What should I do if I blocked the toilet in Goddess' house?

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I never expected that the toilet in the Goddess's brother's house was really bought for me...

In fact, I don’t quite believe what the goddess said on the phone just now. Think about it, my toilet has been clogged since I was a child, and I haven’t seen my parents replace it with a better toilet. I only met for a few days two years ago, and the goddess' brother bought me a super expensive toilet, how could it be possible!Think again, if you really bought it for me, I can't just watch it and not use it, but how can I use it? Do I have to take a taxi in advance when I want to shit?So, it's impossible!

Goddess must be kidding me.

Just when I was debating whether or not to have a good time, the Goddess's brother came back.

Seeing me sitting motionless on the bed in a daze, the Goddess' brother asked, "What are you thinking about? Why don't you lie down and rest for a while?"

At that time, I was still wandering, so I answered casually: "I want to take a shit."

Goddess's brother couldn't figure out why he pooped and thought, "Then go poop, holding it in is not good for your health."

I just came back to my senses, lowered my head and said in a low voice, "Well...brother, I'm actually afraid of clogging your toilet."

"No." Goddess's brother came over and stroked my hair and said, "You can't block it."

"Impossible, I don't believe it!" I raised my head and asked in disbelief.I am a toilet killer, every time I pull it, I will block it!

Goddess's brother looked at me and was silent for a while before saying, "Because this is a toilet specially made for you."

"The toilet is specially tailored for me..." I said in amazement, "How do you know my size, have you ever measured my butt?!"

"Yeah," the Goddess' brother said, aiming at my butt, "I measured it with my hands while you were asleep."

I quickly covered my ass with my hands behind me.

Goddess's brother shook his head amusedly, "Idiot, I lied to you. It's not the size of your butt, it's the size of your poop."

Me (⊙⊙): "..." How do you know the size of my poop, have you measured it? ! ! !

Goddess's brother understood my expression in seconds, and he said helplessly: "Although the poop you pull has always been thick and long, but the diameter and momentum of this toilet are the best in the world, so you can rest assured to pull it, It won't be blocked."

Too confident will be slapped in the face!

I didn't want to poop at first, after all, I only clogged the toilet in the goddess' house in the morning, but the goddess' brother said so, I still have to do it!

I held my breath and rushed into the bathroom, shaking out a lump of poop.

But the moment the papa came out of my chrysanthemum, I regretted it, it's over, this lump of papa is hopeless...

What should I do, if I block the toilet of the Goddess's brother's house for the first time as a guest, will the Goddess's brother be included in the list of forbidden house visits? !

I pressed the flush button with apprehension, and closed my eyes not daring to look.

When the sound of the water stopped, I carefully opened my eyes and took a peek...

No!

It's gone! !

There is nothing in the toilet! ! !

I couldn't believe it, I went to the toilet and searched and searched. There was really no poop in it, not even a bad smell, and it still had a little fragrance!

I wept with joy, and ran out without washing my hands.

I ran out and hugged the goddess. His brother was so excited that he couldn't even speak.

Goddess, his brother hugged me and said in a daze, "What's wrong?"

"Wooooow...toilet,toilet,toilet...too..."

"What happened to the toilet?"

"Rush down!!! Actually rushed down!!!"

Goddess's brother understood in an instant, patted my back to comfort me and said, "Yes, if I go down, I will go down in the future. So, don't cry, just laugh."

Yup!

This is the first time in more than [-] years that I have not clogged the toilet, and flushed it down after only one flush. I should smile and dance to celebrate! ! !

I raised my head and looked eagerly at the Goddess and his brother, "Brother, then when I want to get a tuba, can I use your toilet?"

Unexpectedly, the goddess' brother shook his head, "No."

"Ah?!" He also said that he bought the toilet for me, but he was reluctant to use it occasionally... Liar!

"But..." Goddess's brother looked at me and said seriously, "If you move here to live, you can use it anytime."

Move here and live!Didn't you just stay here for a few days? Why did you move here again?But if I move in, I can use it with confidence and boldly, and I don’t have to stay up all night to flush the toilet anymore, just thinking about it makes me happy~

"As long as I live in, can I use the toilet anytime?"

"Yes, you can use it however you want."

I pretended to be reserved and said: "Will this be inconvenient?"

Goddess's brother looked at me and said softly: "No, because this toilet is bought for you."

I was dumbfounded...

The goddess really hit the mark. Although I was a little surprised, why did I feel so proud in my heart, and wanted to laugh like a pig?

no!To hold back can not laugh! ! !

"If you don't say anything, I'll take it as if you agreed. I just brought all your things here. From tonight, this is your home." The goddess let go of me, stroked my hair and said, "I'm hungry Right? You watch TV first, and I'll make dinner."

Then I sat on the sofa and watched the TV that was not turned on.

It turned out to be a toilet that I bought for...

But Goddess, why did his brother buy a toilet for me if he was not related to me, and how did he know that I could use it if he bought it?If it wasn't for the goddess repairing the computer, I couldn't hold back my poop, and I would have left long ago. Why would I have stayed to flush the toilet and then meet the goddess' brother.That is to say, if I don't pull that poop, I won't be able to meet Goddess and his brother, let alone two years, even in two years!

It's the first time I'm so lucky, my poop is thick and long...

Well, now is not the time to rejoice, the toilet is the key!

But it's fine for the goddess to talk, why does the goddess' brother make such a joke?

No, not a joke!

Goddess, his brother is definitely not such a person! ! !

So it's true...

You said the goddess called me, ahem... Sister-in-law, I think you must have made a mistake. First, I am a man, and second, my surname is Shao, so the goddess is called Shaozi, not sister-in-law!

But now that I think about it, there is a problem...

Could it be that Goddess's brother was interested in me two years ago, otherwise how could he treat me so well? Tuo Baba gave it to him...

Uh, by the way, why does the Goddess brother like flushing the toilet so much?

Is it because he can't do it himself, that's why he asked me to move in and live with him?

But his toilet doesn't work at all...

Ahhh I can't figure it out, it's so annoying!

So, should I move in and live with Goddess and his brother? ! ! !

——No.288 male Xiang dead toilet——

Hold on!

You don’t have to stay up all night to flush the toilet in the future, what are you still hesitating about? ! !

After this village, there is no such toilet! ! !

——No.289 I just look at it and am not envious——

Of course live!

Think about the toilet in the Goddess's brother's house

Think again about Goddess's brother's cooking skills

Think again about Goddess's brother's uniform

Think again...

Damn don't want to, you can't live with me! ! !

——No.290 Other people’s children have long been mothers——

Sister-in-law, I know you like my brother, but our goddess is not bad, right? What do you mean by "the goddess' brother is definitely not such a person", is it true that the goddess is such a person?

Also, it is the first time you come to visit as a guest and you block the toilet. Why are you only worried that the goddess' brother will put you on the list of forbidden visits? Have you considered the feelings of the goddess?

You don’t believe the Goddess when she says the toilet is bought for you, but you believe it when the Goddess’s brother says it, and she wants to laugh out loud like a pig…

You are too discriminating, what about the promised goddess? !

You remember the Goddess and his brother! ! !

——No.291 I’m still single——

……

Just when I wanted to praise the host for finally getting the hang of it, the host suspected that the goddess and his brother had an affair with papa, so I didn't know what to say...

——No.296 I want to be quiet——

Papa: Hmph, what I love is the toilet, not the goddess brother!

——No.297 The script is not like this——

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (ˉ(∞)ˉ)chirp

——No.298 Smile, ten years old——

Feeling sorry for the Goddess, his brother, bought all the toilets, and the host still suspects that he is playing shit idea 233

——No.299 If you don’t support the wall, you will be subdued——

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I've always wondered why Goddess's brother bought such an expensive toilet. It turned out that he was going to poop at his house to catch the landlord. It's really... so far-sighted!

——No.305 Ginger is still old and spicy——

I just want to say: My Goddess, come and take this feces demon from the landlord, don't let him come out to shit again!

——No.306 After the founding of the People’s Republic of China, Baba is not allowed to become fine——

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

——No.307 is fine——

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