[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

Chapter 17 Shelly Don't Cry, Stand Up and Row

"You said, how long will it take for them? Leonard won't be passed out by Penny's kiss, right?" I held up my phone and couldn't help but turned to ask Raj who was timing.At the beginning, I also took photos of their passionate kisses from various angles.But more than ten minutes have passed, and the photos that should be taken have been taken, but the two of them are still going on.Consider the feelings of the audience, okay?The paparazzi are also very tired!

What did you say?Is it bad to take pictures of others? ?Please turn your body 90 degrees and see Howard who is holding a video camera to record the whole process, and then accuse me, dear~

"If I knew the first one to greet Penny and the benefits, I would have rushed forward!"

"If it's Howard you go up first, Penny will just push you away and close the door." Penny kisses you passionately. .Pfft, you haven't woken up yet.

"Speaking of which, Vivienne, Sheldon was the first to greet you just now, why don't you go up and give him a loving kiss~"

"Stay away from me, Howard, keep a safe distance. And you, Raj. Don't think that I can't see the dirty things in your mind if you don't talk." He took a step back in disgust, away from those two eyes. The hairy man who showed his obscene light was a little farther away, "I dare to rush up to complete this task that his mother probably hasn't completed, but I'm afraid that Sheldon will faint on the spot."

The Jiyou duo looked up at the sky at 45 degrees in unison, and half a minute later they suddenly realized "Oh", and then nodded.

"Speaking of which, are you going to tell Sheldon about that? Telling him now will probably cry for two days. After he informs half of the people in the United States that he is going to win the Nobel Prize, I guess he can only choose fled to North Korea."

From the corner of the eye, I caught sight of the two kissing passionately. From this angle, Penny is really much taller than Leonard, tsk tsk.No, Vivian, you can't care about these details, true love is priceless!But I reckon it should be that Leonard's lung capacity can't support this energy-intensive exercise.Anyway, the current situation is that Leonard is panting heavily and Penny is looking at each other affectionately.The flash of lightning that flashed between the two people's eyes made the lights in the corridor at least ten percent brighter than usual.This is also the lamp that shows lack of love.

"Shh, be quiet, Sheldon will hear you." I didn't expect my casual sentence to draw such a strong reaction from Howard.He nervously gestured silently, almost pounced on me and covered my mouth.Raj also kept gesturing to zip up the most, looking like the sky was about to fall.Both of them looked like they were about to cry.

"Sheldon is in the room, why are you so nervous?" Is it possible that I have been to the North Pole for three months, and I have suffered from persecution paranoia?

"What are you going to tell me?" Nani? !I can actually hear it! !

"Damn Vulcan's hearing!" Howard cursed bitterly on behalf of the duo.

"Oh, I see. You must be planning a celebration party for me, right?" Sheldon had an expression of "I'm so happy" on his face covered by his beard.

"Uh, Sheldon, you sit first." Howard, are you afraid that Sheldon will faint when he learns the truth?

"Before I tell you, if you're having a themed party, I don't like Hawaiian, Roman, or underwater."

"Sheldon...uh...we want to tell you a little bit about what happened in the North Pole."

"Oh (protracted tone)" Shelton stood still when he heard the words, his head tilted back to the left, and the corners of his mouth curled up—but it was not a smirk, to be precise, it should be a smile of "stupid mortal, you think too much" , Look carefully, there is still some tolerance in the owe.Every time Sheldon shows such an expression, please leave irrelevant personnel.Because he was about to say something that choked to death without knowing it, "If you want to talk about the night when the heating was turned off, then there is no need. That is a very normal thing, there is no need to be ashamed at all."

!!!

Sheldon, you are being naughty again.

"Sheldon, uh, I'm not going to tell you about this." When Sheldon sat down, Howard also moved and sat beside him, carefully leaving a safe distance.Don't worry, I guess Sheldon's first reaction when he learns the truth will be to fall off the sofa and faint out of breath, not to bite you.I found a stool for myself to sit down, took my mobile phone, and was ready to call the emergency number at any time.What did you say?Give Sheldon artificial respiration? ?Heck, I sure as hell can't beat Raj.

"Sheldon, do you remember when we first arrived at the North Pole?" Howard seduced Sheldon like a kindergarten teacher, "We detected magnetic monopoles and found nothing, and you turned into a big ugly bastard Overlord?"

Uh, Howard, I think the matter of being persuasive and persuasive requires first controlling one’s own emotions, and then speaking of others’ emotions.You see, you see, Raj can't stand it anymore, so he leans over to ask you to whisper.

"I'm already very tactful! That's why I added an overlord!" Howard's expression was full of "I'm such a witty boy". After exchanging an "awesome" smile with his friends, he also put The face turned to me as if waiting for praise.

Powerless to support the forehead. . .I can only stick out two thumbs and give him a thumbs up.

Satisfied, Howard turned back to Sheldon, the "Big Bastard Overlord" who had already shown a suspicious expression for comfort.

"How happy you are when you get some available data!" Following Howard's words, Shelton seemed to remember something, showing a happy and peaceful smile.Huo Huo, I really think it would be cruel to let Sheldon recall the moment of excitement when he obtained the scientific research results and then tell him that the data is fake.

"Oh, yes. In terms of emoji, it is :D" Sheldon tilted his head to one side, opened his mouth, and showed a special child's smile behind his beard.Oh, so cute! ! ! *^* Vivian, calm down!That's Sheldon, the big devil Sheldon Cooper! !

"Actually, your data is not evidence of a paradigm-shifting monopole." At this point, Howard and Raj did not dare to face Sheldon at all. "That is, the static electricity of the power supply of the experimental equipment. We are constantly pressing switch."

Sheldon opened his mouth wide, his expression changed directly from :D to :O

"You tampered with my experimental data?!" Sheldon stood up from his seat with a serious heart injury, and looked at the two in front of him in disbelief.

"Only in this way can we not kill you at the North Pole, who is extremely unbearable. Sheldon, we saved your life!"

"Does Leonard know? He sure doesn't know, right? He's my best friend!" I don't know if Leonard will be moved when he hears you say that he is your best friend, but Howard will soon Shatter your last fantasies.

"Actually, this was Leonard's first idea." Boom, I heard Sheldon's heartbroken voice.

"Of course he knows, the whole experimental design was decided by him." Sheldon, who came back to his senses, rushed towards the opposite door angrily.

"In case Leonard has just reached a critical point, will he be frightened by Sheldon and become impotent?"

Howard's words speak the voice of everyone.Let us pray silently for Penny.

"Boom, Leonard; Boom, Leonard; Boom, Leonard." On the other side, Sheldon had already knocked on the door.

10 minutes later, we heard an extremely loud voice from next door "You're right, it's no big deal. You just lied to me, destroyed my dreams, and humiliated me in front of the whole school!" After a short sound of footsteps, we heard Sheldon's voice, which has changed a bit, "By the way, what I just said is called sarcasm!"

As soon as the words fell, Sheldon had rushed into his room from the apartment opposite, and closed the door with a "bang".

The real world is really different from TV shows.Watching TV series, I know that "The Big Bang Theory" is a soap-opera-like story with almost no sadness. Everyone's sadness will not exceed 30 seconds, and laughter will return to their lives.But in this world, I can really feel their sorrow, their pain, and their despair when their dreams are shattered.

"Let me go see Sheldon." Facing Howard and Raj who were at a loss, I got up and walked to Sheldon's room.

"Sheldon, do you want to talk to me?" At this time, Sheldon curled up on the bed, and when he heard the sound of the door opening, he turned his body in one direction and turned his back to me.Like a wounded child.

"What are you talking about? Are you talking about how I was deceived by my friends?" With his head resting in his arms, his voice was muffled, "Stayed in the North Pole for three months meaninglessly. I didn't even go to Comic Con! 55555555" I couldn't quite hear what he was saying, but those whimpers were real.

"Oh dear." I really didn't know what to say to comfort him.Leonard, Leonard, before I always thought that the bad idea of ​​switching power supply was thought up by Howard, but it was you.Are you going to go to Petunia's place and say bad things about you? . . .Sheldon looked really pitiful.If I had known that I had secretly revealed the truth about him when I replied last time, otherwise I wouldn't feel so guilty now.

"Softkitty, warmkitty, littlepuroffur"

"That's what I sang when I was sick, and being sad isn't sick," Sheldon frowned like a cat.

"I'm sorry. But I don't know what song you sing when you're sad."

"I don't have sad songs. I'm not a kid."

Sheldon, people who cry are not qualified to say this.

"Sheldon, I actually understand how you feel right now. Really. But"

"Did someone just rob you of your Nobel Prize as a community college literature lecturer?"

"...That's not true. But last school year, our school had a place to study in Europe. The principal had already held a party to celebrate for me, but the board of directors actually said that my teaching experience was too young to let me go. The result was that That alcoholic psychology teacher took advantage of it. He is originally from England, so why go to Europe!"

"Is studying literature in Europe better than winning the Nobel Prize?" Shelton turned around and stared at me, as if he wanted me to say something.

"Sadness is the same..."

Sheldon turned his back on me again.I didn't know what to say, so I just sat on the edge of the bed and patted him on the back like coaxing a child.After a few minutes like this, I was already a little groggy.Suddenly, Sheldon turned to face me.Although his hair hasn't been cut for too long, a few tufts even cover his eyes.But I could clearly see that his eyes were particularly bright at that moment.

"Vivian, you didn't show any surprise just now. You already knew they were lying to me but didn't tell me, right?"

Sheldon, when did you change your name to Sherlock?

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