What should I do if I blocked the toilet in Goddess' house?

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(⊙o⊙)... After reading everyone's replies, I realized that I forgot about the Goddess's parents...

It's all because Goddess' brother cooks so delicious food!

I smiled dryly and said, "Well, Goddess... We seem to have forgotten to wait for your parents to come back for dinner..."

The goddess didn't raise her head and continued to send messages, "Oh, they won't come back to eat."

"Ah, didn't you say you'll be back soon?"

"It's not because my brother loves you so much that he is afraid that you will be embarrassed, so he called them and told them not to come back and eat at work."

don't come back don't come back don't come back...

The goddess raised her head and looked at me with a broken face and suddenly laughed, "Hahahaha, look at your stupidity, you really believe it."

"..."

"I'm lying to you, my brother just called my parents and told me that I will cook at noon today, and then they have to stay in the unit for dinner."

Goddess, how can you laugh, your parents obviously despise you...

When Goddess Brother came out after washing the dishes, I got up and prepared to leave.

But the Goddess brother insisted on sending me, I wanted to refuse at first, but looking at the Goddess brother in the police uniform, I didn't want to refuse anymore. I didn't become a policeman when I grew up, but I can be with people in police uniforms Stay a little longer, I feel very proud!

In the end, I went downstairs. What I didn't expect was that the Goddess' brother rolled out a bicycle and let me get on it...

This car came too suddenly, let alone a bicycle!

I am most afraid of riding a bicycle!

When I was a child, my dad picked me up from school on a bicycle. Halfway through the ride, I suddenly felt like shit, but there were no toilets on the street, so my dad flew the bicycle and drove me home, and I was behind me all the way. Boom, boom, boom, knocked back.As a result, when I got home, my papa was not only thrown out, but also crushed into cakes...

Then my parents took this incident as a joke and told everyone they met, and everyone kindly gave me a nickname called "Superman of Shitcake"...

This incident took a toll on my young mind and I haven't ridden a bike since then.

But now a handsome guy in a police uniform invites me to ride his bicycle, can I refuse?

No!

And I have already pulled a pile of black, thick, and long shit today, and I won’t pull it again in the next few days, so no matter how fast the goddess brother rides, I don’t have to worry about the shit being thrown out!

Thinking of this, I boldly boarded the goddess's brother's car.

In the end, I completely over-thought, Goddess’s brother’s car drove very steadily, slowly and comfortably~

——No.99 male Xiang dead toilet——

Humph, Super Pie, I wasn't laughing!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

——No.100 Versatile Shredded Pork——

I feel sorry for Papa's bicycle 233

——No.101 My cuteness is a bit strange——

The host's papa is really... so much fun!

——No.102 If you love me, just hug me——

fun?Put it on yourself and you'll cry...

——No.103 One World, One Parent——

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While riding, the Goddess's brother asked me with a smile, "What were you thinking just now, why do you have such a rich expression while riding a bicycle?"

Of course I can't let him know that I once made shit into cakes, so I just said indiscriminately: "Well, I'm afraid I'm too heavy and I'm tired."

Goddess's brother said with certainty: "You are not heavy."

I felt like drinking a jar of honey.

Goddess's brother continued: "It's just a little heavier than before."

Hey, I was indeed fatter than before I went to college, but how did Goddess and his brother know?Oh oh oh I see!

I quickly praised: "Brother, you are really amazing! As expected of a policeman, you can really observe the details, and you can tell that I am heavier than before."

Goddess's brother stopped the car suddenly, and I was unprepared to hit my head on his back.

Goddess's brother looked back at me and frowned, "You don't remember me?"

Have I lost my memory?I covered my head and asked cautiously, "That...brother, should I remember you?"

Goddess, his brother took my hand off my head and put his own hand on it, then rubbed it, and then said sadly: "Two years ago I carried you on my back to help you pass the toilet, you said Should you remember me?"

Two years ago...

back me...

help me pass the toilet...

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It's him! ! !

I remembered!

——No.109 male Xiang dead toilet——

Fuck don't stop here! ! !

Is he and then? ! ! !

What the hell happened two years ago that made the Goddess and his brother love the landlord so much? ! ! !

If you don't continue talking, I will call the police! ! !

——No.110 Report to the King that someone is driving a fake car here! ——

So we really know each other!

It's really not the first time Goddess's brother has flushed the toilet for the landlord. I said how so proficient, the relationship passed two years ago!

But why can't the landlord remember what happened two years ago, did he really lose his memory?

Although it's a bit bloody, what's the matter with the inexplicable excitement?

The landlord continues to fuck, don't stop!

——No.111 Show affection quickly——

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