[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

"It's unbelievable that I'm going to the North Pole! Of course, the event itself wasn't a surprise at all, in fact I wasn't shocked at all. It's perfectly logical - an expensive expedition like this with limited opportunities Assigned to me, Sheldon Cooper, great theoretical physicists are very normal, not surprising at all. No one is more suitable for this expedition than me. But I am a theoretical physicist #￥%# $%"

While Sheldon was talking about the room alone, I quickly took out my phone.Such a big news, of course I have to share it with my friends. "To Howard: Dr. Gablehouse just informed Sheldon that he has got a place to go to the North Pole, and Sheldon is still considering whether to accept it." What did you say?Didn't tell them they were going with them too? ?Heck, Sheldon didn't tell me he was taking Leonard Howard Drager with him anyway.send!

A second later, my phone rang.Caller ID, Leonard.

"Hello?" Sheldon was still circling and thinking, very good, didn't notice me.

"Vivienne, is what you said true? Sheldon might be going to the North Pole?!" Leonard's tone sounded like he just won the jackpot in the lottery, or Penny was crying To be with him.

"Yes, that's what Dr. Gablehouse said, and that the headmaster won the place."

"How long?" I heard Howard yelling the crucial question.

"Three months."

"Wow!!" the boys erupted. "We can enjoy a whole summer without Sheldon!"

Seeing you guys so happy, I'm really embarrassed to say that Sheldon was able to take a small team with him.Never mind, he'll tell you soon anyway.

Put away your phone, silently made a sign of the cross on your chest, God bless you, friends of Sheldon!

"Sheldon, you scared me to death!" Looking back, there was Sheldon's huge face and blue eyes shining green.God, are you reminding me that I'm also Sheldon's friend. . .

"However, I'm a theoretical physicist, and my job should be to sit in an office and let my thoughts span millennia beyond the truth. Do you think I should go to the North Pole to investigate?"

"Shouldn't you be going??"

"Vivian Zhou, it's a waste of me to treat you as my friend! Such a rare opportunity, you don't support me to prove string theory No.1?!"

"You should go, you should go, you must go to the North Pole, if you don't go, no one is qualified to go!"

"That's right, but I'm a theoretical physicist. Can you imagine me at the North Pole?"

"More than once, I'm thinking about it now."

"But if I go, there will be a real biographer who will set up a monument for me!"

"Wait, didn't you invite me to write your biography?"

"Oh, Vivienne. The greater Sheldon Cooper needs a real biographer. You know what I mean."

"..."

"Say, do I want to go to the North Pole?"

555555555 Mom help me, why am I in the same room with Sheldon Cooper right now!

Shelton struggled all afternoon about whether to go to the North Pole. More importantly, he has been asking for my opinion, and no answer can satisfy him.In the end, I was forced to use the universal sentence, "Follow your heart, Sheldon." Then Sheldon fell into a sluggish state and officially entered a dead state.After one or three seconds.

"My heart tells me that I will definitely be able to win the Nobel Prize. No, it is a real genius who won the Nobel Prize in Physics! I am going to the North Pole!!"

Beep—The Sheldon Cooper brand computer restarted successfully.

"We're back!" drove Sheldon and myself to the apartment.Sure enough, Leonard Howard Drago is already sitting in a row.All three of them looked fascinated and satisfied with the surprise, all in all, they had distorted and weird smiles on their faces, and they looked at Sheldon with piercing eyes.Of course, I am more inclined to "囧囧有神".

"Vivian, I'm going to announce an important decision to my close friends. Since your existence will affect a person whose willpower is too weak to talk to girls, and today I need his opinion. So , you can go out."

"... Sheldon, it's a bit too much for you to kick the person who drove you home as soon as you get home."

"To thank me for giving you the honor of driving home a future Nobel Laureate in Physics? You're welcome."

you are vicious!

Turn around and close the door. . . . . .Lying on the door to eavesdrop.Sheldon is about to announce the "good" news, how could I miss it!Yea, very good!Although the posture is a bit indecent, the voice from inside is still very clear.

"Good news. I accept it for the time being." Before Sheldon could finish his sentence, the cheers of the boys were already echoing through the building.Well, the shock made my ears hurt a little, "An invitation to go to the North Pole for investigation." There was another burst of loud cheers.This time I had experience and took my ears off the door one-tenth of a second before they yelled.

"Congratulations Sheldon, happy inspection." Leonard's voice.

"How can I do without you." This is Howard.

"Success will come soon." Raj also finished his congratulations.Boys, the big turning point is coming, let's see how you respond to Professor Sheldon Cooper's invitation to form a team.

"Thank you. But don't get too excited. I can lead a squad, and I want you to come with me."

Quiet, eerily quiet.This period of silence was so long that my neck was a little stiff when pressed against the door.

"Go to the North Pole?" Raj asked as if unwilling to give up.

"Yes! Although you are not the best choice for me, I have a headache when I think of interviewing other people. So, let's discuss and come up with a final result. I will withdraw and wait for your decision." Footsteps, thank you Leon seemed to be walking toward his room.

"Aren't we really going to run to the North Pole with him?!" Howard sounded like he was going crazy.

"I can still hear it now, you have to wait for me to close the door." Sheldon's voice is really full of vitality!

"The maddening North Pole plus the even more maddening Sheldon, do you want to die crazy in the North Pole! I can't believe that we Jews can survive Hitler but can't handle Sheldon Cooper!" Howard Is it already jumping?

"Uh, I don't know how to refuse at all?" Leonard, you can't, you declared your surrender before the war started?

"Just tell him it's not that we don't want to be on this expedition, we just can't do it while being in the same room with a crazy person for three months!"

"That's the way it is, but if you think about it, if we can really be part of the team that proves string theory, we can drink for free in any university bar in town, as long as the university has a good physics institute. "No way, Raj!That's why you're willing to go to the North Pole with Sheldon! !

"And if we do make it, we'll be on the cover of magazines!" I was wrong. .I thought that Raj was not pursuing enough, it turns out that you are not pursuing Leonard more than Raj.

"I can also build a bow and arrow to shoot Sheldon. Wouldn't you two really want to go to the North Pole with Sheldon?!"

"Well, I'm the least successful in our family, I think I can straighten up and go home for a meal next time." Leonard, poor boy.

"I am an Indian. We believe in reincarnation, and believe that suffering in this life can be exchanged for happiness in the next life. In this life, I went to the North Pole with Sheldon. In the next life, I will become a billionaire and have an amazing figure." Jia can fly." Do you want to be Iron Man?Come on, sister, why do you forget that you are Indian every time you are happily chewing beef short ribs?

"Have you decided?" Sheldon returned to the living room.

"I'll join." Leonard was the first to answer.

"Me too." Raj agreed.

"You all put pressure on me... well, I'll go too." No, Howard, I expect you to hold on for a while!Of course, the result will not change.

"Petunia, what can I do for you?" Just as she was about to go to bed, Penny knocked on the door, holding a bottle of wine with a frustrated look on her face.

"Sheldon and the others are going to the North Pole, and so is Leonard."

"Well, I know." I probably understood why Penny came.

"I found that I couldn't bear him to leave. I mean, he wanted a stable relationship, and I couldn't give it. We didn't fit in all kinds of ways, and we weren't the same way at all. But, my God, I couldn't bear him. I actually treated him today It was great to say he went to the North Pole. I was going to say you don't." Petunia covered her face and started to cry.

This was the first time I saw Penny cry.The cheerful and optimistic Queen Petunia, who is always laughing, is crying like a six-year-old girl.

"He'll come back and still like you when he does. Go tell him how you feel and tell him you'll miss him."

"Really?" Petunia raised her head, tears stained her face.

"Really, I swear!"

This is The Big Bang Theory, Penny.As true as the fact that "Sheldon is a genius with insufficient emotional intelligence" is that Leonard will always love you.

After Penny gave Leonard an "I'll miss you" and a hug, my neighbors and my friends, the genius foursome, officially embarked on a journey to the North Pole.

"Vivian, if I return to my apartment through the time machine in 50 years, please notify me immediately!!"

Well, Sheldon is such a killjoy.