[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

Because of my excellent performance against Corey Phuket in the restaurant, it embodies "absolute loyalty to friends, which is the perfect embodiment of the Star Code" (Sheldon).Dr. Cooper not only destroyed my record of not taking him to the warehouse supermarket, mercifully granted me free use of his TV set, but also warmly invited me to his office to see "all physicists should holy place of pilgrimage".Although I tried to express my desire to see Howard's "Aerospace Dream House" (the nickname Howard gave his office), under Sheldon's powerful eyes, I silently gave this sentence to Swallowed it. .

Woohoo, Mommy save me, Sheldon is so scary.

In this way, in the eyes of Leonard and the others, "the strong man is gone", I followed Sheldon to his office step by step.

"You should be honored. I just had a breakthrough in my string theory research, and in this seemingly ordinary room, I, one of the greatest theoretical physicists alive, Sheldon Cooper, is filled with the aura of wisdom .This is very useful for you. Although you can only be an ordinary, ordinary, M.A. like ants on the grass by the door in this life. However, what you can learn in this room may be Can make you the best of fools."

Thanks, Sheldon, I think that's fine for now.Also, saying "Sheldon's aura" or something with a serious face makes people say it embarrassingly. . . .

As much as Sheldon blows his office up, at least from my layman's perspective - it's pretty boring.Cleanliness and obsessive-compulsive patients, such as Dr. Cooper, have no visible dust in his office.The table and the floor were as clean as if they had been swept, then mopped, then kneeled down to scrub, and finally licked.Like its occupant, the room has a strong "I'm noble, little mortals don't touch me" vibe.How can I describe it more vividly?Probably the ancient tomb where the little dragon girl lived in "Condor Heroes", minus the sleeping rope (Sheldon has an apartment and a roommate. Oh poor Leonard!) plus a few bookshelves and a pile of books Like it.Weirdly otherworldly.Of course, if I told Sheldon the above feelings, he would think I was praising him.

There is a large mobile whiteboard in Sheldon's office, on which many formulas are densely listed.Among them, the only one I know is the famous E=mc2.Of course, I just know it, and I don't know what it means.

"What did you see?" Looking back, Sheldon was standing next to me leaning on the table looking at the whiteboard.Being so close to me, doctor, aren't you afraid of being polluted by my stupid, ordinary person's breath?hum╭(╯^╰)╮

"White board, there is a mess written on it."

"Stupid mortal..." You have spoken out such a classic line, Sheldon is mighty, "This is not an ordinary whiteboard, this is a piece that carries wisdom, human exploration, and the hope of the century-old physics world. Whiteboard."

"It's still a blank board after going around in a circle." I just beat me up and beat me up if I could.

Sheldon pouted his mouth, and said with a puffed face. .Vivian Zhou, what are you doing, you actually think Sheldon Cooper is cute and cute? ! !

"Sheldon, don't you think this is more in line with the actual purpose of the whiteboard~" Turn the whiteboard over, take a marker pen, and draw one on it, cat!Well, there is also a raised tail.Take a closer look at that flattened hair, which is very similar to someone in this room other than me~

"Are you trampling on my scientific achievements, Vivienne Zhou. I solemnly warn you, don't think that you can do whatever you want just because I raised your friendship level!" How can I do whatever I want, "What can be drawn on this whiteboard Only trains!"

After speaking, a blue marker appeared inexplicably in Sheldon's hand, just like it was pulled out of Doraemon's pocket in the comics.Ouch, Xie Li, you are quite versatile. This little train is drawn like a high-speed rail.

"Sheldon, you can add a rail underneath."

"Well, good suggestion, Vivian."

In this way, what was originally said to be "visiting the temple of physics" has become "scribbling on a whiteboard".

"Give me a blue pen, Sheldon, I want to color the train." He reached out, and a pen was placed on his hand.

"I have to say, it's the perfect train. I'd love to be on one right now, even if it's Hollywood that's so boring that Marvel movies can't save me." Ah, I I love Hollywood so much, Sheldon.Do you hate entertainment? .

"咚咚咚" seems to have been pressed the stop button, and we suddenly stopped the happy drawing in our hands at the same time.They looked at each other. . .

"Dr. Cooper, are you there? This is Professor Gablehouse, may I come in?"

Sheldon threw the marker pen on the table with a "poof", then turned his back to the whiteboard, spread his arms, and bent his body into a weird posture, trying to cover the little train on the whiteboard. . . . . .

Dear, is it that you are stupid or that you are stupid or that you are stupid? ?

Pushing him away, he turned the whiteboard over, revealing the side full of formulas. "Oh" Sheldon nodded in surprise, as if he had discovered that his whiteboard could be turned around for the first time.

"Dr. Cooper." Looking back, Dr. Gabriel House, the head of the physics department who hadn't responded for a long time, pushed the door and came in.

"I must say, Gablehouse, "Doctor" (the doctor's shout was really meandering), for entering someone's room without permission, I can sue you for violating my *rights."

"I knocked on Dr. Cooper's door for five minutes."

"Mmm, I reserve my right to sue for your actions."

"Professor Cooper, it's rare that there is a woman in your office. Is it your graduate student?"

"No, and it has nothing to do with your trespassing in my room. Don't change the subject!"

"Let's get down to business, I came to you because our department was allocated a place to go to the North Pole."

"Wait, wait, is that the project I applied to the National Science Foundation about going to the North Pole to survey chronic magnetic monopoles?"

"Yes, it's the project where you still call to harass me at three o'clock in the morning. And knock on the principal's door."

"Didn't it mean that the quota is already full? Those stupid scientists shouldn't take my place at all, the great theoretical physicist Sheldon Cooper! Only I can prove string theory!"

"In fact, Principal Seibert personally applied to the Foundation for an additional quota for you, because we all hope that you can go to the North Pole for three months. Believe me, there is great hope."

Sheldon first showed a confused expression, then stared angrily.

"You can also bring a team of three to five people. In order to allow you more time to prepare, starting tomorrow, you will not report to school."

Dr. Gablehouse waved his sleeves and did not take away a cloud, leaving only a thoughtful Sheldon and me digesting a lot of information.

Sheldon and the others are going to the North Pole!Don't ask me why I use "them", who else do you think Sheldon's team can be besides Leonard!