[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

"Teacher Vivian!!"

On the first day of school, I yawned and hugged a lot of books and moved all the way from the parking lot to the office, feeling my life during the holidays when I slept until I woke up naturally.Hearing this vigorous call from behind, I immediately wiped away the tear that I just yawned, and adjusted my expression to that of "kind and amiable sister".

"Annie, long time no see. The little beauty is also very beautiful today." The pink and tender face and the career line are really attractive.

"Teacher Vivian, I highly recommend you to my study group, and they will come to your class this semester!"

"Really. Annie's classmates in the study group must be as lovely as you. I'm looking forward to meeting them."

"Don't expect it, they are!"

Following the direction of Annie's finger, behind her are a blonde beauty, a tall handsome guy, a black athletic man, a black middle-aged mother, a dazed Indian and a man wearing glasses. . .the elderly?Annie, are you sure your recommendation doesn't include "Vivienne and I have a great relationship, and her class is covered"?Although this is also true.

Can't help but complain: "*O* is this...the global version of the Justice League...haha"

"Since the establishment of our study group, I have been looking for images in movies that match the inner spirit of our group. But you actually said it when you saw us at the first sight." The Indian who seemed to be in a daze just now said Swish rushed in front of me, and I took a step back immediately in fright, "My name is Abdin Nader, Arab, you can call me Abdi." After speaking, he tilted his head to one side again, staring at the Looking at me, as if waiting for my response.

"Uh, Vivienne Zhou, Chinese. In fact, I thought you were Indian just now."

"How do you know I'm of Indian descent?" God, his eyes lit up another ten percent.

"Professor Vivian, I'm Jeff Wenger. Anne only told us that it was a very wonderful class, but she didn't tell us that the class was taught by such a beautiful teacher."

If you say this to another person, it may be suspected of being sycophant or glib, but if you say it to Howard, you will usually get a blank stare under normal circumstances.But now this man is such a handsome man with a top-notch figure, his tone of voice is slightly frivolous, but it can make people feel how sincere he is.this skill. . .

"Have you studied law before?"

"I've been a lawyer for a while, so I'm well-known." There was a little pride in his tone, but his smile was reserved.

I'll just say it.

"Vivienne, you already know Abdi and Jeff. These are Britta, Troy, Shirley and Pierce. We usually discuss in the activity room on the first floor of the library. Feel free to come and see us: -D"

Meeting cute girls in the morning always makes people feel refreshed.After a day's (morning) class, I was just about to pack up and go home to have lunch and catch up on sleep when my phone rang.Well, Lady Gaga's "Fashion" is specially set for Howard, for his unique dressing style.

"Howard, what's the matter?"

"Sheldon ran away!!"

Things are getting worse. . . .

Counting the days, Sheldon has ignored me for three days.Not just talking, he seems to be committed to treating me as a 365-day decoration on the road, ignoring my existence very much.For example, when I met him on the stairs, I greeted him, and he would look around as if he heard some strange sound, and then went straight away.I didn't say that, Sheldon, how old are you, is it interesting to still play this game?Is this interesting? ! !

Come to think of it, I really didn't do anything.Compared with Leonard's "principal" role and Howard Drager's "accomplice" status, I can at best be regarded as a person who did not report the knowledge, which is not a big crime. As for being so on the line.But in Joseph's words, Sheldon's three best friends betrayed him, which made him unbearable, and the collusion and concealment of my average friend became the last thing that crushed Sheldon's camel straw.

Thinking about it this way, it seems reasonable.I'm sorry, Sheldon, how about I serve you a bowl of noodles?

Compared with ignoring me, Sheldon adopted a more intense hostile state towards his three former friends. The specific method is as follows: . . . . .The way is. . . . . . .for. . . . . . .

Wearing a black samurai helmet in vain to hack them with "energy".

So in today's "fierce roommates", how safe is it to find a roommate from the Department of Theoretical Physics!

"Didn't you be alive and kicking two days ago, why did you run away?" At this time, Howard and I met downstairs in the apartment building, and we walked upstairs to find Leonard, "By the way, Raj What? He's not with you???!"

"He ate too much curry last night to celebrate finally coming back from the North Pole, so..."

A moment of silence for Raj's gut.It's no wonder if you eat something so exciting after being bland for so long.

"Howard, what shall we do now?"

"What else can I do, find him!"

As soon as they went up to the third floor, they immediately saw Leonard and Penny kissing each other deeply.Oh my god, enough is enough!Believe me, this scene is literally one of the most I watch these days, even Howard is immune to it.The little Jewish boy rushed up without even looking at Leonard's intoxicated expression, and yelled at the hero of the romantic drama: "Red alert, Leonard, Sheldon is gone!"

"Shit, I can't be lucky!" Leonard spread his hands and sighed helplessly.By the way, Penny told me that they haven't done it since they got together, and there will be unexpected situations about Sheldon every time they get into battle.Leonard was really unlucky.

"How do you know Sheldon ran away?" Petunia asked Howard, who was already panicked.

"He didn't answer the phone, handed in a resignation letter to the school, and sent me a text message, which said-I ran away!"

"Okay, thank you for telling me this." With that said, Leonard turned around and hugged Penny again, ready to continue the interrupted kiss just now.

"Wait, wait, Leonard, aren't you going to do something?" Penny stopped Leonard with a face full of surprise.

"Of course we will." Leonard looked like a fish that had just been spread out on the beach, and he was about to use Penny to return to the ocean-like Penny's apartment, "Howard, you go to the comic book store to read Look; Vivienne, you go to the Thai restaurant. Where's Raj? Forget it, whatever. I'll stay at her house with Penny~"

(⊙o⊙)

Leonard, is what you're doing right now called "burning"?I have learned a lot!

"Beep..." Leonard's phone vibrated.This is probably not only the voice of the mobile phone, but also the voice of Leonard. "Beep beep——".The ringing continued, and Leonard pulled out his phone.

"It's Sheldon's mother. I'm really out of luck today!" Leonard said angrily, and then connected the phone, "Hi, Mrs. Cooper. Are you?" Leonard turned his head and said We whispered, "Sheldon's back home in Texas," and continued on the phone with Mrs. Cooper, "Yeah, I know he resigned, and it's our fault. No, no, you That's the right thing to say, someone should talk to him. Okay, okay."

After hanging up the phone, Leonard turned to the waiting audience: "New plan, Howard and Vivian, you go to Texas to persuade Sheldon to come back, and Penny and I are waiting for your news here."

. . . . . .Leonard you are enough.

"But, Leonard, you are Sheldon's best friend." Petunia stopped Leonard who was about to hug her into the door.Said the voice of everyone, "I swear, I will be here waiting for you to come back, for sure!" Well, this sentence is the source of Leonard's entanglement.

In this way, the three of us embarked on a journey to Texas.who?Who said "Three idiots make trouble in Texas"?Raj isn't here again!

"Howard, why are you dressed like this..." Please allow me to briefly introduce Howard's clothes to everyone - a red turtleneck sweater, a bright yellow shirt on the outside, and a big belt buckle blingbing on the pants Light.Do you think this is the end?hum. *It is wearing a big cowboy hat of the same color as the sweater!

"This is Texas style~~" Hey, hey, what does that excited twist after speaking mean, Huo Zai?

"Your outfit is just like Toy Story. The hat is just the hat, why do you want red."

"It matches my red turtleneck sweater." Howard's tone seemed to be saying that there is nothing to ask about such a matter of course. "Besides, children's clothing is only available in this color..."

Oh, poor Howard. .

At this time, we have already got off the long-distance plane and are renting a car and driving on the roads in Texas.The driver was a distraught Leonard.On the plane, he also asked a beautiful stewardess if he could let the captain drive faster. After the expected refusal, Howard and I said, "Our companion is an experimental physicist, and his There is really no problem with intelligence and spirit." This topic was discussed with the flight attendant for a long time.The conversation ended with Howard's refusal to ask for a number from a flight attendant.

shameful. . . . .

When it comes to Texas, what do you think of - cowboys, grasslands, galloping horses. . .And the Chainsaw Massacre (⊙o⊙)...but really in Texas, it seems that everything here is no different from California.What about the windmill?What about the old tavern? ?Looking at the authentic American who takes everything for granted (to be precise, Leonard looks very impatient, and the speed has reached the maximum speed stipulated by the regulations), I thought about it. . . . .Still didn't hold back the words.

"Holy shit, this doesn't look like Texas! So Hollywood is a lie? At least let me see a cowboy!"

"Think of it this way, Vivienne." Howard's hat prevented him from turning his head when he turned to talk to me, and his head was caught between the hat and the back of the front seat. Texas, in a way, is scarier than the chainsaw version of Texas."

Thinking about it this way, it seems reasonable.

"Speaking of cowboys driving cattle, what should I say, there may be steaks in that big supermarket."

Focus on your car, Leonard!