What should I do if I blocked the toilet in Goddess' house?

1,

The goddess received a call from his brother, asking her to go over for dinner on Saturday, and formally meet her sister-in-law by the way.

After the meal, the host took the initiative to wash the dishes, and the goddess looked very pleased. Although the sister-in-law was a little stupid, she pooped a little rough, and flushed the toilet waste water, but she was still virtuous.

Sitting on the sofa, the goddess was picking her teeth, watching his brother leisurely peeling apples beside her, and then suddenly remembered something——

It was not long after the start of school, when it rained suddenly that day, the goddess did not bring an umbrella, so she called his brother to pick him up in a car.The private car couldn't enter the campus, so his brother parked the car at the school gate and told her to run out.

Just then her sister-in-law appeared and said he had an umbrella to give her.

At that time, she still thought: According to the routine of idol dramas, shouldn't you leave the umbrella to me, and then you run into the rain gracefully?

The goddess politely refused, but his sister-in-law insisted on giving it to her, so she had no choice but to grit her teeth and let his sister-in-law give it to her.

Two people holding an umbrella, it doesn't matter if the person is far away from her, and the umbrella is held upright, when she gets in the car, her hair and clothes are basically wet...

If she ran out by herself, she wouldn't be so wet, and she had to thank the other party after she was soaked in the rain. At that time, she thought: idiot, don't let me see you in the future!

The goddess didn't understand why his brother was so gossip until today.

His brother: "Your classmate?"

Goddess: "It seems to belong to a society."

His brother: "Is chasing you?"

Goddess: "That's for sure, your sister and I are very popular."

His brother: "This won't work, find someone smarter."

Goddess: "Why?"

His brother: "Because you are stupid too."

goddess:"……"

If the sister-in-law is really the person from two years ago, his brother obviously met the sister-in-law a long time ago, why did he endure it for two years before making a move.

Unable to figure it out, the goddess asked directly.

His brother said: "At first I thought he was straight, so I didn't want to pull him in, but after two years, I found that he is not as straight as I thought."

The goddess felt that she should be touched because of that expensive toilet, so she proposed to use the toilet, but his brother ruthlessly drove her out.

His brother: "Go back and use the toilet. Only your sister-in-law and I can use the toilet in my house."

Goddess: "...you are ruthless! You have the guts to say the same when your parents come!"

2,

The pleasure of pooping and walking away, the host will not feel it after a few days, instead there is a sense of emptiness, even the joy of the goddess' brother confessing to him is diluted.

Later, when he got up to take a shit in the middle of the night, and looked at the papa who rushed away feeling lost, he realized that he had figured out the toilet with itchy hands.

This can't be blamed on him, who told him that since he was a child, he couldn't get through at the first time, and he still blames Xianglian, not only his hands are itchy, but his heart is also itchy.

The home is not blocked, so the landlord can only run back to the original bedroom to pull.

The roommate expressed "kind greetings" to his behavior of moving out and returning to shit. The host euphemistically called "the fat and water don't flow into the field of outsiders", and the ninja has to come back to shit.

The roommate had no choice but to let him pull.Anyway, the landlord would flush it clean every time he got stuck. He has endured it for two years. When the landlord first moved out, there was no sound of the toilet flushing in the toilet. He was quite lonely.

In this way, the landlord sometimes rushes to school in order to flush the toilet when there is no class.But feces can be thick or thin, and sometimes if you poop a little thicker, the landlord will go home late.

The Goddess's brother thought there was something wrong with the school, so he didn't pay much attention at first, and then the Goddess's brother soon discovered that the host had less shit at home.At first, he was worried that the landlord was constipated again, so he adjusted his diet, but the landlord still didn't poop.

Goddess's brother is a little anxious, and is going to take the landlord to the hospital for an examination.

The landlord was most afraid of going to the hospital, so he confessed to the goddess and his brother.

Brother Goddess: "You go back to school to go to the bathroom just to... flush the toilet."

"Yeah." The landlord lowered his head and didn't dare to look at the goddess and his brother.

The Goddess' brother said helplessly: "Don't go to the bathroom outside in the future."

The landlord was a little disappointed, "... oh." If he could only choose between the goddess brother and the toilet, of course he would choose the goddess brother!

Goddess's brother touched the landlord's head and comforted him: "I will press an ordinary toilet at home,"

The landlord raised his head in surprise.

The Goddess's brother continued: "In this way, when you want to clear the toilet, you can use it in that toilet, but you have to let me do it together with you."

The poster didn’t know, so, “ah, why?” Is it possible that the toilet is also contagious?

Goddess Ta brother said: "Because I don't want you to be tired alone in a place where I can't see."

The landlord was so moved that he held the big stick of the goddess and his brother to fuck himself at night.

3,

The landlord and the Goddess's brother stopped the quarrel, the cause was that the Goddess' brother was injured while catching the thief.

The landlord feels distressed, and wants to change the job of the goddess and his brother.

Goddess and his brother did not agree.

Host: "I don't like the police anymore, brother, why don't you change your career."

Goddess brother: "Oh, what do you like now?"

Landlord: "I like lawyers."

Brother Goddess: "Okay, let's play lawyers and thieves tonight."

Landlord: "..." Why is he always a thief!

The landlord was angry, and he wanted to run away from home.

Goddess's brother hugged the landlord and refused to let him go, "You stay, I'll go."

The landlord hummed, "Why do you go, I will go if you want to go! This is not the house I bought!"

Brother Goddess: "Because the toilet can't be taken away."

At this time and still thinking about his shit, the host said with red eyes: "I can't do it without shit!"

Goddess brother: "No, I will feel bad."

The landlord cried out, "Then I won't feel sorry for you if you get hurt?!"

Goddess's brother kissed his eyes, and said helplessly, "Don't cry, it's just a little bit of skin, it doesn't hurt at all."

The landlord shouted: "The skin is broken, how can it not hurt!"

Goddess's brother had no choice but to divert the landlord's attention, he picked up the landlord and went back to the room to play lawyer and thief.

The next day, the landlord's inner thighs and two spots on his chest were torn apart by the Goddess' brother.

Host: "..." Mo Dan, it really hurts o(╥﹏╥)o

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