[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

For everyone who has a job, the happiest thing is the beginning of the holiday, and the most painful thing is the end of the holiday.This morning I received a text message signed by "Annie" to remind me of the tragic fact that the vacation is coming to an end-"Teacher, I haven't seen you for two months. I am so happy to think that I can listen to your class again~ This semester, I must continue to be No.1!"

5555 Although I know you love me, teacher, of course I love you too, Anne.But I’m not happy at all#^#Three days a week, I need to get up early, prepare lessons, and think about the classroom process. After finally designing the class, there are only one or two students listening, and I accidentally speak to the blackboard and get excited When I turned around and saw the faces full of "what are you doing", I immediately went down again.Believe me, this kind of scene happens in Mrs. Vivienne's classroom with a frighteningly high rate.Hey, just thinking about it makes me sad.So when I received a text message from Joseph, "Are you up? What are you doing?", without thinking, I replied, "In sadness, I'm lifting a dead body."

By the way, Annie is the one or two students who listen carefully in every class. She is 18 years old, Jewish, and very sweet and lovely.I heard that when I was in high school, I was forced to take drugs because of too much pressure, which led to being dismissed and sent to a community school to study.Let me say something secretly, Annie is the "child bride" I prepared for Howard.If Bernadette doesn't show up after three years and Anne grows up to adulthood without a regular boyfriend, I'll introduce them to each other.In fact, I have always been afraid that the appearance of my butterfly will disrupt the plot. Although I can't solve Sheldon Amy's matter, I must not lose Howard's wife.As for why Anne? ?Hey, because she and Bernadette have a common characteristic - childlike juru.Howard, my sister can only help you so far!

"Ding Dong"

Hey, who came back and knocked on my door at ten o'clock in the morning?Petunia should still be asleep, and no one else said that they came to the door today.Could it be that there was Sheldon's special reminder red note today, and the postman delivered it directly upstairs?

"You're not really dead, are you :-D"

"God, Joseph, why did you come here?!"

When he opened the door, it was Joseph's smiling face, accompanied by a big hug.Hey, we are all Asians, we don't like this, don't think I don't know that you are taking the opportunity to eat my tofu. . . . . .However, for the sake of your good looks, let's hug you.

"You said you were sad, so how could I not come over and comfort you quickly."

"I didn't tell you the address of my apartment."

"This is interesting. You told me that you live across from Dr. Cooper, so I ran to search through the information of the faculty and staff of Caltech. I called up Dr. Sheldon Cooper's address and found here."

"Do you want me to applaud Dr. Joseph Lee's spirit of seeking?" He straightened his posture and looked serious, "Dr. Li is mighty!"

"Pfft. Are you still sad?"

"School is about to start, I must be sad." It collapsed in an instant.

The final result is that in order to alleviate my "back-to-school syndrome", Joseph gave up his life to accompany Junzi.

In addition to the pleasant environment of beautiful beaches, California is also a world-famous shopping paradise.Although the malls in Pasadena are not as numerous and large as those in Los Angeles, they are still enough for women to be crazy.It is not a holiday now, and there are not many people in the mall.For me, who is used to seeing the anniversary celebrations where thousands of people snap up items in China, this kind of atmosphere really can't fully stimulate my shopping status.But along the way, there are endless women wearing high heels, eyes shining like chicken blood, and men who are dragged by them with slow steps and dull eyes.Therefore, when I walked into the counters of each family, Joseph, who had a sincere smile, was pertinent and patient, gave me an envious look of "this woman is so lucky".

The greatest significance of time-traveling is that it forced me, a pure-bred liberal arts student, to embark on a long road of science.In my mind, scientists who study science should be like the ones opposite me.Forget about Sheldon, I can't imagine how Leonard Howard Delaj goes shopping with girls.Leonard probably had nothing to say to find something to say in order to avoid embarrassment and said a lot of words, which eventually made the situation even more embarrassing.Howard should have molested the salesperson and customers all the way, and then he was hunted down by people filling the mall.Raj. . . .Raj looks normal because of his inability to speak and his concealment.But probably he will have a weird smile on his face the whole time, because he has a strangely big and incomparably wretched brain hole in his head. . . . . .Look back at the thoughtful, funny, and exemplary normal Joseph.Could it be that the physics department is really abnormal?Is it really a subject matter? ?I was puzzled again.

In this way, the three-hour runaway "shopping marathon" plus two meals was enough to choke us to death, and we couldn't help but continue to eat because it was so delicious that we were about to choke to death.The two glasses of red wine at dinner made me a little smoky after being sent to the door of the apartment by Joseph.

"Joseph, are you sure you're not crooked, otherwise how could it be so fun to be with you?"

"Actually, Vivienne, I..." The person in front of me seemed to have made a decision to say something, which made me widen my eyes and lean forward slightly, waiting for his next words.

"Vivian Zhou, don't you claim to be our friend! What are you doing there? Hurry down and help us move things!"

OK, I'm sure I'm sober.

Although the voice and tone sound like Sheldon, who are these four little fur kids? ? ! !I must have turned my back the wrong way.I heard Joseph whispering softly next to him, "Fuck, how can Americans grow so many beards".That's right, the scientific quartet returning from the North Pole looks like four wild men, which has something to do with their bushy beards and wild unfettered long hair, and what's more conspicuous is their strong sense of decadence.It's like just returning from an in-depth tour of the crew of "Tarzan".

Leonard Howard and Raj have lost a lot of weight, and this thinness also has a taste of physical and mental exhaustion and hysteria.It's like being locked up with a fierce beast for a long time and just released.Yeah, they stayed with Sheldon for three months.And "The Beast" Sheldon was full of complacency and joy, as if he had just returned from a trip to a tourist destination without a barber.At this time, he was unceremoniously directing Joseph to move a bunch of strangely shaped boxes into the room.

"You, the one who doesn't know the name, who is on the same IQ level as Vivienne. Carry this pile of boxes in...lightly, this is all the testimony of my future Nobel Prize !” Sheldon, you are so flattering!

"Vivienne, do you think I look like the Lion King?" Howard held two large packages and still turned his head to wink at me.

"No, you're still like a wild monkey. Be careful to dodge your waist." That's right, I'm telling the truth.

"Is there nothing outside?" Sheldon asked, yes. . .Joseph. . .?

"Uh, yes."

"Okay, we don't have anything to do with you here. You can go, goodbye." After speaking, Sheldon walked into the room with his mobile phone, probably to call his mommy.

"Well, yes, I just got home. I said I'd call you when I got home. Yes, I'm home. I might get the Nobel Prize in Physics. No, I'm sure. It's okay to pray for me!" Dr. Cooper left in such a cool way, leaving Joseph standing awkwardly among a pile of luggage he brought up.Neither staying nor leaving.

"Uh, Joseph, Sheldon and the others have just come back. There may be a lot of things that need to be sorted out, and I need my help. Otherwise, you can go back first, and we will call." Sheldon said that although you are usually very rude, today you are too polite. Don't be rude to my friend.It's really annoying.

Send Joseph to the stairs, but he insists on not letting me go down.After taking two steps towards the stairs, he suddenly turned back and whispered in my ear, "I am very happy today." Without waiting for my response, he strode away.

Just be happy if you are happy, is your sudden kiss to me the rhythm that will make you sleepless tonight!

When I turned back to the apartment, I was shocked again the moment I turned my head—it must be the wrong way for me to turn my head!Who is the dear one! !