[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

"Students, this Wednesday in the school lecture theater, I invited four of my friends who teach at Caltech to hold a symposium for you. They just returned from the Arctic expedition and achieved a lot of results. If you have any questions about I want to communicate with them about their problems and ideas about this expedition, and I can interact with them."

I regret that I said this before the formal class content.As a result, the Asian literature that was supposed to be taught didn't even finish the first chapter, instead it was busy answering endless questions from curious students.Am I really teaching adults and not a bunch of school kids?Why do I feel that these questions are so overwhelming to me.

"Abdi, uh, I'm sure they haven't encountered sea monsters in the North Sea." This Arab student who is obviously keen to turn his life into a movie seemed to automatically block my negation, and tilted his head to enter the empty state, " Well, you can discuss that with Dr. Sheldon Cooper, and maybe he'll be very keen on it too."

It's not just a passion, Sheldon loves "Clash of the Gods" so much.It was not enough to pull everyone to the cinema to watch the premiere. I bought a Blu-ray disc and played it three times at home.The North Sea monster, which is neither new nor creative, is the twin brother (sister?) of the Great White Shark.For a person who loves to complain, what a blow!So Sheldon and the others must have never encountered a sea monster in the North Sea, otherwise how could they hold back and not tell me~

"Annie, do you have any questions? But if you ask me what I need to do to prepare for the symposium and what books to read, I can't answer it. The majors are different."

"Uh, that's gone..."

"However, if you like stars, you can chat with Dr. Kusapari, who is an expert in astronomy research. However, you may only communicate with pen and paper, because he cannot speak."

"Oh—————" There was an exclamation of regret and admiration in the classroom.Annie crossed her hands in front of her chest, as if she couldn't hold her girlish heart.Hey, it seems that I misled everyone. .Raj is not dumb, he just can't talk to women.But let the students regard him as a representative of the disabled and strong, otherwise it would be too annoying to explain.

"Professor Worowitz specializes in engineering. Except for the North Pole, you can talk to him about any problems in the production of three-dimensional models." Easy to understand and accept research too.I don't know if Howard will blame me for speaking his subject so grounded or thank me for earning him popularity. . .

In order to welcome the arrival of the four tall "scientific explorers" (in the words of the principal), the school has gone to great lengths.A school like ours with little academic accomplishment unexpectedly organized an academic week like never before, and the opening event was of course a discussion by Sheldon and the others.For this academic week, I don’t know if it’s because I haven’t studied for a long time or what, but the students still feel very fresh and look forward to it. The performance is that there is a large group of people around the bulletin board every day, and the seats in the lecture theater are surprisingly It was also fully booked early in the morning.

The world is changing too fast, Teacher Vivienne can't bear it.

Also, if you want to learn, why don't you listen to my class? !

In general, all preliminary preparations are in order.Everything is ready, only the east wind is owed.As for whether these ray of east wind are reliable or not. . .There was such a picture in my mind-a group of girls sat around Leonard, asking him to tell interesting stories about physics experiments.Leonard blushed and lowered his head lower and lower amidst the pleasant chatter.Howard next to him tried his best to attract girls, bragging that he could let them drive on Mars.As tempting as it sounds, the girls are scared away until a big tall guy who is everywhere in our school punches him in the face - and the world goes quiet.Raj is a good friend who saves him, but he only dares to hide in a small corner, shaking his head at all the girls who talk to him, until he finds a bottle of wine out of nowhere and starts to introduce himself to everyone The story of "Slumdog Millionaire".Bah, the rich second generation still pretends to be *Sibo's attention, shameless.

You ask Sheldon?Do you think he can stand the literacy level of community college students?Recall Sheldon's reaction when Penny first appeared, and imagine there are now more than 100 Penny!

It is better to help yourself than to ask for help!

As usual, the dinner took place at Sheldon and Leonard's apartment, with everyone present.After I finished eating, I turned off the TV and dragged the whiteboard that had been set aside to the middle of the living room.Hey, is Sheldon yelling something?did not hear.

"Look here, look here" I tapped the pen cap on the whiteboard twice like a kindergarten teacher to let the children focus on me, "Since everyone is going to Pasadena Community College the day after tomorrow, that is, I teach The school lectures, so I want to tell you some precautions..."

"I don't think there's anything worth noting about lecturing at a community college." Before I could finish my sentence, Sheldon started yelling.

"You must not despise the IQ of students! Whether it is language or behavior!! Sheldon, I am not sure what the IQ of our students is, but I am sure that almost all of our boys can knock you out with one hand." I am serious said to Sheldon.Very serious.Very serious!

"Leonard, prepare some fun physics experiments. No academics, fun, gimmicks!"

"Vivian, I also often attend classes in our school."

"You're going to Pasadena Community College, not Caltech!"

"Oh, okay." Leonard nodded obediently.

"Howard!"

"I will definitely let the students in your school feel the charm of science, and the charm of scientists~" Howard sat on the sofa and twisted swayingly, and cast a wink by the way.

"If you let me find a little fluorescent or bright red and green in everything you wear from top to bottom, you're screwed! Dress like a teacher, OK? Don't hook up with girls!"

"Vivian, are you jealous? It's okay, I still love you the most. Oh, why did you hit me, Sheldon?!"

"Howard, get out of my way." He gave him a disgusted look, "Raj, the students seem to understand that you are dumb... When communicating, you might as well use a computer to type or pass notes...don't Talk. You can't talk anyway."

Raj hung his head in disappointment.A few seconds later, he seemed to have thought of something and smiled with satisfaction.

. . . . . . . .God bless you, don't be a moth. . . . .

"Students, let us applaud the four professors from Caltech who have just returned from the North Pole." What should come will always come.Now we are sitting in the largest lecture theater in the school, Sheldon and his party are sitting in a row.Below are the students who are crammed in the aisle with all the seats occupied.Penny is off today, and she came to sign up for the next season's on-the-job class and came with us by the way. Now she is sitting in the middle seat of the first row, next to the headmaster who is dressed like a Frankenstein.

From the looks of it, even Howard was dressed normally.Maybe it was because I threatened him, but today he was wearing a dark formal suit, and at first glance he looked like a university professor.Can't see it, Sheldon looks handsome in a suit.

"I was invited by my friend, Vivienne Zhou, to tell you about real physics. Of course, I believe that most of you can't understand. I think it's your honor." Sure enough, when he spoke Just disillusioned. . .

"Dr. Leonard, would you like to share with us your interesting scientific experiment?" Seeing that the direction was wrong, he quickly cut off Sheldon's words.Still Leonard is more reliable.

"I brought a small model of a front-projection holographic display and a laser tracker. This simulator is specially equipped so that no one except the experimenter, which is me, needs to wear goggles," Leonard said. He took out a device that looked very advanced, "Turn off the light, Vivienne?" Leonard pressed the switch of the machine, and in an instant, the impact of the pencil on the table floated in the air, As Leonard's hand shifted, "the lasers mapped the reflective surfaces and showed these patterns. And now our research topic is whether everything we feel in the three-dimensional world is just a part of our entire universe." A holographic projection?"

The students in the audience burst into exclamations, and our funny dean had already put his face on the podium by relying on the terrain. "Oh, great physics! So great!!"

Sheldon turned his head disdainfully: "Tch, experimental physics. Leonard can only do projection. Vivienne, right?"

"Uh, actually, I think it's quite powerful."

"What am I talking about with you, M.A."

Hey, you came to tell me first.

The holographic projection experiment was over, and the lights were turned on again.Seeing that Leonard is in the limelight, Howard, who is not reconciled, begins to fight for the pick-up.

"Actually, I am a senior engineer, specializing in aerospace. The space water cycle and heating device I designed have been used by NASA in the space station. And, the beautiful girls present." Howard suddenly adjusted his normal tone , the girls in the front row winked. . .Things are not going well, "In addition to being an accomplished engineer, I'm also a very interesting person and currently single..."

"We asked Dr. Kusapari to show you the academic video he prepared." Seeing that the situation was not good, he quickly cut off Howard's words, "He can't speak, please understand." Raj pointed at the right time own throat, shook his head.Putting your hands together and bowing to everyone, you can be as elegant as you want, and you can be as oriental as you want.Raj, in fact, you were born as an actor. . .

The eyes of the audience instantly became awe-inspiring.Raj's video starts playing.It was a film about the process of his discovery of an asteroid. It cost a lot of money at first glance, and it was very tall.The dubbing is done by professional dubbing personnel, which also fits Raj's "unable to speak" setting.

"I'm Raj Kusapari, and I'm looking for the next star." At the end of the film, Raj's voice came from behind a star.This obviously startled him himself, and he froze and couldn't move.After a while, he looked at me for help with puppy-like eyes.

"That's right. This video was shot before Dr. Kusapari went to the North Pole. In the North Pole, due to a sudden storm, the doctor who was wearing a mask lost his voice before it was too late. Let's applaud him."

With a sigh of relief, Raj offered another Namaste to me and everyone present.There are already girls in the audience wiping tears.The dumbfounded Penny secretly gave me two thumbs up. . .

Isn't it just making up stories? We are professionals.

"Now, do you guys have any questions for the four on stage about science, about the Arctic, or about anything?"

"In order to prevent you from asking random and unorganized questions, let me first talk about my original intention of taking the three of them to the North Pole." Sheldon had something to say. .I kept teasing him, hoping that he would never tell about the data tampering by my little partner.

"I came to the North Pole to prove Einstein's string theory. No one has ever proved this theory. Once I succeed, I will change the physics world. Although I didn't succeed this time, I firmly believe that one day I will succeed. I will also tell those who do not deserve the Nobel Prize, what is the value of the Nobel Prize!"

silence. .silence. .silence. . .

After a long time, I don't know who applauded first.In an instant, there was a flood of applause in the entire venue.I've never seen such a Sheldon, such a serious Sheldon Cooper.In my impression, he always seems to be a genius kid, boasting about his genius, and being coaxed and held up all the time because he is cute(?).At this moment, I saw a person who was persistent and stubborn, and bravely assumed the responsibility of matching his talents.Maybe it's because I don't know him well, the boy Sheldon in my eyes has actually been persevering and struggling.

"Dr. Cooper. Do you have a girlfriend?"

I looked up at the slightly excited girls in the back row of the lecture theater.

child. . .Are you looking for abuse, or are you looking for abuse? .Still looking for abuse. . .