What should I do if I blocked the toilet in Goddess' house?

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I really want to marry the goddess and his brother, when the goddess said that the toilet in his brother's house was specially bought for me! ! !

Didn't I just lie on the goddess' brother's bed and wait for the goddess' brother to come back? I didn't expect the goddess to call me, so I picked it up.

Before I could say "Hello", the goddess asked eagerly, "Where are you now?!"

I said excitedly, "In my brother's new home."

"Hmph, I knew it." Just now when his brother went home to get his things and said that he would not come back to stay at night, she knew something was wrong, as expected.

Hey, how did the goddess know?Just as I was about to ask, the goddess said quietly again: "Tsk tsk tsk, I was still 'your brother' just now, but after a while, I will become 'our brother', and it seems that I will become 'my brother' in a short time."

I smirked, "Hahahaha, aren't they all brothers."

"Yes, they are all brothers, but..." the goddess smiled inexplicably, "One is a real brother, and the other is a love brother."

"What?" Family?Does the goddess really want to recognize me as a brother?Bah, bah, bah, it's my brother!

"You still want to hide it from me," the goddess gritted her teeth, "You must be that person!"

I had a question mark on my face, "...Which person?"

"Pretend to be like me," the goddess sneered, "You and my brother met two years ago, and you still lied to me that you didn't know each other."

I really "forgot" this...

I said guiltyly: "(⊙o⊙)...I didn't recognize my brother at first."

"Damn it!" The goddess went crazy, "Are you stupid?! Are you stupid!! My brother has been thinking about you for two years, and you didn't recognize him!!!"

"Goddess, you..." You should still be my male god in the future.

"Shut up!" the goddess yelled, "Don't you dare to like my brother!!!"

Don't like Goddess' brother?no no no!Goddess, his brother is gentle and considerate, and he is the only person in this world who will accompany me to flush the toilet. Of course I like him! ! !

I hurriedly said: "I like it! I like my brother so much!!"

The goddess was dissatisfied and said: "Hmph, do you still call him 'Brother' if you like?"

My IQ suddenly went online, and I hurriedly changed my words: "My brother, my brother, I like my brother so much!!"

"That's about the same." The goddess said with satisfaction, "Are you planning to live with my brother?"

live together!I seem to be here to recuperate, right?I hurriedly said: "No, I will stay temporarily, for a few days."

"Temporary living? Why don't you stay together when you're all together? Besides, my brother's house is all set up, why don't you stay? Do you want to live again after you get married?"

together? ? ? ! ! !marry? ? ? ! ! !

I was so scared that I stuttered, "Female, female, female, Goddess, have you misunderstood... I'm just here to heal my wounds!!!"

"Rehabilitation!!!" The voice of the goddess suddenly raised an octave, "Damn, it's the first time I played so intensely!!!"

first?It seems that this is not the first time I have been injured, nor is it the first time I have been carried by the goddess brother... I am embarrassed and said: "It is not the first time."

"I'm fucking! It's not the first time!! Dare my brother got it two years ago!!! How old were you two years ago, beast! Tsk tsk tsk, that's how it is, no wonder my brother never forgets you Woolen cloth."

What with what?But don't you forget about me?Uh...why do I feel that Goddess' brother is obsessed with the poop I threw down to him two years ago?Thinking of that poop, I blamed myself so much, I whispered: "Goddess... I'm sorry, I really didn't forget my brother on purpose."

"Forget it, forget it," the goddess said indifferently, "My brother doesn't care, it's none of my business. Just remember to be nice to my brother in the future."

I patted my chest and promised: "Okay, okay, it will be okay!"

The goddess said with satisfaction: "Well, it's not bad. Although it's stupid sometimes, it's also quite virtuous."

Virtuous...?Hey, why do I feel that I am not on the same channel as the goddess?

"By the way," the goddess suddenly sighed, "I saw your poop today, so I know why my brother bought such an expensive toilet." His brother's toilet is worth a bedroom! ! !Just because I bought that toilet, I was able to buy a house with all the money, but in the end it was only enough to pay the down payment...

Nonsense, what does my brother's toilet have to do with my poop?I was wondering, but the goddess continued: "No wonder my brother bought such an expensive toilet. His feelings are all for you. A toilet that is too cheap can't bear it and can't wash away your poop!"

"How could my poop be so exaggerated..." Well, I don't have the face to go on... My poop is indeed a little bit exaggerated. It can be said that every toilet must be blocked, but it can't be said that the goddess and his brother The toilet at home was bought just for me!That's the toilet of the Goddess's brother's house, and it's not mine. If it wasn't for the Goddess's brother who kindly carried me here to recuperate, I wouldn't even see it, let alone shit in it! !Hey, I was so busy rolling on Goddess's brother's bed that I didn't have time to visit Goddess's home.But Goddess, his brother is not at home, is it impolite for me to rush around?But it shouldn't matter if you go and see the legendary expensive toilet... right?

The goddess heard it, but she didn't yell to prove how exaggerated my poop is. Instead, she comforted me and said: "It's okay, we won't be afraid in the future! My brother's toilet is old and expensive. How do you want to poop in the future?" You can pull it however you want, and you don’t have to worry about whether it’s blocked or not!”

I even wanted to go to the goddess's brother's toilet to pull a pile of poop to see if it was clogged... But the goddess was comforting me, of course I couldn't spoil the atmosphere, "Thank you, goddess."

"Don't, don't thank me," the goddess smiled, "You should thank my brother on the bed, Shao Zi!"

Hey, why did the Goddess call me "Shao Zi" suddenly? She used to call me "Xiao Shao", but "Shao Zi" sounds much better than "Xiao Shao".

"Okay!" I scratched my hair and said shyly, "Actually, I'm waiting for him to come back on my brother's bed right now."

"Fuck! Goodbye!!" The goddess hung up the phone with a snap.

I took the phone, sat on the bed and meditated: Well, do I want to get a lump?

What do you say?

——No.244 male Xiang dead toilet——

It's my sister-in-law! ! !

——No.245 Are you stupid! ! ! ——

The goddess of numbness has said so much, dare you think about whether you can shit, you? ! !

You are so good at pulling, why don't you go to heaven! ! !

——No.246 Apologize with shit——

Of course I did!

The toilet is already bought for you, you don't want to pull your chrysanthemum! ! !

——No.247 There will be no pies in the sky——

Lalala, I'm a little expert in selling newspapers... Hey, why did I start to sing, that's not the point!

If you pull, use force! !

It's done, please go back to bed and thank my brother, sister-in-law! ! !

——No.248 I love you so hard——

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The author has something to say:

I really want to write it all at once. I don’t know what I’m busy with every day. Sometimes it takes a week to write a chapter. Hey...

Only then did I realize that I had labeled the goddess her brother as the goddess's brother... I will not change it, because the goddess will become a male god in the future 233

I almost forgot hahahaha, I wish Lazy Magpie and Fat Xuanxuan a happy birthday, one on the lunar calendar and one on the solar calendar on the same day!I just want to say: If you are destined, let's just make a vow!Hahahaha? (????`) Comparing heart~

Finally, I wish everyone a happy holiday. Although I have nothing to do with you, I still want to touch the eggs? (°?‵?′??)