What should I do if I blocked the toilet in Goddess' house?

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It wasn't this lump of poop, it was another poop... I later pulled another poop in the hotel.

Once again, I really didn't intend to leave that lump of baba to accompany the goddess and his brother!

Well, first let me tell you why I pulled another lump of poop...

It stands to reason that I just pulled a lump of black, thick, and long poop, and I won't pull it again in a short time, but the bad thing is that the goddess and his brother are so considerate!

After Goddess's brother carried me back to the hotel, he went out and bought a lot of fruit and came back, saying that they were all for me to eat!

How could I bear it, not only did I eat all the fruits, but also all the meals prepared by the hotel and local snacks.

I did eat happily at first, but the night before the return trip, I wanted to shit again...

Eating more fruits really makes it easier to poop. I feel that this time the poop is easier than ever before, and it came down with a light shock.At that time, I naively thought that such a good pull must also be a good punch, but it turns out...it's not!

I worked hard in the toilet for more than half an hour and didn't flush the crap down.

Goddess' brother saw that I had been in the toilet for too long, so he came over and knocked on the door, "XX, what's the matter, is there something uncomfortable?"

"No," I said with a guilty conscience, "I'm taking a bath."

"Don't soak for too long, it's easy to get dizzy."

"Okay, I'll get up."

After 10 minutes, I finally gave up and decided to go out and confess to the goddess.

At that time, I was relatively simple and stupid, and I never thought that I could fish it out and hide it if it couldn't be washed away!

When Goddess's brother heard that I had blocked the toilet, he was slightly taken aback, and then comforted me and said, "It's okay, it doesn't matter, I'll go in and have a look first."

I grabbed Goddess's brother's hand and said, "Don't go!"

"Don't worry, I'm mentally prepared," the Goddess's brother touched my head and said, "It's not like I haven't seen it before."

Me: "..." Yeah, why am I embarrassed, Goddess's brother is the one who accompanied me through the shock!

After watching it, Goddess's brother didn't speak for a long time, probably because he has never seen someone's shit always be so thick and long.He said to me who lowered his head and tugged at the corner of his clothes: "There is no dredging tool in our room, I'll ask the front desk to find someone to come and deal with it."

At that time, it was the first time for me to block a toilet other than my own. When I heard that the goddess brother wanted to find someone else to get my poop, I was afraid and ashamed. I hugged the goddess brother and looked up. Shouted: "Brother, don't go! I can flush it myself! You believe me!! Since I was a child, I have flushed the toilet by myself!! This time it was an accident, because there is nothing to flush in the room, you Give me a basin or a stick and I'll wash it away!!!"

Goddess's brother looked at me with complicated expressions, and said after a while: "Let me go first."

I hugged even tighter, "I won't let go!"

Goddess's brother said helplessly: "If you don't let me go, how can I find a pot for you?"

"Ah, ok, ok!" I quickly let go of him.

Then the Goddess and his brother went out, and came back with a washbasin after a while.

I hurried up to pick it up, but Goddess's brother didn't give it to me.

"Let me rush." ​​The Goddess Brother said.

"No, no, I'll do it myself."

"It's too late, you go to rest, I'll come."

"Brother, you should go and rest, I have a lot of experience in this matter!"

"Then let's work together, the two of us will be more efficient."

I thought for a while and said, "Okay."

Facts have proved that the efficiency of the two people is not so high, the key is to see how soft and hard Brother Shit is, and the poop I pull out will not break after a few shakes...

My Goddess and his brother took turns to catch the water and didn't wash it down.

"What to do?!" I almost cried.

Goddess's brother was also so tired that he unbuttoned his jacket, "Forget it, don't rush, and do it tomorrow."

I don't want to give up yet, "But we're checking out tomorrow morning!"

"It's okay, let's go to bed first, let it soak in the bath overnight, it's softened, maybe it'll be ready tomorrow."

I thought about it and thought it made sense, so I nodded.

I was embarrassed when I was lying on the bed, turned over and whispered to the Goddess and his brother's bed: "Brother...are you asleep?"

Goddess's brother also turned over and said to me: "Not yet."

Even though the lights were turned off, I could feel the goddess looking at me tenderly when his brother spoke, and I felt even more ashamed, "I'm sorry."

But the Goddess's brother said, "Why do you say I'm sorry?"

"Brother...do you feel a little disgusted?" If it were me, I would definitely not flush the toilet for others, even if the lump of cake is fragrant and crispy! ! !

"What about yourself? Will you be sick?"

"Of course not!" Of course my own shit isn't disgusting anymore!You must also have this feeling, that is, the poop you pull yourself can't smell it no matter how stinky others smell it.

Goddess's brother chuckled lightly and said, "So, I won't either."

So, how did this "so" come about...?

No matter how I got it, no one has ever been so kind to me like his goddess brother. I wish I could jump out of bed and throw myself on his bed to hug him and roll, but I was afraid that I would scare him with too much enthusiasm, so I didn't speak.

Goddess's brother didn't say anything else, just when I thought he was asleep, Goddess's brother suddenly said: "XX, you..."

I hurriedly said, "What's the matter, brother?"

"When you eat watermelon, remember to spit out the seeds."

"Ah?" How did the Goddess brother know that I don't spit out the seeds when I eat watermelon?

"It's alright, go to sleep."

"Oh, brother, good night."

"OK, good night."

As a result, the next morning, I ran into the bathroom full of anticipation, and the poop was still not softened...

Goddess's brother was also quite surprised, he thought for a while and said, "I'd better go to the front desk."

That's right, we're going to check out after breakfast, if I don't get rid of this mess, how can I have the face to eat breakfast!No, eating is not the point!If I don't wash away this crap, I'll have no face to check out!

"Okay... Brother, thank you."

Goddess's brother touched my head and said, "You don't need to say thank you to me."

result……

My poop has alarmed the leaders of that hotel...

Because this is the first time someone has blocked the toilet in their hotel!

It is said that their toilets are all imported from foreign countries and have never been clogged. This is the first time this has happened since they opened. The management of the hotel even held an emergency meeting to discuss how to solve the lump...

Although they all thought that lump of poop belonged to the goddess Tagola.

Because... Goddess's brother told them that he was the one who pulled the poop.

As for me, the person who really shits hides outside and doesn't even dare to go into the bathroom...

Thinking about it now, I feel ashamed, shitting is not shameful, and clogging the toilet is even more shameful. The shameful thing is that I dare not admit it and even ran away...

Yes, I ran away, and I threw that crap to Goddess and his brother...

Because that was the first time I was plugging the toilet outside, and when I heard the people in the hotel say that I wanted to take a photo of the poop and send it to the headquarters, I... ran away.

When I got home, I regretted and worried. I wanted to apologize to Goddess, but I only knew that Goddess was in the same city as me, but I didn't know where he lived.I nervously dialed Goddess's brother, but Goddess's brother didn't answer the call after thinking about it for a long time...

At that moment, I felt that it was over, Goddess, his brother would not forgive me!

Then, I got sick.

Later, I decided to forget about Goddess and his brother.

In this way, when I block the toilet in the future, I won't be sad because no one will shake the toilet with me and no one will help me unclog the toilet.

——No.223 male Xiang dead toilet——

I’m the same as you, the host, but it’s not about clogging the toilet, it’s about eating watermelon without spitting out the seeds~

——No.224 I feel cute——

hemp egg...

Want to laugh and cry...

Unexpectedly, I would be moved by a pile of shit!

——No.225 My cuteness is rather strange——

Don't say anything, if you meet a Chinese paper landlord who can accompany you to shake shit and pass the toilet, you will marry!

——No.226 Pulling the Wrong Toilet and Marrying the Right Man——

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The author has something to say:

Correct typo o(╥﹏╥)o