What should I do if I blocked the toilet in Goddess' house?

Ahhh, Goddess, his brother invited me to sleep with him! ! !what do I do? ! ! !

Just now when I came out of the shower, the Goddess brother asked me to wait for him on the bed in the bedroom, and he will come later.

I thought he was going to let me sleep in the bed, thinking that after he finished washing, I would pretend to refuse, and then I could sleep in the bed that smelled like a goddess and his brother hahahaha

But when I was lying on the bed, I remembered that Goddess's brother only had one bed at home! !A bed! ! !

So the Goddess brother didn't let me sleep on the bed and he slept on the sofa because of hospitality, but really wanted me to sleep on the same bed with him...

Now that he's gone to take a shower, is it too late for me to sneak away?

But Goddess, his brother kindly took me in, so is it not good for me to leave without saying goodbye?

But my sleeping posture is really bad. Not only do I like to kick people, but I also like to sleep with things hugged. If I sleep with the goddess and his brother... I can't help it!He will hold the goddess and his brother will never let go! ! !

What if I scare the goddess and his brother? !

But when I thought of the unclogged toilet in the Goddess's brother's house, I couldn't bear to leave...

Pooping has never been so easy and enjoyable. You will not understand the pleasure of washing away poop all at once!

That... Do you say I want to sleep on the bed with Goddess and his brother, or do I go to sleep on the sofa? (Well, I don't really want to sleep on the sofa!)

——No.333 male Xiang dead toilet——

sleep sleep!Of course I slept, there is a small attack, ah, you have a bed and don’t sleep, are you stupid? !

——No.334 I hid under the bed——

Of course I'm in bed, do I still have to choose?

Landlord, you believe me, Goddess, his brother will definitely welcome you to take the initiative to hug him to sleep!

——No.335 If you love me, just hug me——

A sleepy goddess whose brother... a straight man in bed, do you believe it?

Oh, anyway, I don't believe it

——No.336, I’m going to hehe——

Landlord, why don't you sleep on the sofa with the goddess and his brother, and I will sleep on the bed!

The sofa is small, the smell is stronger~

——No.337 decided so happily——

Let me admit it, the landlord, what you want to sleep in is actually not the goddess's brother's bed, but the goddess's brother!

——No.338 There is only one truth——

……

It's numb, the owner of the host is pinching, did you sleep or not, and you will die if you say it!

——No.368 Individual dying in a hurry——

Then, the landlord "died" and was said to be "dead" on the bed 233

——No.369 Life lies in movement——

……

Sorry, I just woke up, last night was like a dream...

Let's share the same bed with Goddess and his brother first...

Then Goddess, his brother confessed to me...

And then Goddess, his brother took the initiative to hug me...

And kissed me...

Seriously, I still can't believe it, I actually fell asleep...

Here's the thing:

When the Goddess brother came out of the shower, I was pulling the quilt, and I was still debating whether to sleep on the bed or the sofa. Unexpectedly, the Goddess brother said directly: "You are sleepy, let's go to sleep."

Looking at the goddess brother who just came out of the bath, I silently swallowed the words "I'm going to sleep on the sofa", and then nodded mysteriously, "Okay."

Then, turn off the lights and go to sleep.

The Goddess's brother's bed is very big, and there is another person lying between me and the Goddess's brother, but I dare not move, for fear that if I move, I can't help but rush towards the Goddess's brother.

It's too|quiet, my body is so stiff, if I knew it earlier, I would have slept on the sofa.

Unexpectedly, Goddess's brother suddenly called my name, "XX."

My conditioned reflex replied loudly: "To!"

The Goddess' brother chuckled lightly, "Can't sleep?"

"...a little bit."

"It's just right, I can't sleep a little bit, please chat with me for a while."

Good chat, I was inexplicably relieved, "Okay."

Goddess's brother sighed, and said quietly: "Actually, you have already forgotten me."

"...No." Brother, let's go to bed!

"Really?" The Goddess' brother didn't seem to believe it.

"Really! Just, just...you have become more handsome, I dare not admit it."

"That's it."

"That's it!" I said with certainty.

Goddess and his brother said: "Actually, you have also changed."

I proudly said: "Yes, I have grown taller."

"Well, I gained weight too."

"..."

"It's dark too."

"..."

"It's also more acceptable than before..."

"Brother!" I interrupted hastily, "Why did you become a policeman? I remember you said you were going to be a lawyer."

"Because you like the police." Brother Goddess said.

Because I like cops?Uh, I remembered, two years ago Goddess and his brother asked me what I wanted to fill in, and I said I wanted to be a policeman, but I ended up in the Chinese department...

Goddess, did his brother change his career goal because of my words?

My ideal when I was a child was realized by another man, and that man was still because of my words...

impossible? !

But what should I do if my heart beats faster and I feel like I'm going to faint!

I grasped the sheet with both hands and straightened my legs, as if possessed by an evil spirit, and asked stiffly, "Brother, why did you buy such an expensive toilet?" Obviously you don't even poop thickly, so you don't need it at all.

Goddess's brother turned over and said to me: "When I was flushing the toilet with you two years ago, I thought, in the future, I must buy an unclogged toilet for you to use."

"But... But, I can't live in your house all the time for nothing."

"Then you will live and use it for the rest of your life, and I will support you." The Goddess's brother said firmly.

"That, that, if you get married... what should I do?"

"Hehe," the Goddess' brother chuckled lightly, "then you will marry me."

"What?! Cough, cough, cough..." I straightened up and sat up, coughing in surprise.

"Are you scared?" Goddess's brother also sat up, and then he patted my back lightly and said earnestly, "Don't worry, no one else will use this toilet, except me, only you."

I turned around and grabbed the goddess' brother's hand by the moonlight, and asked nervously, "Brother...why are you so nice to me?"

"Because I want to be nice to you." The goddess brother was silent for a while, and asked softly, "Can you give me a chance to be nice to you forever?"

Goddess and his brother said it so clearly and straightforwardly, if I don't understand it, I'm really stupid...

But I still can't figure out when Goddess's brother had that kind of thought about me. Could it be that he fell in love with me at first sight two years ago and has never forgotten it until now? At that time, other than shitting, I was flushing the toilet. Could it be that the Goddess brother was fascinated by the heroic appearance of my shitting, or was it because of my poo that couldn't be flushed away?

"Brother... can I ask you what makes me look different?" If you don't ask clearly, you won't be able to poop and poop faster!

Goddess's brother patted my paw reassuringly, and then said slowly: "Two years ago, the first time we met, you sat next to me..."

Fuck, is it really love at first sight? !

"Talking all the time, chattering is really loud..."

I twitched the corners of my mouth and squeezed the goddess' brother's hand unconvinced.Hmph, why didn't you accompany me to shake the toilet and help me flush the toilet behind you!

"Later I fell asleep, and when I woke up, you leaned over to let me lean on you, and raised your hands to help me block the sun..."

Uh, who called me Yangou? Looking at the sleeping goddess, his brother frowned because of the sunlight, and unconsciously raised his hands...

"Then you said to me with a smirk, 'you're awake', and I thought at that time that this boy was a little noisy..."

That's not loud, that's talkative!

"But what to do, I actually want to take him home and hide him from others."

Me: "..." Fortunately, the Goddess brother couldn't see my face clearly after turning off the lights, otherwise I would really faint on the bed!

I quickly lowered my head and retracted my hand to play with my fingers.

Seeing my head down, Goddess's brother stroked my hair with his free hand and said, "Don't think too much, go to sleep first."

Mom, how can I sleep? ! ! !

Goddess's brother asked softly again: "Can I hug you?"

That's great! ! !

At this time, you must be reserved, I will not move or speak.

Really, why don't you hug me? !

Hurry up and hug! !

Brother, don't you know that silence is the default! ! !

Goddess's brother suddenly leaned forward and hugged me, I was more excited than flushing the poop in the toilet just now!

Goddess' brother hugged me quietly and simply, then slowly let go of his arms.

I was a little lost, but then a light kiss fell on my forehead...

That kind of feeling is like being constipated for a long time, and suddenly one day I pulled out the poop, and I feel comfortable~

Then I fell asleep feeling dizzy.

——No.400 male Xiang dead toilet——

Landlord: Thank you everyone, I am with Goddess and his brother.

Shit, just knew it would be like this!

Don't expect me to wish you a happy cohabitation, a happy marriage, an early baby! ! !

——No.401 Versatile Shredded Pork——

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