[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

For Leonard, the trip to the North Pole began with a kiss from Penny and ended with a refreshed return from Penny's house to his apartment in the early morning.

That's the conclusion I reached with Howard and Raj.

On the night before that seminal morning, Howard, in the spirit of science, friendship, and mutual assistance, installed multiple miniature smart detectors on the side-swing sofa chair that Leonard used for breakfast, so as to Be the first to grasp the latest trends of the newborn Leonard.

In fact, it is not the first time. . . .The first time should be in an unknown corner of Penny's apartment. . .However, due to the high degree of difficulty and Penny's natural anti-reconnaissance ability (refusing all the excuses Howard put forward for entering Penny's apartment), Howard had no choice but to place "HorseNo1" in the second scene.As for why this device, which is mainly used to test adrenaline, is named the No. [-] horse.What kind of horse is this. . . .

Huh (three beeps), I still feel so wretched when I think about it!

Howard and Raj may look happy, as evidenced by their enthusiasm for Leonard's health, but in reality, they're sad.Think about it, too, originally we were all single together, being a group of happy dead bachelors, playing games and watching movies in our spare time, and thinking about the beautiful and lovely waiters when we went to a restaurant. Say "a hamburger", oh yes, Raj can't even say that, it's interesting to think about it.But when one of them, and the one who is generally considered the most ordinary and the least distinctive, actually became the first person to find the girlfriend of the goddess, and the goddess lives next to Toad Pond, everyone thinks White swan!

What a blow. . . .Howard and Raj have stopped bouncing for days.

Shelton expressed his "disappointment" that Leonard would likely spend the night at Penny's house on a regular basis, so no one could help undo the greater damage when an accident happened to the individual.Note that it is a purely intellectual word like "disappointment", just like the country's foreign ministry spokesman, and Shelton even said this word in a tone similar to that of the foreign ministry spokesman.Just no tone.The actions that match this word are, spread your hands, shrug your shoulders, shake your head, all in one go.It was as stiff as if it had just been learned from some human being.Originally, I expected him to use words like "lost," "sad," and "happy," which are more human.But it turns out that no matter how human-like Sheldon looks, he is still just a humanoid machine. According to the current science and technology, it is impossible to create a robot with emotions.But there is also a possibility that Sheldon is a species that we haven't really discovered before, or an alien visitor.Thinking about it this way, there is no way to explain some of Dr. Cooper's strange behaviors and thoughts.

Leaving aside the various manifestations of the boys' love for Lepe from their own perspectives, in fact, I think the two of them falling in love actually have no impact on the daily life of our small circle.Originally, Leonard and Penny lived opposite each other, and they were really "the right pair". Although the two professional fields were completely different, miraculously, they were very compatible, and there was never a situation where they couldn't talk. It's a good match, a good match.What's more, how does that sentence say "a strong girl is afraid of being pestered by a man", even though Penny is not a strong girl, anyone with eyes knows that it will be a matter of time before the two of them get together.

Sorry, Howard Drago, I didn't mean you two didn't have eyes.

I'm sorry, Sheldon, though I don't know if it's the hyperintelligent spy sensor on your face, or the eyes. . .

By the way, in fact, at first I wanted to say that Howard looks like a wild monkey, and his energy is really great! I took two long-distance flights within 24 hours, and I didn’t have time to close my eyes to rest because Sheldon said that the altitude was dangerous, and I had to be prepared to jump out of the plane at any time and forced me to take off my high heels.Leonard is a beautiful woman who is nervous, and it is understandable. Why did you pack up your baskets of small machines early the next morning and ran all the way here to wait for Leonard? !

I'm so sleepy, anyway, I don't have class today so I don't need to go to school, let me lie down for a while. . .

"Boom, boom, boom" is the familiar dynamic. .Could it be that Sheldon came up to borrow something?No, if it was Sheldon, he would definitely have to add "Vivian" three times.Could it be that the fact that Leonard didn't sleep with him at night made poor Shelly hoarse from crying?I'm going, Vivienne Zhou!In the past week, it is forbidden to read the fanart of Juanfu Peanut! !

"Hi, Petunia!" Opening the door, she saw that standing at the door was Petunia holding a long loaf of bread.

"Damn, infected by Sheldon! I forgot how I knocked on the door before. Vivienne, let's have breakfast together?"

Before I finished speaking, she walked into the room on her own, sat on the sofa, looked at me with resentful eyes, then looked at the sofa, looked at me, and looked at the sofa again. . . .

"I'm going to brush my teeth. What do you want to tell me, Petunia?"

Facts have proved that not only Sheldon's mind is difficult to guess, but Queen Pei's mind is also difficult to guess.

"Last night, it was, you know, I thought it was kind of weird."

"Pfft..." I sprayed all the milk in my mouth on the floor.Petunia, look clearly, the person sitting in front of you is a Chinese, okay?Subtle Chinese! !

"So, you feel that the real situation of the two of you together is different from what you imagined." After cleaning up the mess on the floor, Penny's narration also came to an end.

"That's right, it feels a bit indescribable, it's just weird... like"

"Penny, three months ago, also on this sofa, who told me how much she liked Leonard, who was it?" Listening to the emotional journey that Penny couldn't explain clearly, I interrupted her The words, "Tell me, who is it?"

"It's me." Petunia lowered her head, her eyes fell on her right hand, which was constantly rubbing the fingers of her left hand. "When Leonard went to the North Pole, he kept thinking how happy we would be together. He really He's a very nice person, Vivienne, and he brought me a snowflake from the North Pole. I've received many gifts, but nothing this romantic. But the more I do, the more I think about it, Lai Nader is so good, he is a real scientist, I can't read his notebook at all, he will make more achievements in the future; and I am just a cheesecake shop waiter, and I haven't even attended community college. ..."

"Leonard is five centimeters shorter than you, and he has had two girlfriends in total, one of whom is a North Korean spy. Since you moved in, he has had a crush on you. Let's talk about it, but it was obviously the first time I saw you Standing in a stairwell, I can see it. Yes, Leonard is a professor at Caltech. If you are lucky, you may get a tenured honorary title when you are 50 years old. But Penny, don’t forget Why did you come to California, maybe in two years you will be popular in Hollywood. So dear, come to me early in the morning and talk about a lot of things, what do you have to worry about, Lai Nader is the one who fell from the sky, how about you?!"

Petunia seemed to be stunned. After a while, she said blankly: "Vivienne, why are you so excited?"

"You're so stupid!" I picked up the bread and took a bite, wishing I could shudder at Petunia's forehead, she looks so good-looking, how could she be so stupid, "Obviously it's a flower inserted On the muddy ground (Leonard is not bad enough to be called cow dung, I still have this bit of conscience and cognition), this silly flower keeps saying that she is not worthy of this muddy ground, you Tell me if I want to get excited. When you first said it, I thought you were here to complain about Leonard's kidney failure. It didn't explode."

"Vivian, you've been with Howard for too long, stay away from him."

"If you want to stay away, stay away from Raj. Penny, you really can't imagine that a person can be so obscene! It makes me feel embarrassed to look directly at the Indian students in our class. I'm afraid They are the same way!"

"He can't talk to women."

"There is Howard, a simultaneous interpreter. By the way, if you are so concerned about your education all day long, why don't you come to our school and get a diploma?"

"But I forgot everything from high school." Petunia also took a bite of the bread, staring at me through the milk glass.

"You really think I'll believe what you've learned in high school..." Xiao Mian, I don't know about your broken morality.

"I have to go to work."

"You can apply for on-the-job classes. Classes usually start on weekends and evenings. If you really want to go, I'll help you ask."

"Then what major do I study?"

"If you really want to have a common language with Leonard, you can apply for a physics major."

"... Vivian..." Penny showed me a standard "囧" face.

"If you have a mixed diploma, you can choose psychology, society, education, etc. My major is not bad, why don't you just come to the literature class. Call 'ProfessorZhou' to listen, I guarantee you will pass~"

"Just read this. I don't believe you dare not pass it to me." Hey, the change is too fast. . .No, hurry up and give me back that weak, kind and easy to bully Petunia just now!

"By the way, doesn't the cheese factory have to go to work today?"

"It's okay, the manager is used to it. There will be no fine for being late for half an hour."

Penny mighty!