[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

The campus trip of four of my science friends ended on a happy note.Thanks to the principal's "fiery enthusiasm, the four senior scientific and technological workers felt the humanistic care of a community college that has never been seen before" (the principal said, I deleted too many interjections in it), the science boys were delighted Agree to serve as honorary professor of our school.Of course, it wasn't all smooth sailing, as Sheldon kept yelling "Hey, they don't have a physics department".

In this regard, the principal raised a kind smiling face, and patted Sheldon on the shoulder like a son-in-law: "Oh, you should seize the opportunity to work in the same place as our Vivienne, although it is only in name. Alright. Don't be shy~" After speaking, she turned around as if she suddenly thought of something, covered her face in a very girlish way and twisted twice.

. . . . . . . . . .Principal, don't say you're teasing, you're just rippling.In front of outsiders, I feel very ashamed. Can you be considerate and considerate of me? . . . .

Although at the scene of this symposium, Howard suffered a fiasco.But when I think that I will be the honorary professor of this school with all kinds of beauties in the future, am I afraid that there will be no firewood if I stay in the green hills? !This wave of girls not being interested in him can only mean that they have bad taste, it doesn't mean that other beauties don't like him either!So far, Howard Worowitz, who was dying, was resurrected with full blood.

Since my family moved to the United States, I have a job as a community college teacher, and I have three meals a day on time for entertainment.Every night dinner is basically settled at a friend’s house in the form of takeaway. When the mood comes, I invite one of the friends (Penny) to go shopping and buy cosmetics, clothes and a pair of shoes.Of course, the interest comes often.As an excellent teacher, I often bring some snacks and gifts to reward the good students in my class.For example, when she was studying Chinese literature, Annie especially liked the Peking Opera mask doll I gave her.It is not modest to say that, except for "History of Ice Cream", if my "History of World Literature" class is ranked second in popularity, no one would dare to rank first.

In other words, what kind of nonsensical school can offer such a funny and soul-stirring class as "History of Ice Cream"!

In this way, on a sunny weekend afternoon, after shopping and bought a bottle of perfume for my mother as a birthday present, I opened my online bank account on a whim, and found that all my passbooks added up to only Nine thousand one hundred thirty-five dollars.

I've been working for a year and just paid this month's salary. . .

The most urgent thing now is to go through your bills to see where the money is spent, and then see if there is any way to increase income.Although I am now working part-time in Chinese classes in some private schools, I still feel that the money is not enough.My mother is quite good at calculating accounts, but if she finds out that my father helped me pay a year's rent in one lump sum and I only have this little money left, she will definitely be counted to death by her.But I'm really not good at keeping accounts and calculating money. . . .So nerve-wracking. .

"jingle bell jingle bell" (I'm a retro person, please don't accuse me of using this corny ringtone, thanks)

"Joseph, have you returned from Korea?" Not long after Sheldon and the others returned from the North Pole, Joseph received an invitation from Seoul National University to be an exchange scholar for about a month. Counting the days, he should have returned.

"Well, it's the flight that arrived this morning. Are you at home? I'm downstairs at your house."

"Yes, yes, come up quickly."

Joseph, who climbed up to the fourth floor with a bag of things, saw that he hadn't reversed the jet lag. Even the big black-rimmed glasses couldn't cover his dark circles and red eyes.As soon as he put the things on the ground, he collapsed on the sofa as if he had no bones, and collapsed on my sofa full of bills.

"What are you doing, why are there so many bills?" Joseph casually picked up one of my shopping invoices, and I grabbed it.Don't look at Victoria's Secret invoices or anything like that. . . .

"Uh, I'm reconciling the bills, let's see where the money has been spent." As I said, I put the bills on the table, moved my seat and sat down on the sofa, "You look like you don't have enough sleep. Rest up your spirits before going out, lest people not know that you just got off the international flight."

"What you said made me very sad. I put down my luggage at home to bring you something quickly, changed my clothes, and rushed over after eating something casually." Joseph made a gesture of Xi Shi holding his heart, matched with his slender The sharp eyes and sharp chin made me feel a little pitiful, "Look quickly, what did I bring for you?"

As he spoke, Joseph pointed to the big bag on the ground.It looks so heavy, it can't be full of kimchi inside. .Then should I put on a surprise look or just let him take it back. .It's very tangled and a test of acting skills.Just as I was hesitating and struggling, Joseph unzipped the big bag and took out the things one by one.

"Ginseng chocolate, the female teachers who went with me said it was delicious, I brought you a few boxes; rice lotion, the boss said anti-radiation, I don't know if it works, you are always in front of a computer every day and you are afraid It should be effective for aging skin. Anyway, natural things are not bad; lollipops made of 100% honey, it’s no wonder that you don’t like them at your mental age; when you go to Jeju Island, you go to teddy bears In the museum, the expression on this one is exactly the same as when you were in a daze, so I bought it immediately; I bought barley tea and citron tea in a travel shop, anyway, it is packaged in a small bag, if you can’t finish drinking it, you can give it to the class as a reward Student." Joseph lowered his head and held something, chattering like a little old man, the dark circles around his eyes were particularly obvious from my angle, and his tired face somehow made people feel radiant , "No, I bought these two books for you when I saw them at the bookstore next to Seoul National University. I don't know if they are useful to you."

In a daze, two books were suddenly stuffed into his arms.One is "Bilingual Korean Modern Novels", and the other is the English version of "Journey to Wujin".Looking up, Joseph was looking at me very anxiously. Seeing me looking up at him, he quickly moved his eyes away and stared at my sofa table, as if a flower suddenly bloomed on it.

"Hey."

"??"

"Your dark circles are really obvious. Didn't you secretly go to China to see pandas?"

"... Vivian, will your stomach hurt if you say thank me..."

"Haha."

"Hold one."

"??"

"Hold one as a thank you to me for carrying so many things back from afar."

"Okay."

In the next second, a slightly nervous hug made me hear another person's heartbeat.

"Joseph Lee."

"Ok??"

"Did you fall asleep on my shoulder?"

"Vivian Zhou, do you dare to spoil the atmosphere a little more?"

The result of my friend's return is that I finally have a professional to help me analyze the bill.Now, each of us is sitting cross-legged on the sofa with a lollipop, and the other seats on the sofa are occupied by bills and passbooks.

"Vivienne, actually, I don't think your expenses are too big, but it's actually not bad." After looking through almost all the bills within reach, Joseph took off his glasses and rubbed his temples , looking physically and mentally exhausted.

"Really?" Could it be that I still abide by the glorious virtue of thrift? !

"Your problem is that you're not earning enough."

I picked up a passbook in front of me and threw it at Joseph.Bah, should have thought you had nothing nice to say.

"Really, when I went to work in the first year, all my income was twice as much as yours, okay?" Joseph said something that made my teeth itch even more while dodging the passbook that was attacking him.

"You teach at Caltech and I give lectures at a community college. Is this more interesting? Is it more interesting!" Joseph's salary in the first year of work is twice that of mine. Isn't the salary of Sheldon and others who have been working for nearly ten years? higher.In the future, I will never feel sorry for them occasionally treating me to a meal.snort.

"I'm serious with you." Joseph tried to hold down my gnashing hands, "You see, all your money is deposited in the bank at a demand rate, and the interest rate is basically zero. You can take the money out to buy a fund, or you can deposit it at a time deposit. OK."

It’s true what he said. After waking up to the United States, I didn’t seem to have any concept of money making money. . .It must have been spoiled by Penny!kindness!

"It would be fine if you said something constructive earlier." I withdrew my hand from clapping Joseph, put my legs down from the sofa, and brushed my hair gracefully, as if the violence just now hadn't happened However, Joseph was taken aback for a while.

"To celebrate your return from exchange in Korea, I invite you to dinner today. After dinner, you go home to sleep. The more you look at the dark circles and red eyes, the more it reminds me of Michael Jackson's "Thriller."

"I'm going to sleep here."

"Go away!"

After tidying up a bit, he pulled up Joseph who was still slumped on the sofa, locked the door, and walked up the stairs.Recently, an Italian restaurant with super authentic taste opened in the center of Pascal. The price is also very reasonable. The only drawback is that there are too many people.I made a reservation call before going out just now, and the waiter said that there is still a seat, but I must arrive within half an hour, otherwise it will be reserved for others.

"Hi, Vivienne, and Dr. Li." As soon as they went down the third floor, they met a group of four science boys holding a box.Sure enough, chance encounters on the stairs are unavoidable. . .What is going on with my mentality of being caught cheating. . . . .

"Dr. Huh. It's funny that people in economics can have a Ph.D. They just need to count the money." The above remarks were made after looking at Joseph and bowing his head to count the number of ants on the floor that didn't exist Pa, Dr.

"Sheldon, Joseph is my friend. Be nice to him, please?"