, do you have any outstanding students that you can introduce to Annie?"

"How can I have excellent students, my students can only count money." Joseph spread his hands and smiled like a fox.

After eating, I kicked away Joseph, who had thick circles under his eyes as if he had been beaten up but insisted on sending me home. I took a taxi and ran directly to the toy train store.I don’t know if there is a model of China’s high-speed rail. If not, buy a classic model with tracks.Shelton's aggrieved little eyes really made me feel uneasy.Although it wasn't my fault in the first place, it seems that coaxing Sheldon has gradually become a regular skill of mine.Don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.