[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

At this moment, the entire auditorium was clearly divided into two halves, one half consisted of the four people on the stage, plus Petunia; the other half consisted of all the people off the stage, except Petunia.Sheldon turned on the artificial intelligence mode and began to think about this problem.

Different from our forehead sighing "Sheldon is going to release classic quotations again, I hope that poor girl will not be said to collapse", the students in the audience burst into booing that normal people would make when they hear gossip around them and laughter.The students around the girl who asked the question also patted her on the back to show her praise. The few young people who played with their mobile phones with their heads down, and the old people who couldn't hold back their dozing (community college characteristics) all woke up in good time. Come over, very anxiously looked around and asked what happened.Unfortunately, the other students were busy booing and had no time to pay attention to them. They were confused to show their gregariousness to cover up their desertion, and they booed more happily than everyone else.

How do you know?The old man who seemed to be called Pierce happened to be sitting in the first row of the audience directly opposite me.As for why I can recognize his name, one is because he came to my class with Annie, and the other is because this old student ranks far ahead in the list of "students who have contributed the most to the school" First, the principal asked every teacher to give him warmth like a spring breeze.In today's symposium, from the first 5 minutes after the lecture, this venerable senior fell into endless sleep with his head raised and his mouth half open. Even in a venue that accommodated hundreds of people, I could still hear his high and low grunts occasionally with a cute little sharp tone.This makes me can't help but sigh with emotion, as a teacher, I don't treat you well in vain!You sleep in my class, and you sleep in Sheldon's seminars. There is really no deviation and no difference! !After everyone started arguing about the gossip about Sheldon, Uncle Pi finally woke up and asked anxiously, shaking his head from side to side dully, "What's the matter? It's those stupid scientists who started the fight." Is it?" Hey, can you sit in the first row, we all heard it. . . . .Helplessly, the few people sitting next to him were discussing on their own, and no one paid any attention to him.At first glance, this unwilling uncle didn't want people to ignore him, and he didn't want to look like he was being put aside by young people.He frowned and thought for a while, then suddenly, he frowned, clenched his left hand and tapped the palm of his right hand, showing a smile of "I'm so witty".Not good not good, big things are not good. . .

"Look, look, there are two Asians, one Jew, and only two whites. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha." Uncle Pi shouted "Asian" and "Jew" loudly and accurately, as if he was afraid that others would not hear him. , and stretched out his palm to Troy, a black teenager sitting next to him, expecting a "highfive". . . . . .

If I have money, the first thing I will do is to sponsor a large amount of teaching funds to the school. The only requirement is to drive that old monster named Pierce Hawthorne out of the school!

"Hmm," Sheldon was about to speak. . . . . .The audience fell silent.The heavens are spirited, the ground is spirited, Sheldon must not talk too much and make me unable to stay in this school.If you pat your ass and flee to Caltech, everything will be fine, and I will retire here 55555555

"Before I came, I read Jane Goodall's biography, so I was mentally prepared for many questions raised by your IQ decisions, but yours completely fell below the primate should. The question that a single-celled animal can have its own answer is still beyond my expectations." As he spoke, Sheldon pointed to the girl who had already stayed there asking the question, as if mourning her IQ He lowered his head and raised his eyebrows contemptuously.Doubi principal held his chest like an offended woman, his eyes widened in disbelief, and he looked like a guide map of "following others".There was silence at the scene, only Uncle Pierce was asking, "Who is Jane Gooda? It sounds like a bitch." I couldn't wait to get under the table.Damn, Sheldon, are you playing with me?

"However, since I am a human being and an advanced animal, I should also think about this issue. Of course, this is not only the tragedy of my IQ, but also the tragedy of the entire human race." It seems that I didn't notice the weird atmosphere at the scene, thank you Dunton continued on his own, without getting stuck or stuttering, as smooth as he wanted, "You asked me if I have a 'girlfriend', I can understand it as a sociological relationship, which includes The meaningless sticking together of two people as if they were wasting their lives, and the exchange of bodily fluids that are completely unhygienic. In general, this relationship is completely caused by adrenaline dopamine. After three years, the dopamine is used up. In an instant, many men and women, including Leonard and Penny, began to break hands and count the days, "Of course, this kind of relationship is necessary when cloning and genetic research have not yet been formed, although it is dirty and boring. It still makes sense. But now, people with high IQ, such as me, can completely preserve my IQ through scientific means and create a perfect monarch (Sheldon, you played too many games last night... ) So, in the past, I thought it would be pointless to know any woman. Unless she had a higher IQ than me, such as Marie Curie. But she died before I was born.” At this point, Shelton put his right hand On the chest, in a moment of silence, "but now, I have two female friends, one is Penny who lives across from me, because of her obvious relationship with my roommate and my best friend Leonard, I have to I can't bear her appearing in my life for a long time." Penny sitting in the first row raised her hand and nodded, showing that she was honored with her gestures, but her expression was. . . . .You know.

"The other is my best female friend. Although she is only a master of arts, she is still teaching in this university." Following the direction in which Shelton turned his head, the eyes of the audience were fixed on the already frozen seat of me. . .

Although I'm just a M.A., I'm still teaching at this university.

Nani? !I'm actually Sheldon's best female friend!

This happiness came so suddenly, I am a little dizzy now.

"I would like to ask Professor Hofstede, what was the biggest difficulty you experienced when you were in the North Pole?" A boy with a good student face that is rare in our school stood up and asked Leonard ask questions.The young man is not bad. He has studied foreign literature before and after I came to this school, he still came to listen to my class.If you don't ask Annie if she recognizes her, if she does, she will pull her over to help me with my project.

"Uh, the biggest difficulty." Leonard raised his little head and struggled, "The cold, the lack of supplies, and the difficulty of installing large instruments, these are the difficulties that every polar researcher will encounter. But Personally, the biggest difficulty for me is probably missing my girlfriend. She was not my girlfriend at the time, and I missed her very much in the North Pole.” Leonard said affectionately Penny glanced in the direction.Reluctantly, the four scientists seemed to have talked too much technical terms just now, and Petunia sat there nodding her head like a chicken pecking rice, and the figurative Zzzz popped out of her head.Leonard gave all his friendship to the air, and his face was almost green.Fortunately, the audience friends were quite savvy, and they all sighed "so touching" and "so affectionate", which made Leonard's anger go away.

Oh, dopamine, you grinding goblin. . .

"Which classmate wants to ask me? I will answer any questions the girls have~" Seeing that the lively question-and-answer session here completely ignores his own business, Howard, who is full of expectations for this campus trip, is not calm.

"I would like to ask Dr. Kusapari." Anne, who had raised her hand for almost an hour, finally grabbed the microphone.Xiao Nizi faced Raj directly, without looking at Howard from the corner of her eye.Raj clasped his hands together, with a Buddha-bright smile on his face, sat down and bowed to Annie. Annie hurriedly returned the bow, and almost dropped the microphone on the ground in excitement.

So, the same pervert, Howard, if you lose, you lose because you don't know how to pretend. . .

"Excuse me, doctor, you are not only a young scientist of Indian origin, but also a, please forgive me for saying this word, a person with a language barrier." At this point, Anne gave Raj a very apologetic look. He smiled at her tolerantly, indicating that he didn't take it to heart.Nonsense, it's not that he can't really talk, he just can't talk to women while awake.Seeing that Raj was so "magnanimous", Annie gave her a LOLI smile that was full of admiration and gratitude, and continued, "May I ask what is supporting you to move forward to your dream?"

The audience held their breath, only the sound of Raj typing on the keyboard was heard.After a while, this sentence appeared on the big projection at the scene - everything is from the heart.

Thunderous applause resounded through the audience.The principal and Annie wiped away the tears from the corners of their eyes at the same time, with a synchronization rate of 90.00% at [-].

Raj. . . .I really underestimated you.

"Uh, everyone, do you have any questions for Engineer Worowitz?" Seeing Howard kept gesturing to me and encouraging the (female) students to ask him questions, my eyes were about to cramp, and I was still a little bit sympathetic. Reluctantly, he said, "If you have any questions about aerospace engineering, computers, machinery, er, manual work, you can consult him."

"Can I still ask Dr. Cooper questions?"

"Dr. Hofstede!!"

"Dr. Kusapari??"

The students didn't seem to hear what I said, and rushed to raise their hands to ask questions to the three people except Howard. . . .

Well. .Sister can only help you here.

The two-and-a-half-hour symposium passed quickly, and the excitement far exceeded my expectations.Everyone except Howard was happy with the event.As soon as the discussion was over, the principal rushed to the podium, rushing to take a photo with Sheldon and the others. He was very lively and cute as he jumped up and down, and he looked like a brother to Howard before he came to school.

"Teacher Vivienne." Lolita's delicate voice pulled me back from the principal's graceful figure.

"Hey, Annie. And don't remind me! Britta, brother-in-law, Shirley, Rabouti, Troy, Pierce!" Oops, I have a pretty good memory.

"The discussion was really good, I learned a lot!" Annie held the densely written notebook and pulled me excitedly.

"Dr. Cooper gave me the address of a comic book store. You are right, he has a lot of research on movies and animation." Rapti waved a small note in his hand to me, habitually He raised his eyebrows.

"Speaking of Dr. Cooper. Wow, what a romantic confession." Annie suddenly elongated her tone, and touched mine with her arm with a playful smile.

???

"Call other people's relationships as meaningless, just call you his best female friend. Wow, so cute and romantic." Brita suddenly came over and said excitedly to me.It seemed like tiny saliva was sprayed on my face. . . . .Annie and Shirley beside her nodded desperately. . .

This is what God understands! ! !

author!You must be playing with me! !