[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

What was it like walking on the Caltech campus with Sheldon? ?Some girls will say that they must be very proud, happy and magical!

Well, in fact, miraculous is the only reliable one of these three adjectives.

"The one surrounded by a group of students is Professor Jones. Professor?? Huh. It's just a plagiarism of other people's papers, relying on the cheap labor of graduate students to complete the simplest experimental physics without thinking and wisdom." Sheldon's The expression is not so much anger and disdain, as it is the fury of a child who has been robbed of candy, "Hey, Jones, did you enjoy communicating with your laborers?"

At this time, I took two steps back quickly, took out my phone, and pretended that I was just a passerby reading text messages while walking. It was a coincidence that I accidentally walked next to Sheldon, what else could I do?

"Vivienne, why are you walking so slowly. I don't care if you get lost because of this, but Leonard said that if I didn't take you to the restaurant he wouldn't take me to the toy store to buy the latest analog miniatures." train."

"Actually, I could find the cafeteria myself...I won't tell Leonard. Seriously!"

"It's not social etiquette not to give directions to guests. My mom told me that!"

Poor Shelly, there's nothing social about you from the inside out.Didn't your mother tell you?

Back to the topic at the beginning.What was it like walking next to Sheldon?To use an inappropriate analogy, it is probably to take your pet for a walk.It turned out that the pet had a bad temper. Not only was it not pleasant to see people, but it also liked to bark.You said that if you are a mighty Tibetan mastiff, you can forget it, even if you are a shepherd dog.But your real body is a Chihuahua, you have no resistance at all and you especially like to fight with others.Why. . . .what can i doI could only pull him tightly with great effort, and at the same time, I had to put on a sincere and apologetic smile: "My Wangcai is not like this usually, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

In this way, we walked all the way on the campus in troubled times, accompanied by Sheldon's high decibel: "Vivian, why don't you let me go on, he is like a sweatshop in Asia Those who squeeze out the surplus value of those useless graduate students, the so-called physicists!" and I lowered my voice: "Have you heard the saying that if you don't die, you won't die, Sheldon?!"

Thank God, finally arrived at the restaurant safely!If this ordinary building lost in the middle of the teaching building appeared in front of my eyes 5 minutes later, I am really not sure if I would have strangled Sheldon by mistake!

When it comes to university restaurants, the sea of ​​people and the trembling spoons of Parkinson's in the hands of the aunts of Dacai probably appear in everyone's minds.Standing in the restaurant that often appears in the plot of "The Big Bang Theory", I somewhat miss my college life before time travel.

"Vivienne, how long are you going to stand here! Although I can understand that as a community college literature lecturer, you have a lot of respect and admiration for Caltech, even a small, restaurant door , that's perfectly normal. But, you're blocking my way. I'm very hungry right now, and my racing brain needs nourishment from food."

"Sheldon, one of the things I appreciate about you is that you can say something so unreasonable with such righteousness!" With Sheldon around, how can sentimental emotions last for a long time!

"Vivienne, Sheldon, this way." From a distance, Howard greeted us with his arms extended.Today's Jewish boys have changed from the usual colorful styles to brown earth style.The movement of climbing on the chair to maintain the balance of the body, the expression full of joy and a little natural, the lively energy of jumping up and down. . .Howard, you really look like a monkey.

"Vivienne, how does it feel to go to Caltech?" Leonard's question was not at all reserved. . .Knowing that you are number one in the United States, why do you keep showing off? .

"Well, it feels quite high-end."

"Well, how is Sheldon's class?" Howard, you really know my heart.Raj was already giggling obscenely from the sidelines.

"Dr. Cooper's class is quite high-grade. I, like all the students in the class, have a deep understanding of theoretical physics. This understanding is more obvious through Sheldon, no, Dr. Cooper's professor. I believe that every Individuals can clearly understand themselves from this class.”

After finishing the statement happily, Leonard gave me a thumbs up, which should be an expression of praise. Shelton was very satisfied with listening to it, and even gave me an appreciative look.Hmph, Xiao Mian, let you laugh at my major, my degree, and my job every day.You see, you see, now I am satirizing you openly, you can't understand it!

"Hey, Leonard, Howard, Raj, hey, idiot!" Just as we were having a good meal, a female voice stopped at our table.The visitor was in his thirties, wearing a hooded sportswear, and had a beautiful face behind big black-rimmed glasses.Although the height is average, compared to girls in the traditional sense, it is a bit rough, but the powerful aura exuding from her body shows that she is also a queen-like figure.At this time, she was looking at Sheldon who put down the cutlery and glared with provocative eyes, and was still shaking a cup of coffee casually in her hand.this pose. . .It's a bit like teasing a cat. . .

People like me who have watched TV dramas should have guessed it after the very characteristic "stupid" was called out.The woman standing in front of us now is Leslie Winkle, a female scientist who has a good husband and wife with Leonard.

"The science boys actually brought a beautiful woman to the school cafeteria——Howard, should I congratulate you on your breakthrough in the humanoid project?" Pfft, you are really funny, this sharp and fierce girl.

"Let me introduce you. Leslie, this is Sheldon and I's new neighbor, Vivian; Vivienne, this is our colleague, Leslie."

"Speaking of neighbors, Leonard, has your beautiful neighbor, Penny, made you despair?"

"No.. she hasn't completely rejected me yet, so theoretically I still have hope."

"Rejection is based on one party expressing their feelings to the other party. Leonard, you need to confess before Penny can reject you." Howard is a typical fear of chaos.As a result, Leonard quickly deflated like a balloon that was punctured.

After that, Leslie and Sheldon had an in-depth exchange on the "fool" issue, which ended in Sheldon's defeat.I watched from the sidelines dumbfounded.too. . .too. . . .It's too mighty. . .Sheldon actually has today! !After some verbal exchanges, Dr. Leslie Winkle withdrew contentedly.

"I don't like her. I hate her." Sheldon poked the salad in front of him with a spoon to vent his anger, with a similar expression. . .child. . .At this moment, his hand stopped, and his eyes looked fiercely in one direction, "But I hate him even more—Kreepji!"

A man with a plate came from the other side of the restaurant, with short brown hair combed vigorously.Sheldon seems to have entered a state of full combat readiness, ready to go and only needs to sound the horn of war.

"Hey team of four, and this lady. You must have chosen to sit with them because you didn't have a seat. Sheldon, I heard you gave a class to the undergraduates today. How should I say it? Has it reduced the number of people interested in theoretical physics by more than half?" This person's accent was really strange, as if he was dubbing a cartoon.And said these words. . . .Although we often say it to Sheldon in private, it always feels a little uncomfortable to say it to an outsider.

"I went to this class with my sincerity and love for science. People like you must be incomprehensible." Sheldon's counterattack was really soft.

"How do you say that word. Freak. Yes, poor me. I'm going to comfort the hearts of the students who have been stabbed by freak this afternoon. I will tell them that the man who taught you in the morning is talking bullshit , because he's a freak."

"Then the students can hear you saying the word freak. I'm curious, professor with the weird accent. What if Caltech students come into your class thinking they're on Sesame Street What should I do?" I couldn't help it, I don't want to be such a bully!One bite, one freak is really a bit of a life attack!It depends on the owner to beat a dog! (Ah, hello...) And just now, Sheldon's expression was clearly aggrieved.

"Um, Cooper, you actually found someone to help you. What about Sesame Street, I don't understand." Kerry Puji obviously didn't expect someone to stand up and choke, pretending to be stupid or something, the number of paragraphs is too low okay?

"I'm so sorry, I want to cut my mouth off too much and eat Aunt Xue's sex." As I imitated Kerry Puji's accent vividly, Leonard, Howard and Raj smiled face-to-face. Out.Yay, Kerry Puji's face has turned liver-colored.

"I'm going to prepare lessons, goodbye!" The phrase "goodbye" has the meaning of running away.

"Vivienne, you actually stand up for Sheldon, this world is really chaotic." Howard and the others looked a little dull.

"Nice counterattack, Vivienne. I decided to increase our friendship index by a level. In the future, you can turn on my TV at will without affecting my normal use!" Thank you, Dr. Cooper.

"By the way... Sheldon, your popularity in school...isn't it a bit too bad... why are you trying to recruit enemies all the way!"