What should I do if I blocked the toilet in Goddess' house?

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Well, you guys asked me to say it, so I will say it...

After breakfast, we started to visit the local attractions. As we walked, my stomach suddenly burst into pain, which was hundreds of times worse than last night!

I was so pale from the pain that I couldn't speak, so I ran towards the hotel clutching my stomach.

Goddess's brother found out that something was wrong with me, so he followed me and caught up.

I just ran a few steps and fell to the ground clutching my stomach.

Goddess's brother squatted down and asked me nervously, "What's wrong, what's wrong?"

I was in so much pain that I couldn't beat shit, I grabbed the Goddess's brother's hand and said, "Stomach hurts! Go back to the hotel... go to the bathroom!!!"

"There is a public toilet near here, let's go there." After saying the goddess, his brother picked me up and ran to the nearest public toilet.

I was bouncing and bouncing in the arms of the Goddess, it felt like my papa was going to be thrown out!

I clamped tightly, my eyes were red with anxiety, "Hurry up! Hurry up!! I can't help it!!!"

Goddess's brother speeded up so suddenly that I yelled out in fright: "Ah!"

After finally reaching the public toilet, I didn't even have the strength to stand up, so I shouted in a panic, "Brother!"

"what happened?"

"I have no strength, my legs are weak and I can't stand!"

Goddess' brother comforted me and said, "It's okay, I'll carry you in, and you will hold me up later."

At that time, I only wanted to shit, so I didn't feel embarrassed at all, so I quickly nodded and said, "Okay, ok, ok, ok, ok!"

Then Goddess and his brother carried me into a toilet cubicle, and I hurriedly pulled off my pants and squatted down.

Goddess's brother squatted outside the door, his right hand came in through the half-closed door, and firmly grasped my right hand.

I broke out in a cold sweat from the pain, and I instinctively grabbed the thing in my hand and shook it vigorously.

I don’t know if you have had that kind of experience. When you can’t pass the stool, squeeze your hands and shake it hard. It’s really more comfortable and easier to pull out.

(⊙o⊙)...I seem to be digressing again, but my stomach really hurt so much at that time, and I still have lingering fears when I think about it now, but the pain is so painful that I can’t poop!

I'm about to cry...

Goddess's brother squeezed my hand and said softly, "Don't worry, take your time."

slow?No!This kind of thing is cool! ! !

"Can't slow down!! I'm dying of pain!!!"

Goddess's brother probably has never been constipated before, so he can't understand my feelings at all, but he actually shook up with me! ! !

"Um...uh...uh..."

Maybe students who have never been constipated may not know what the shock is. The shock is not a shaking of the buttocks, but a sigh from the nose of the dantian when the hands are squeezed tightly!

Have you ever heard the sound that a baby makes when he poops? It's that kind of vibration.

At that time, I was so focused on how to pull out that piece of shit that I didn't care about being surprised, but now that I recall it, I am only full of emotion! ! !

Someone accompanied me to shake, and I instantly had the motivation to pull down, clenched my fists and shook back harder, "Mmm!!!"

Just when I was so excited, someone came in to go to the toilet!

I was so frightened that I quickly closed my mouth, and even the little bit of shit that was shaken out by me just now shrank back into the chrysanthemum...

But Goddess's brother was not affected in the slightest, and was still screaming, "Mmm...mm...mmmm..."

Then I heard an uncle's voice outside the door, "Ah, the young man has become a father at such a young age. How old is the baby?"

Baby? !

It won't be what I thought it would be...

After the Goddess's brother was silent for a while, he actually answered, "Three years old."

I:"……"

Uncle: "Is it a little boy or a little girl?"

Goddess' brother: "Little boy."

I:"……"

The uncle enthusiastically said: "Is it possible that your baby can't pull it off? Drink less water, my grandson didn't like to drink water before, and the poop is thick and hard! You need to drink more water and eat more for your baby. Fruit will do!"

To be honest, I still can’t figure out why some people like to chat about food in the toilet. I don’t think that a noble and elegant boy like the Goddess would not do this. I didn’t expect that the Goddess would even chat with that uncle. up...

"Drink more water and eat more fruits. Is there anything else I should pay attention to?"

The uncle is also excited, "Eat more vegetables!"

"Ah."

"Snacks should be eaten less, especially biscuits and bread, it's too dry!"

"Ah."

"If your baby doesn't like to eat fruits and vegetables, you can squeeze it into juice for him to drink!"

"Well, I've made a note of it, thank you."

"It's all right. You are a family of three traveling, right? Where's the baby mother?"

"I was alone with the baby."

"Eh..." the uncle hurriedly said, "Oh, I have to go first! Young man, let's talk next time!" After finishing speaking, the uncle ran away, completely forgetting that he came in to use the toilet...

After the uncle left, the Goddess' brother started shaking again.

I quickly followed suit.

I don't know if it's because of the two people shaking together, but I actually shook the poop out!

congratulations! !

What a joy! ! !

Although the poop is not as thick and long as the poop I pulled in the toilet of the Goddess's house today, it was indeed the thickest and longest poop I have ever pulled two years ago!

My legs were numb from squatting, and I had no strength to stand up, so the goddess' brother came in to help me.

After the excrement came out, my IQ began to recover, but who told me that I was only three years old, and I said in a childlike voice: "Thank you, Papa~"

"Baby is so good. But," the Goddess's brother glanced at the poop, "Which poop are you thanking?"

I was persuaded, "Brother...my leg hurts!"

Goddess' brother rubbed my head in a funny way, then squatted down with my back on his back, "Come up, I'll carry you back."

Carry me back!

Without saying a word, I jumped up immediately.

——No.183 male Xiang dead toilet——

Obviously the poster is talking about shit, why do I feel like I got on a train, dirty~ dirty~ dirty~

——No.184 I’m still a little fairy——

Carrying you to the toilet, holding your hand, shaking you with you, carrying you back to the hotel like a baby, what are you embarrassed to say? !

Landlord, did you omit the part where I'm really, sorry, having sex with you! ! !

——No.185 is full of legs from the neck down——

Shit maniac is attacked by the shit official, this is my stand against CP, no one will stop me!

——No.186 dried this bowl of dog food——

What about papa? [pick nose]

——No.187 My cuteness is rather strange——

Which baba? 【funny】

——No.188 is fine——

That’s right, which papa, after all, the host has pulled so many papas, and they are all black, thick and long!

——No.189 Forgot to bring a bird when going out——

Hahahaha, of course it’s the daddy who shook us together←_←

——No.190 Life lies in movement——

Owner...

Don't tell me you left that piece of shit to the Goddess's brother two years ago? !

Is it because you thought it was very meaningful when it came out together, and then you fished it out and brought it back to the goddess and his brother? ! !

Oh no! ! !

——The picture of No.191 is so beautiful that I dare not imagine——

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I'm eating hahahaha the shit came over and I didn't stop talking, you managed to make me put down my chopsticks upstairs

——No.192 I’m going to eat hot buns to calm down——

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The author has something to say:

Well, there is still a pile of poop... ε＝┏(ω)┛