[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

"Dr. Sheldon Cooper sent you an email, get ready to listen to the doctor's teachings."

Under normal circumstances, the mailbox will only make a "ding" sound when it receives an email.So, when the above slightly weird remark was read from my computer in a flat electronic analogue voice, my reaction was a scream and spilled a glass of water.

After finally calming down, my heartbeat went straight to 180's little heart, and cleaned up the mess on the desktop.Fortunately, the water didn’t fall on the computer, otherwise Sheldon, you would have died of old age at the North Pole, or you would have been buried with my little electrician as soon as you stepped into Pasadena!By the way, when did Sheldon get this weird thing on my computer? Except for the last time they helped me increase the Internet speed, Sheldon doesn't seem to have any other chance to touch my computer. . . .It's decided, wait for them to come back from the North Pole and press Howard.I don't want Shelly's cute and silly face to appear on the screen halfway through the teaching plan that day.It looks cute during the day, but when the night is quiet, it suddenly appears very scary.

Don't think it's a magical thing that Sheldon emails me, actually after the Science Boys left, every now and then I get messages from Dr. Sheldon Cooper, which I call : "Mysterious little piece of paper".They usually appear in my mailbox, with black letters on a red background, which is a bit similar to the red note used by F4 in Meteor Garden to bully people.The day before they left, Sheldon out of nowhere asked Leonard to teach me physics.When asked why, he was evasive, and his face was still twitching as if he was going to generate electricity.That's why I look down on these science students. I can't even make up a reason. For any liberal arts student who can't open his mouth, ten or eight will come here. It's no problem to rise to Sino-US relations.Then Shelton put his hands in his trouser pockets under the pretext of going for a walk downstairs and went out. The trousers pockets were so huge that it looked like he had hidden something in them.One minute after he went out, I asked Leonard for a vacation under the guise of going home to get a notebook and a pen so that I could study hard. When I went out, Lai’s father was still moved, and he also said the words "Chinese people just love to study." What.I actually rushed downstairs as soon as I got out to see what medicine was sold in Sheldon's gourd, and I'm 1% sure that it was supposed to be used to torment me.

As expected!From today on, please call me "Witty Vivienne".Hiding at the corner of the stairs, I could clearly see Sheldon handing a stack of red paper to the little brother who delivered the letter to our building, and pointed to my mailbox. It should be that the postman stuffed the red paper into my mailbox regularly. And the little brother nodded at him while hinting at some tips.At that time, I naively hoped that the content of those red notes would contain a few "Vivienne, I miss you very much" and the like, and I still felt that it was not good for older children.On the first day after they left, I received the first "Sheldon Letter"-"Vivienne, regularly clean our mailbox, the key is in Batman's jar on the kitchen cabinet. Sheldon Library Dr. Par"

Since then, these very Sheldon greetings have often appeared in my mailbox.The one time I didn’t know whether to call it “magic” or “horror” was because I went to open the door for the cleaning staff they had hired, and after the cleaning staff cleaned it up, I stared at the shiny " Sheldon" seat.What a rare opportunity!Sheldon is in the corner of the North Pole, this seat is yours, Vivienne.With this mentality, I sat down on the big red seat alive and kicking.

"Vivienne Zhou, although you are my friend, the friendship I bestow on you is not enough for you to sit in my seat. In fact, no one can sit in my seat." The TV had no warning The screen opened, and the face of Sheldon sitting in the special seat, which blends condemnation, regret, and teasing, is really on the screen.

How do you say that - be careful, Sheldon is by your side!

Memories are over.But having said that, it was the first time that Sheldon sent me an email after he went to the North Pole. What exactly did he write to me? ?Was it also about the night of the blackout? ?Thinking about it, I am a little excited, hehehe.

My friend Vivian:

Now I am in the most mysterious place in the world that can best prove the greatness of human beings. With the original intention of spreading the seeds of science and compassion, I write this letter to you, a physical ignorant baby.

It was summer in the northern hemisphere, when ignorant young people in California (such as you) were still immersed in meaningless outdoor activities, parties, and bars, two outstanding young American physics students and their friend Howard, Under the leadership of the great mentor Dr. Sheldon Cooper, he is marching on the wilderness of physics for the search for truth.

And now, Sheldon Cooper has succeeded!I won't tell you the specific process, because you can't understand it either.Anyway, I've proved string theory!Congratulations!I'm already a strong contender for the Nobel Prize in Physics.No, what I just said was too modest.It should be said that I am sure I can get the Nobel Prize in Physics.To hell with those who don't deserve this award!

I thought about it.Although Vivienne you're just a tiny M.A., you're still falling apart, and Kenben is no match for the "community college" teaching that's the hallowed, intellectual word for "university."However, since you are the person I am most familiar with who studies literature, you are also my friend.Therefore, I have decided to give you the opportunity to write a biography of me, Dr. Sheldon Cooper, the most outstanding theoretical physicist of this century.So now, rush off to a real university for a Ph.D. in writing and come back.Then I learned the most superficial knowledge of physics from Leonard.Don't thank me too much.

The scientific expedition in the North Pole is still very interesting. I feel a little regretful when I think that it is only three months.Here, I don't have to do the necessary social etiquette, such as "Hi Vivienne", "How is the weekend", etc., but only need to care about science and physics.The heating in the scientific research room we live in is designed strictly according to the temperature of the apartment, so it is warm and pleasant.It was pretty cold except for the night the heat was turned off.

Like I said before, in the Arctic, I don't have to socialize that I hate, and I don't want to push myself to do things I don't want to do.So, this email was dictated by me and Leonard typed it for me.That's right, I'm Leonard.Vivienne, say hello to Penny for me and tell her how much I miss her.

Your friend, future Nobel laureate in physics

Dr Sheldon Cooper

Poor Leonard, even if he goes to the North Pole, he will inevitably be oppressed by Sheldon.I was a little sympathetic to you, Sheldon, but I was played by your little friends, now I see that I deserve it.

When I went downstairs to throw out the garbage, I met Penny who was coming home from get off work. Miss Penny, the outstanding representative of the American service class, gave me a bunch of cheesecakes that were about to expire.Very good, today's afternoon tea, dinner and tomorrow's breakfast are settled.I relayed Leonard's greeting to her and alluded to what Howard said about Leonard's behavior the night of the blackout.In fact, it’s not that cryptic, I told her directly, “Howard kept calling your name when he said Leonard and that, Penny.”

This triggered a new round of Miss Petunia.She dragged me into her apartment and opened herself a bottle of wine and started babbling at me.All I did in between was pour myself a cup of coffee and start eating the cheesecake.At the moment when Penny was about to cry, she said: "Leonard will be back soon."

"When he comes back I'm going to tie him to the bed and collapse that bed."

"Puff" a mouthful of cheesecake sprayed directly on the ground.

Lai Papa take care!Penny mighty!