[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

"Hey, Leonard, this road... doesn't look right. The Sheltons don't look like they're around here."

At this time we are on an unknown road in Galveston, Texas.The city is famous for its harbor and seaside, and is rich in processed flour and oil.But the most famous one is Sheldon Cooper, a local specialty beast.This creature is humanoid and deer-like, with a cute appearance and superior attack power. It is a weapon of mass destruction, danger index: S; countermeasures: cover his mouth.

Pulling away, continue to come back to talk about this road.

This is one. . . .good way.Everything is quiet, only listening to the wind singing.Deep in the grassy (weeds) luxuriant path is a gurgling river.During this period, there is no sound of people or cars. Here, it seems that man and nature have been blended.

But the point is, you can't even see the shadow of the residential area nearby, okay?

"Sorry, I'm sorry, I borrowed this navigation from a friend of the USN (abbreviation for the United States Navy), and I haven't had time to debug it, so..." Howard, who was sitting in the front row, didn't know where to go The different-dimensional space took out a notebook, opened a background program that made me dizzy at a glance, and ten fingers that matched his body shape flew up and down on it.

"I'll go! When I go out, I want to drive the car navigation and you still don't let me use it. Now my rotten thing is so broken! These are two completely different directions, okay!! Beep (please use the words here Make up your own brain) Beep (harmony) If this continues, how can you catch the plane back to Pasadena at [-] o'clock!! Beep (harmony)" Leonard tugged at his neckline, and patted him hard again as if to vent his anger Twice the steering wheel.Yoho, I can't usually see it!This posture and action are quite like the hero of a romantic idol drama.

After some thumping, Leonard didn't look like he had let off steam.He smashed the driver's platform twice, then slammed his head on the steering wheel. . . . . . . .

"Ow!!"

. . . . . . . . . .Hey, I just praised you.After a round, it's still a second-hand product.

"Leonard, you don't need to be in a hurry. Penny has been waiting for you for three months and nothing will happen in these few hours." She looked at Howard and his small computer.A woman's sixth sense tells me that the thing should be tuned (tuned) soon.

"I, I'm not for, for Penny, Penny" It's a worldwide psychological problem to stick your tongue out when you're nervous, thank Leonard for proving this to us, "Also, there are still many, many experiments, data, etc. Wait for me to come back, go back and tidy up."

"Just admit that your brain is now on Penny's chest." Howard's contempt stretched from his eyes to his trimmed mustache after returning from the North Pole. "Okay, our little one is back to functioning, Accurate to within centimeters. Let's head for Cooper House!"

In this way, after Leonard's hurricane all the way, we arrived at the door of Sheldon's house smoothly.

"Leonard, is it necessary to turn the ordinary car rented from the airport into Need for Speed? If you can participate in F1 in the future, don't forget to get Hamilton's autograph for me." Rolling limply from the car, I It felt like my head and stomach were going to explode.Leonard, if you were as decisive and aggressive as you were driving today, you would have been with Penny before I moved into the apartment.

"Uh, Vivienne, I'm sorry. Are you okay?" She frowned and pointed her lips at her fingers, looking at a loss in general.Leonard's expression now is so Leonard.

Sheldon's home is very fresh and lovely.Outside the house is a small courtyard filled with flowers and plants.The swings in the bushes are climbed by vines, showing the happy childhood of the children who grew up in the house.Even the door has been painted a vibrant green, full of natural and cozy taste.

In other words, how did Sheldon grow up like this?

"Let's make an agreement first" Leonard held Howard's hand that was about to knock on the door, "don't start other topics except to persuade Sheldon to go back, and don't eat here. We have to catch the three o'clock flight. Howard , can you take off your hateful hat?"

"No, I want to do as the Romans do," Howard said, knocking on the bracelet on the door.

"Which town? Toy Story??" It's also very interesting to see Howard deflated.

"Hello, children." The door opened, and Sheldon's mother greeted us warmly, "You came so fast."

"Yes, we came here on a long-distance flight at night." Leonard seemed to be more familiar with Mama Xie and this house than we were. He hung his handbag on the coat rack in the porch as soon as he entered the door, and smoothly Hang up Howard's hat too.here you go!

"Do you want something to drink?" Mama Xie closed the door and turned to us with a smile on her face. She didn't seem to have any grievances because we "bullied" his son, and even offered us a drink.What to do, I feel so guilty.

"If possible, I'd like to see the Texas specialty "Lone Star Beer"."Sure enough, feelings of guilt and guilt will not appear in Howard, and pushing his nose and face is his main item.How dare you ask a devout Christian for a drink!Your brain is in that red kid's hat hanging on the coat rack.

"Our family doesn't drink alcohol!" Sure enough, Xie's mother swept away the gentle expression just now, and pointed her finger at Howard's head seriously, just like a middle school dean of politics and education.That expression seemed to say, "It's fine if you don't listen to your mother and go to church, but you still dare to drink! Do you really think you're an adult?"

"Uh, then I want a cup of hot chocolate, low sugar." Howard changed his cowboy pie and became the doormat in middle school again.

"I'll just give you a cup of Coke!" Xie's mother stared at the Jewish boy for dozens of seconds with the eyes of reprimanding the naughty child, and made the above decision.

"Vivienne dear, it's surprising that you came with them to pick up Xie Li. It's great that you can come! Xie Li has been talking about you for the past two days, saying that you cooked for him Chinese cuisine accompanied him to the dentist and the supermarket. Of course, the original words are a little ambiguous. I believe Shelly will be very happy to see you." Ms. Cooper, I always thought that we were not familiar with each other before, but you are so enthusiastic Treating me is really flattering.

"Heh. Heh.. It's a bad compliment. It should be." The original words are a little bit ambiguous, and the amount of information is really a little bit too much. I don't believe that Sheldon and his mother will evaluate me in a complimenting tone. !His original words are probably like this: "Vivienne doesn't put Korean soy sauce in Chinese food according to my requirements, and she doesn't allow me to buy the latest comic book as a reward when I go to the dentist. An illogical but socially polite excuse for refusing to drive me to the supermarket." Sheldon, which Chinese cooks with stick soy sauce? ? ! !I use light soy sauce! !soy sauce! ! !The smell of anesthesia in the dental hospital made my legs go limp. How dare you let me drive you to the comic book store where the nerds gather to hear what antidepressants he prescribed from Stuart? ? ! !I don't want to go to the supermarket with you, so I will tell you that my aunt is here, she has the ability to expose me! !Get rid of me! ! !

Sheldon Cooper, Falk Squid!

Perhaps it was because my expression was too ferocious, Ms. Cooper patted my arm worriedly.I smiled weakly at her.

Raising a demon king or something, we are all victims. . . . . .

"Where's Lacy? Why didn't he come??"

"His name is Raj, Ms. Cooper." Leonard, who had been looking down at his watch since just now, finally raised his head.

"Is he still unable to talk to girls?"

"Uh, yes."

"We have a great therapist in our church, although she usually only treats people on crutches and wheelchairs. But I bet she would like to try to treat Raj, whether he is third world or Asian. What evil."

. . . . .

Ms Cooper. .I am standing in front of you right now. . . . . . . . .

"Please forgive me, Ms. Cooper." Leonard glanced at his watch again, and then, as if after a violent psychological struggle, he summoned up the courage to stop Xie, who was walking into the house, "There is a class back to Los Angeles at three o'clock. flight, you can't imagine how much I want to be on this flight!"

Ms. Cooper was stunned for a moment as if she had heard something anecdotal, and then she smiled "I understand": "Hurry up to meet the girl?"

"Yes, ma'am." Leonard smiled a little shyly, but also a little proudly, and even more awkwardly.

"That's great, honey. I've been praying for you."

Let me just say, how could Penny fall in love with Leonard like a convulsion.

"What are they doing here?" While we were talking, Sheldon came out of the house.He was wearing home clothes with a Hulk pattern on it, the hairs on the top of his head were slightly curled up, and he was holding a glass of water. When he saw us, he complained to his mother angrily. With coquettish.

Although it has long been known that Sheldon's level-jumping experience is no worse than Super Mario, but, God, Sheldon in Texas is like an underage high school student!

"We are here to apologize." Under the leadership of Captain Leonard, we lined up (Leonard, me, Howard) and expressed our sincere apologies to Sheldon, "We were wrong, sorry, thank you Leon. Now, why not pack your things, we have a flight to catch."

Leonard, is there such an apology?

"No, this is my home now! Thanks to you guys, my career is over. I'm going to spend the rest of my life in Texas trying to teach evolution to God theorists."

Mother Xie raised her finger, made an offended silencing gesture, and then poked Sheldon: "Be careful with what you say, Shelly. Everyone has the right to express their opinions."

"Evolution is not an opinion, it is a fact!"

"It's just your opinion!"

From my point of view, the red flame representing Ms. Cooper and the blue flame representing Dr. Cooper are both burning equally.After a while, the blue flame made a "poof" and went out.

"I forgive you, let's go home." Dr. Cooper was defeated.

"Who said prayers are useless?" Mama Xie raised a half-drunk bottle of Coke on the table and gave us a smile of "everything is under control".

too. . . . .Too fierce! !