[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

The cutest Vivienne:

We are writing you this email right now from the coldest, whitest, most unbearable place in the world. "We" meant me and Raj, of course, with our friend Leonard, and his crazy roommate, Sheldon Cooper.Unfortunately, since we only have a simple research room, Dr. Cooper is also our roommate now.I really want to shout God bless, but considering that God will not come to the North Pole, I am Jewish and Raj is Indian, so God should not be able to help us.

The weather in Pasadena is still very good now, and the miniskirts and suspenders of the little girls are still dangling all over the street!It's a pity that brother is in this hell on earth!Not even a female polar bear to be seen here! !California beauties must be very lonely without our "invincible duo for picking up girls".Take us to greet them, I miss them too.

This month and 21 days in the North Pole, we have been thinking about a topic since the second day-how to kill Sheldon Cooper.In fact, this problem is very easy to solve.This is the North Pole!Solving a Sheldon is a matter of minutes.I mean, just yell "Sheldon, there's something wrong with our equipment, you go outside and have a look." and slam the door shut, and that's it!Very simple.The problem is that Leonard has been blocking us, so these two days we have been discussing whether to kill Leonard together.By the way, I also built a crossbow, waiting for the day when the almanac says "It's time to kill lunatics", I will shoot Sheldon Cooper right through him (shoot it through the ass, and burst his ass!) The words in brackets I didn't write it, Raj insisted I add it, and if I didn't add it, he threatened me to throw my down jacket out.I think he is getting more and more abnormal, starting from the night when the heating was cut off.I will tell you about this matter later.

Although we were a little afraid of this scientific expedition before we set off, we were looking forward to it overall. After all, going to the North Pole is the same as going to space, and we can’t wait for it once in a lifetime.Since it is not realistic for me to go to space in my life, it would be nice to come to the North Pole once.In fact. . . . . . .Vivian, there really is hell in this world!Never, ever come to the North Pole! ! !The most painful thing in the world is that your dream is boundless white snow, and what's more frightening is that you can't wake up from this nightmare.Of course, with Sheldon, everywhere is a nightmare.

In fact, we tried so hard to kill Sheldon, there is another reason besides that he is a lunatic.We have been working hard to collect data for more than a month, but like all research groups working to verify string theory, our experimental data is far from the ideal value.Like you know, when Sheldon doesn't get the candy he wants, he's yelling, accusing this of mocking that, like he's the only brain in the world and we Everything on the head is a decoration.God knows that the three of us carried equipment larger than Leonard and me combined to search for the most suitable test point in the North Pole every day. In order to calculate the experimental data, two of the optical calculators were paralyzed, and the so-called research team’s The captain doesn't do anything, he just hides in the warm period and directs this and that!

Sorry, got off topic a bit.That day, we couldn't stand Sheldon repeating for the [-]th time "Why can't I, the great Sheldon Cooper prove that string theory, just like those idiots." So the three of us kept dialing the connection The main power switch of the experimental equipment, and then created a perfect experimental evidence.By now Sheldon thought he had proved string theory and emailed everyone in the school.I really don't know how he would react if he knew the truth of the matter.We all suggested that Leonard would be better off than us, but Leonard seemed to be hoping for a miracle in the next month.

By the way, I wrote a letter to my mother yesterday, and I just sent it to you, you can print it out and send it to her, and write "From Howard North Pole", otherwise she will keep talking about why I have been away for so long Not a single letter was left.Raj ordered a batch of semi-monthly magazines in the comic book store. Although he told Stewart before leaving, he would often suffer from depression and then lie in a pile of comic books and cry.We are afraid that the ordered manga will be stained with his tears.

Miss you, miss you so much, and say hello to Penny for us!

your true friend howard dragger

PS Vivienne, I'm Howard, and I'm here to tell you about the day the heat was turned off while Raj was off to prepare dinner with Leonard.

That night, the heating suddenly stopped, and the four of us were so cold that we couldn't sleep at all. We really wanted to die.Raj suggested that we all get into a sleeping bag, and everyone agreed.The first half of the night was pretty good, although it was still a bit cold, but it was still bearable.Halfway through my sleep, I felt a little weird and opened my eyes.Ouch, my seventh uncle!I finally discovered one of the advantages of being small is that I can hide on the side, and the three of them are tightly intertwined - Raj's hand is placed in Leonard's position, and it is still moving up and down !Leonard kept calling "Penny Penny" in his sleep.I don't even want to know what he dreamed about!Sheldon lay as well as a mummy, but. . . . . . . . . .I'm a straight guy, I'm really embarrassed to say it, but his bum is also very high, and there's a weird, heartfelt smile on his face.Damn, I really can't stay here any longer.Vivian, help me 5555555555

Dearest Howard and Raj:

Regarding what happened to you, apart from expressing deep sympathy, I really can't help you much.However, when you come back, I will definitely greet you with thoughtful gifts, the most exquisite food and the warmest hugs!Howard, the Jewish nation has weathered so many storms and survived, so you must be able to survive three months in the North Pole with Sheldon; Raj, think about the afterlife, think about the one that drives women crazy Iron Man.Come on, friends, half the time has passed, and victory is ahead! !

Compared with you, my summer vacation of more than a month was very comfortable but really boring.However, I have made a new friend who is also from your school, Joseph Lee.We met in Sheldon's class during our last visit to your school.It's amazing.He is a great guy!When you come back, I will introduce him to get together with everyone.

About the story you mentioned about fabricating experimental data.Oh, poor Shelly, I don't know what he's going to do when he finds out the truth.However, I understand you very well.Remember, Howard, even in the North Pole, even if the victim is Sheldon, it's illegal to kill someone—unless it can be proven that Sheldon is not from Earth and you dissected him for research.However, some of the things he says are really thoughtless, and it might make you feel better to be a kid.That's what I do anyway.

I have some exciting news for you.I mentioned the news of your expedition to the North Pole in my class, and many students were very interested.I promise them to introduce your projects and achievements to them when you come back.Surely you will agree!There are still some hot girls in my class~

About Penny.Well, I have brought your greetings.However, in fact, he has had a bad time for more than a month.In fact, she hasn't dated a guy since you guys left.I mean, this is Penny!When you come back, it is estimated that Leonard will be able to get what he wants.I'm sorry, brothers, according to the previous bet, you two owe me a month's dinner, don't let it go.

I went to Stewart's Comic Book Store the other day to pick up your order.Poor Stoudemire has been quite energetic during this time, because the business in the store is also good because of the summer vacation.When I walked in, a bunch of men were looking at me, and I was really scared.This kind of fear is not the same as the fear of seeing a burly man. In fact, I feel a little panicked.But I got all your books back!I sent Howard's letter too! !thank me~

On days when you are not here, this building seems a little too quiet.Miss you, miss you, miss you!Say hello to Sheldon and Leonard for me.

Your dear friend Vivienne

Howard, Raj is no longer standing in front of the screen!This passage is for you!

Don't panic, I think the situation at that time was probably caused by the special situation in the Arctic.Didn’t you say that this place doesn’t even have a head mother polar bear, so I guess it will be fine to get through these three months.Don't leave a psychological shadow!No matter what other people say, you must be straight anyway! !However, in order to avoid accidents, even if the heating is turned off in the future, if you can survive, you should not sleep in a sleeping bag with others!Especially Raj! !Although I love him very much, I always feel that he has a tendency to bend.In this special environment, Raj doesn't need you to speak for him anyway, so it's better for you not to have any social contact for the time being!

protect yourself! ! !

Press "Send" to send the written email to Howard's mailbox.At this time, there was a "ding" sound from the screen.Why?Who emailed me again?